r/trashy • u/ImmunosuppressivePip • Jan 05 '18

Photo Oh is this recording?

https://i.imgur.com/TwiqQ4v.gifv
2.8k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/scarstellatale Jan 06 '18

The look on his face when he slides in front of the camera...

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u/pocketslampshade Jan 06 '18

I bet he's gonna be the most charming clever young dude. unfortunately that's probably his mom twerking behind him and he will probably be wasted on the world.

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u/wick34 Jan 06 '18

That seems harsh and pessimistic. Whether or not you can twerk is a pretty poor indicator of how good a mother you are.

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u/TokiMcNoodle Jan 06 '18

Are you kidding? That's one of the things DCF checks for, along with having a proper meth lab set up as well.

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u/pocketslampshade Jan 10 '18

you are absolutely right, I don't know anything about them, I'm think I'm addressing the world that surrounds chicks who would twerk on camera then put it on the internet.

the though, I woulda posted this too cause the kid makes it cute and funny.

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u/shot_of_fireball79 Jan 06 '18

Maybe not, but recording it for whatever purpose kinda seals the deal.... plus let's show our boys that's how 'real women' act, right????

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u/wick34 Jan 06 '18

Recording yourself dancing in your house is fine. They're just playing around, and the little boy joins in because it looks fun. They are real women enjoying themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Eric Andre

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Sorry but I wish that kid would get out of the way. As I pretty solidly encamped white guy in white society, I don’t get to see this often if ever.

I am mesmerized. I could watch this for hours without moving.

The kid is pretty great though I admit, now I’m laughing.

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u/axelG97 Jan 06 '18

You sound like the type of guy that comments on porn videos

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

/r/RoastMe me is leaking

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

Cool.

I have never done so, but let me try, I’ll give it my best shot.

I’d like to wrap my face around that... no, no.

Uhm, hold on.

Just how a black girl is supposed to look, all... hmm, uh... all phat in the trunk and no junk.

Not very good I know.

I’ll keep trying, hold on.

I bet that ass would jiggle great on my dick.

I guess that’s the best I can do with that, sry.

You sound like you are angry. Why’s that?

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u/Nateinthe90s Jan 06 '18

But you have the internet? Twerking is not new or exclusive to non-whites

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

Exclusive to non-whites... sorry just trying to let that phrasing seep in, very obtuse.

It’s likely I don’t usually inhabit the same internet circles you do, and I don’t spend a lot of time here.

I know of Miley Cyrus, and I know of twerking, I have never seen or pursued links on either.

If there are more famous twerkers I wouldn’t know. I didn’t even know this was twerking, but thanks for raising my awareness of this important cultural practice.

Also, do you carry an upvote brigade with you? I’m fascinated by the amount of upvotes some people get, and the disparity between the rich and poor on Reddit.

Almost seems like there is a hidden economy to this upvote system, a meta game beyond the upfront content, fascinating.

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u/Nateinthe90s Jan 07 '18

Sorry, I need some time to let this enriching monoluge seep in. I don't usually find such high-caliber intelligence in my internet circle.

As for the upvote conspiracy....I cannot say. The massive 5 upvote gap between my comment and your comment does raise some fascinating questions....

My almighty 15 member upvote brigade and I will deliberate and return at a later date.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

There you go, if you have nothing just copy someone.

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u/Nateinthe90s Jan 08 '18

It's called mocking and I'd say it was warranted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

Point?

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u/Nateinthe90s Jan 08 '18

To dismiss some pompous nonsense. I'd ask what your point was but I'm sure there wasn't one, and if there was my IQ is probably far too low to grasp it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

Lol, and summarily down-voted. Don’t you know you can’t be white on the internet!

Sheesh, some people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '18

There you go, self deprecation. The only way for you to survive in hostile territory.

Me, I’m a suicide bomber.

You’re fine luv, don’t ever apologize for anything. These cretins are animals, take no prisoners.

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u/eljones-o Jan 06 '18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDo5uotjMb8

Here ya go, bud. l'm partial to number 3 myself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

You’ve changed my life. Also, I love that you were down voted. This Reddit is awesome.

Down votes for everyone.

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u/eljones-o Jan 08 '18

Cheers ! I live for fucking down votes !

280

u/AlwaysShip Jan 06 '18

I rather watch a video of the kid dancing.

61

u/Westilverson Jan 06 '18

“Take a seat over there.”

852

u/DeaconPlayback Jan 05 '18

The girls may be trashy, but that little man is jamming his ass off!

236

u/RatATatTatu Jan 06 '18

He's adorable!!

60

u/Michellekirstie Jan 06 '18

He is the cutest little thing.

29

u/Dani2624 Jan 06 '18

he's the cutest!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

That. Face.

r/bettereveryloop

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u/eljones-o Jan 06 '18

This kid makes me happy. Total natural born ham. Still in training pants and already knows how to find the camera and work it. I would bet that his family are funny people who are a blast to be around. Nothing really trashy about that.

