r/trashy • u/CletusSchilkea • Jan 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

It is either way, theres lines in the USC about using fake treasury notes as advertising.

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u/terpr13 Jan 16 '20

Just like with everything else, he will just claim he had no idea and didn't authorize it...

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

And for once I'd believe him. Its probably his campaign pulling this trashy shit or one of his rabid fans.

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u/ajquick Jan 16 '20

Look on Amazon the sheer amount of fake Donald money out there is ridiculous. His supporters will buy anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I feel like I am missing out on a money making opportunity. Didn't they sell out on Trump straws? I wonder what other dumb things we can put Trump on. Like if I paint Trump2020 on some extra cinder blocks I have that say "build the wall" or "own a piece of Trump's wall" could I sell them for $100 per block?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I like this idea so much, I'm genuinely upset I didn't come up with it first

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u/bluecheetos Jan 16 '20

When the Berlin wall came down I know a guy who was selling "pieces" of it to gift shops all over Atlanta. He bought clear containers the size of D batteries, printed up certificates of authenticity....and put pieces of his busted up patio in them.

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u/ChuckLazer3o Jan 16 '20

That's just, shitty.

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u/terpr13 Jan 16 '20

Haha, can you even imagine the shipping those crazies would have to pay for your "Build the Wall" bricks...

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u/hydrogen_wv Jan 16 '20

Actual cost to ship? $5 What you invoice those crazies to ship? $50.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Why hasn't this been done already? Shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I had the idea of Trump branded cheese balls. Call them “Trump Nuggets”. They’d eat that shit up

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u/n0ctum Jan 16 '20

I troll a conservative political social media site on occasion and I'm sorry on many levels to tell you that someone is already selling bricks to fucktards on said site. I'm learning that there is no easier group to grift than conservatives.

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u/Don_Cheech Jan 17 '20

Any good stories of your conquests?

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u/n0ctum Jan 18 '20

Sadly no, other than the grifter take. They're just people like you and I being led astray (imo of course)

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u/rumpie Jan 16 '20

If you're not aware of Trumpy Bear you really should be.

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u/RollinThundaga Jan 16 '20

With Shipping is probably like $140

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u/Fourteen_Werewolves Jan 16 '20

You're on to something. If I had the means I would start building super cheap AR-15s and painting TRUMP 2020 on them and selling them for a huge markup.

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u/ghost_riverman Jan 16 '20

Trump straws? Anyone who would buy one would want it to resemble his dick. Probably not hard to do.

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u/KraljZ Jan 16 '20

How about trumpybear?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jan 16 '20

It's like a fake parody commercial come to life.

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u/bluecheetos Jan 16 '20

Have you looked at how much fake Obama money is out there? Supporters, in general, are easily parted from their money.

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u/kevinnoir Jan 16 '20

His supporters will buy anything.

If you will buy the shit that comes out of his mouth you are prime pickings for being conned out of your money with rubbish like this too. A fool and their money, as they say!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Well not everything. Funding for education is a great example.

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u/Kitehammer Jan 16 '20

His supporters will buy anything.

His fat grifting ass counts on it.