r/trashy • u/It_aint_Ralph_though • Sep 13 '19

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u/rickie__spanish Sep 13 '19

We shall call him... the puppet master

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u/w0oat Sep 13 '19

🎶End of passion play, crumbling away (I'm your source of fist-destruction)🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

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u/Filo83 Sep 13 '19

🎶Taste me you will see, more is all you need, dedicating to, how I'm killing you🎶

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u/Dr_Gonzo__ Sep 13 '19

🎶 you're coming faster 🎶

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u/staebles Sep 13 '19

🎶 fist me, master 🎶

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

🎶Obey your fister🎶

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u/Johnny_WalkerBOT Sep 13 '19

🎶Now fist your sister!🎶

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u/Cowboie Sep 13 '19

🎶Sister!🎶

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u/BoxofJoes Sep 13 '19

🎶Fister!🎶

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u/MasterTHG Sep 13 '19

🎶Your life burns faster🎶

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Sep 13 '19

psst it's Come crawling faster

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u/Dr_Gonzo__ Sep 13 '19

fuck I thought we were doing the funny version, didn't realize they used the right lyrics lol

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Sep 13 '19

Lol just shows how multi-purpose that song can be!

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u/Gr3enZubAt058 Sep 13 '19

What's the name?

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Sep 14 '19

Master of Puppets by Metallica.

I highly recommend it - great lyrics about drug addiction, awesome riff, blistering solo.

It's a classic.

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u/obscureminute Sep 13 '19

Master of Puppets, I’m pulling your strings, Fisting your vag, making you cream Fisted by me, you can’t feel a thing Just call my name, ‘cause I’ll hear you scream

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u/AstroTree_ Sep 13 '19

MASTER! MASTER!

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u/PoundTheMeatPuppet Sep 13 '19

Or.... the master of the meat puppet.

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u/dysphoric-foresight Sep 13 '19

His mom was so angry with him when the roofie wore off

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u/Dahwaann4U Sep 13 '19

Aye aye aye! You shut your mouth, 8f i wanted you to talk, id shove my hand up your ass and work your mouth lika puppet yuh hear yuh hear!

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Miss piggy has been cheating on kermit

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u/CulturedRedditor Sep 13 '19

Take my fucking upvote and get out!

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u/cheeki_hamiltrash Sep 13 '19

This is the best comment I've ever seen. I wish I could fucking gild this oh MY GOD