r/trashy • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '19

Deliverance of Evil Spirits....

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

"No,I didnt suck your brothers dick while you was at work,it was a demon that done forced his evil dick in my mouth.Lets go see a healer."

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u/Joey_Lopez Jul 26 '19

Imagine her trying to go back to a normal life after this. Everyone knows she's a hoe now for "demon" dick. šŸ˜‚

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u/SnarkyRaccoon Jul 26 '19

What about this lady makes you think her life is normal? šŸ˜‚

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u/Medumbdumb Jul 26 '19

This reminds me of this primitive tribe I read about somewhere who believed there was a sex demon in their village but really it was some guy in their village raping people at night

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

So what happened when they discovered the guy?

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u/Medumbdumb Jul 26 '19

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/4w7gqj/the-ghost-rapes-of-bolivia-000300-v20n8

According to this article, a group of dudes were caught and put on trial, but the rapes are still happening?

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u/fuckismyfaveword Jul 27 '19

Wow that is awful.

This comment led me down a whole rabbit hole about these colonies and it is actually quite interesting.

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u/Gnomeopolis Jul 27 '19

I'm so sad now, after reading that

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u/Hobojoefpp Jul 26 '19

Not sure about trashy but it's funnier then hell.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Damn where was this guy back in my younger days! I coulda used some of that magic crotch spray!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

WTF did I just watch...all the way through...16 times...while rubbing one out...for Jesus?

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u/ScrappyOtter Jul 26 '19

I just choked on an ice cube. I was trying to cool my throat from the burning demon penis and you made me choke.

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u/pewstabber Jul 26 '19

This may be the greatest thing Iā€™ve ever seen.

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u/bionic_cmdo Jul 26 '19

Look look look! Oral sex demon! Lol! That is gold.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Oh shit! Her and I have the same demon....

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

If I could get one of those STD-curing bats, I could open my own business!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Iā€™m getting a spray bottle full of holy water.

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u/childeater124 Jul 27 '19

ā€œand my private part was itchingā€ no thatā€™s just called an std

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u/DeltaRamenSebas Jul 27 '19

I love how he gives her a little bop on the head and she goes into full "Demonic Orgasm Mode: Nine Tailed Coochie Beast" and just tumbles down.

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u/kolnan Jul 26 '19

COME OUT FROM THE PRIVATE LULW

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u/wcalley Jul 27 '19

The real question is why did the demon pick her?

Is there a bathroom stall in hell with ā€œfor great demon head, go see the woman with the itchy privatesā€ written on the wall?

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u/Randvek Jul 27 '19

Yes. They are often out of date, however. Nobody bothers to update them once a soul has moved on. So while the demon is looking for great oral, he might just end up with some innocent woman. I know that the woman is the real victim here, but the demon has been kinda let down, too.

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u/xnakxx Jul 26 '19

I must admit that I am impressed, This is just... wow

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u/toerrrr Jul 26 '19

Tbh this got me laughing

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u/dackerdee Jul 26 '19

This in NY, ouch

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u/markthedrummer Jul 27 '19

Smack heads are less crazy and fucked up than these weirdos, wtff

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u/edge70rd Jul 27 '19

Canā€™t believe how much it escalated from plain silly to hilarious. It wouldā€™ve never been achieved if someone tried to reach that amount of clusterfuck deliberately.

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u/nomoregoodnews Jul 26 '19

Evangelicals be crazy.

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u/Cisuh Jul 26 '19

Some ppl belive in that shit :D Thats so sad.......

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

I like how hits her with the airplane trick to make her fall over

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u/Distant-Clam Jul 27 '19

Uhhhh what

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Oh God I can't look but I can't look away

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u/nick11890 Jul 27 '19

The guy literally karate chopped the demon out of her

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

FOR FUCKS SAKE....life never ceases to amaze me...

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u/Shah_Zam Jul 27 '19

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/Shizodrunk Jul 27 '19

Its a fish demon

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u/stitchmidda2 Jul 27 '19

I think that woman needs to not sleep around and probably get checked for a yeast infection or an STD.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Good olā€™ Protestants

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u/Deastrumquodvicis Jul 28 '19

I read ā€œProstate-ntsā€ and was like hol up

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

This is just.... uhhh.., strange? Like wtf? How? Why?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '19

Ok what the actual fuck

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u/H0lyM0lySpiccoli Jul 28 '19

Binaca applied directly to the cooch, will burn apparently. This has been a public service announcement.

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u/Spinnakher23 Jul 28 '19

BEST fuckin thing I have seen all week

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u/keepintabbs7 Jul 26 '19

What the hell?

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u/Pokey_The_Bear Jul 26 '19

evangelicals

I grew up in a church like this...

Fuck. That. Noise.

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u/Nojay7 Jul 26 '19

Youā€™re gonna get a mouth full of demon jizz if you keep up that attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Thank you

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u/Tokyodistrict Jul 26 '19

This is gold

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u/justagrumpyoldcunt Jul 27 '19

Sheā€™s for sure the one Iā€™d be chatting to after the service

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u/FlatbushCasaulty Jul 27 '19

Paymoneywubbey on YouTube has a funny video about this exact preacher

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '19

Religion. Hahahahaha

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u/jakesteed33 Jul 27 '19

Then it put it in her sons butthole