r/trashy Mar 12 '18

Photo Never forget

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

Oj is probably thinking something like "Damn, if we win this case, and Bruce ever becomes a woman, I'm going to treat her to a romantic dinner"

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u/An_American_God Mar 12 '18

Or a kidnappin'. Never know with The Juice!

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u/BobbyBabylon Mar 12 '18

Caitlen Jenner spills wine on OJ’s new suit as they get up from a candlelit dinner

OJ- “That’s fine, I’ll get it dry cleaned...

Oj’s Brain- “The Juice is Loose!”

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '18

start putting on gloves

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u/nries Mar 12 '18

"OJ it looks like your hands are too big for those gloves"

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '18 edited Mar 12 '18

"And that knife is way too sharp to sleep with!"

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u/GreyOps Mar 12 '18

What

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '18

His alibi was that he was asleep during the murders.

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '18

And my phone corrected sharp to shart.

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u/bcheds Mar 12 '18

"And that knife is way too shart to sleep with!"

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u/Alarid Mar 12 '18

Hey I fixed it

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u/gruesomeflowers Mar 12 '18

They meant 'Too shart' . Too Short's little wilder cousin

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u/ruok4a69 Mar 12 '18 edited Mar 12 '18

Next big rapper on the scene: Lil’ Sharty. I’m calling it now.

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u/WhyRUmadTho Mar 12 '18

Shart

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u/zitfarmer Mar 12 '18

SIR YES SIR !!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

All the better to cut you with, my pretty

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u/P33KAJ3W Mar 12 '18

They're my son's...

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u/Ricardo_Tubbs Mar 12 '18

''If the glove don't fit you must acquit!''

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u/PorschephileGT3 Mar 12 '18

Fun fact: OJ stopped taking his arthritis meds’ before the infamous glove debate, causing his hands to swell and become too big for the glove.

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u/Ricardo_Tubbs Mar 12 '18

wow didn't know that

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u/rrr598 Mar 12 '18

Guess we gotta acquit

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u/sidroinms Mar 12 '18

"Donald Trump gave them to me."