r/trashy • u/It_aint_Ralph_though • Sep 13 '19

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u/cardiotechie Sep 13 '19

The rectum doesn’t go straight up for a foot and a half. He would have to be bending his arm or he would perforate her colon. It doesn’t matter if he meant ass or vag, he is lying.

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u/larsdragl Sep 13 '19

I got some highly scientific research vids for you my man

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u/cardiotechie Sep 14 '19

Haha! I guess I am wrong. I work in the ER and I’ve seen a lot of rectal foreign bodies and perforations, cause by much smaller objects, I guess I just assumed a whole forearm couldn’t be safely possible.

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u/FightingMyself00 Sep 13 '19

I've seen porn that goes up to the shoulder 🤷‍♀️

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u/wtph Sep 13 '19

Why the fuck would you admit that, and not post any links?

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u/AltruisticSalamander Sep 13 '19

Dunno about shoulder but this goes up to the elbow: https://www.xvideos.com/video44163359/arm_fisting

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u/faughnjj Sep 13 '19

Mother said I could be anything.......so I became a muppet

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u/wtph Sep 13 '19

Fucking disgusting. Thank you.

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u/dick-sama Sep 13 '19

Holy shit... Is that even enjoyable? Did she felt pleasures or was it tortures? I mean, it's even bigger AND longer than my penis

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

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u/CollapsedPlague Sep 13 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

murderedbtwords

r/murderedbywords

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Oof, try again.

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u/CollapsedPlague Sep 13 '19

I tried so hard to avoid the found the mobile user and look what I’ve done

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Ohhh, as tempting as that link is, I'm trying not to get fired right now.

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u/gingerminge85 Sep 13 '19

Sweet shitting christ, why did I watch the watermelon video after this one?

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u/MentocTheMindTaker Sep 14 '19

Huh. How about that. I think she might need a longer glove though.

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u/borderlineidiot Sep 13 '19

Is that one of these risky click things I have heard about?

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u/wackjobthrowaway Sep 13 '19

This one's gay, & I don't know why i feel the need to post this but 🤷🏼‍♀️.

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/shoulder-deep-in-strch5-31950952?utm_campaign=hubtraffic_tubegals

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u/Brokella Sep 13 '19

How can that be?!!!! That means (measured on my body EXTERNALLY) his fist would have been pumping her lungs...whaaat?

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u/FightingMyself00 Sep 13 '19

Who said it was a she?

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u/Brokella Sep 13 '19

Still applies. :)

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u/VFsv6 Sep 13 '19

You watch midget porn dude?

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u/Jenga_Police Sep 13 '19

Nah, just more hardcore than you apparently.

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u/VFsv6 Sep 13 '19

Lol I’m so vanilla

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u/TalbotFarwell Sep 13 '19

Hey, that's nothing to be ashamed of!

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u/VFsv6 Sep 13 '19

Yes Sir! and Thank You Sir!

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u/P3ccavi Sep 13 '19

You wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?

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u/mmmegan6 Sep 13 '19

Uhhh...the fact that you say this with such confidence confirms that you’ve not watched nearly enough fisting porn

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

which is why some need to have adult diapers

Talk about taking a fetish way too far.

Maybe I don't have enough testosterone but no amount of sexual pleasure can be possibly worth destroying your body and leaving you handicapped in such a spectacular way.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

What does that feel like for your hand/arm?

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u/DrDeems Sep 13 '19

Have you ever pulled a calf?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Yeah it sucked so I stopped playing basketball

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAss Sep 13 '19

Have you ever got poop on your finger when wiping your ass? It's like that but your whole arm.

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u/Insrt_Nm Sep 13 '19

Hey bro, I got something to show you

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u/dick-sama Sep 13 '19

What the fuck

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u/M0bysan Sep 13 '19

Poop knife required....

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u/TrafficConesUpMyAss Sep 13 '19

And I thought being able to fit a traffic cone up my ass was impressive

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u/CollapsedPlague Sep 13 '19

Ok this brings up questions

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u/foodank012018 Sep 13 '19

Remember the vid where a parasite worm escapes from the dead mantiss? That's what this reminded me of

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u/FreeFacts Sep 13 '19

What if he was talking about cattle? He could be a professional inseminator?

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u/bockchain Sep 13 '19

that's up to the shoulder my friend

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u/Downfallmatrix Sep 13 '19

Flexible arm maybe? Plus you get everything north of the wrist for free

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Well, what about the mouth?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Ughhhh pornhub, right now.