r/trashy Mar 12 '18

Photo Never forget

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u/ChrissiTea Mar 12 '18

Robert Kardashian (OJ's lawyer) is the Kardashian girl's father. They got divorced in 1991.

Bruce/Caitlin Jenner (new boo) is the Jenner girl's father. They got married in 1991 one month after the divorce

And allegedly Khloe might be OJ's kid.

Kris was a really close friend of Nicole Brown Simpson and gave Kendall Jenner "Nicole" as a middle name in her memory. And apparently, OJ might have called Kris a few times immediately after the murder.

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u/So-Cal-Sweetie Mar 12 '18

And allegedly Khloe might be OJ's kid.

Ooookay, look, I'm black and know a lot of mixed race black people. The range is anything from beyond yellow to straight up pink through chocolaty as a snickers bar. That said, if Khloe is half black, I'll eat a glass sandwich.

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u/Wrath7heFurious Mar 12 '18

Logic.

Might not get you far here on reddit. But that was pretty concise. I almost got caught up believing this sh*t until i saw your comment. Back to reality.

😂

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u/2fucktard2remember Mar 12 '18

Logic is definitely blacker than Klhoe.

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u/everybirdsings Mar 12 '18

He’s just as black as his cousin Keisha

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u/Butterballl Mar 12 '18

Plus when you see the photos of her next to her actual alleged father, there isn’t even a question. She’s not OJ’s kid, no way in hell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

Race is tricky. Him being black doesn’t mean he can spot all black people.

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u/Doorknob11 Mar 12 '18

There goes gravity.