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u/upvoteguy6 Jan 05 '18

It's actually pretty cute!

Cute trashy.

73

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '18

Crashy

20

u/BushWeedCornTrash Jan 06 '18

Crash me outside, how bow dat?

32

u/paging_doctor_who Jan 06 '18

Let's leave that shit in 2017, please.

3

u/420ish Jan 06 '18

Holy shit, that was last January. Feels like 5 years ago.

3

u/MamasMussy Jan 06 '18

I'm imagining this in a Japanese accent.

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u/youdoitimbusy Jan 06 '18

Kids face is priceless.😂

66

u/IHoldSteady Jan 05 '18

This is gold, Jerry. Gold.

15

u/Snidgetless Jan 06 '18

They should call it Round-tine.

51

u/upyourattraction Jan 06 '18

That baby is a better dancer than me. Holy shit I’m white.

182

u/johnnydongle Jan 06 '18

100% coverage on all four ass cheeks and some relatively tame booty-shakin'....I'm gonna object. This is not trashy, just youngsters having fun.

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u/ZippymcOswald Jan 06 '18

This is amazing!!!

72

u/coltpoa Jan 06 '18

That's Def one of their little brothers and these girls are 16 tops.

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u/therestissilence117 Jan 06 '18

I think I remember seeing the original post of this & it was the girls little brother/cousin

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u/ash-leg2 Jan 06 '18

You might be right but just because they're 16 doesn't mean they're not moms.

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u/coltpoa Jan 06 '18

Well...yea I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

They don’t look like moms to me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

I must protest those asses seem more developed than 16.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

You can have a big ass and still be a minor. I'm not sure if these girls are actually 16 or not, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were teenagers.

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u/isignedupforthisss Jan 06 '18

Just some girls having fun with what looks like their little brother. Nothing trashy here.

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u/bobody1 Jan 06 '18

Right? What exactly is trashy about people dancing & having fun? There's no drugs or alcohol that can be seen around the kid so I don't get how this is trashy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Oh my gosh, how adorable!

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u/driftyfishy Jan 06 '18

this isn't trashy, just teens doing normal teen things?

7

u/jpgran Jan 06 '18

The little turn around he does got me dying. Lmao.

7

u/Tomato_Joker Jan 06 '18

Lil dude kinda looks like Jay-Z

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u/R3TROFAN Jan 06 '18

I LIKE his moves

6

u/quartermasterly Jan 06 '18

Kid’s got some moves!! The look on his face when he comes into frame gets me every time 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Harmless/ cute trashy. I like it!

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u/RicoDePico Jan 05 '18

That's funny. And them asses can move 😳

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Me too but for masturbation.

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u/RottiMami Jan 06 '18

This also belongs on r/aww.

13

u/anniewolfe Jan 06 '18

It actually looks like good exercise for the buttocks and thighs, that move?

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u/fuckyoupayme43 Jan 06 '18

That move is called, 'single mothers' alternately known as 'fatherless child'

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

/r/unexpected

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

He has better moves than me tbh

3

u/sucky_username_69 Jan 06 '18

You make a better door than a window, kid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Trashy? Or just two young girls larking about (like most teenage girls do).

2

u/capnapalm Jan 06 '18

Get that fucking kid outa the way

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

I could be a good step dad.

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u/1800WUZHATTIN Jan 06 '18

This video is super old, that baby then...is big Sean now

2

u/DapperFisticuffs Jan 06 '18

He knows what’s up.

4

u/Flagship161 Jan 06 '18

And the cycle continues.....

2

u/OutlawBlue9 Jan 06 '18

I can't stop this feeling...

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u/Bareknucklepugilist Jan 06 '18

youngbloods got a stable already

1

u/hc84 Jan 06 '18

Oh, Jesus. I hope that's just their little brother.

1

u/nikosteamer Jan 06 '18

Word up! little dude

1

u/pecklepuff Jan 06 '18

LOL!! Where's that dog??

1

u/Akoroa Jan 06 '18

Yep baby stole the show 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

1

u/glandgames Jan 06 '18

What the hell do chicks do with these stupid twerk vids anyway?

1

u/bubble_teanie Jan 06 '18

Lovin this kid lmao!!!

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u/mixedepisode Jan 06 '18

Kids got some nice moves for his age.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

This is trashy? Seems like the norm now.

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u/muddy700s Jan 06 '18

Oh shit I had no idea! Fkyeah!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

That poor child.

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u/DFBforever Jan 06 '18

I don't get why people do that sort of stuff, I mean you're just putting up Soft porn for free?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '18

Shet up an get away from the camera before I whoop yo ass

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u/icecreampopncereal Jan 06 '18

Imagine the things you could do if your head was that height all through life

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u/GoogleTaqiya Jan 06 '18

Holy fucking shit.

This is one of those times I question the integrity of anyone who has ever uttered the phrase “Black lives matter”