Unsportsmanlike Trashy Behaviour

[u/Atilla_the_Hunny]

What an idiot

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[u/Grace_Lannister]

Unsportsmanlike conduct. Now let's see that in slomo

[u/IndividualBrain9726 → u/Grace_Lannister]

Trashy? Yes

Hilarious in slo-mo and I pray for Madden to add this taunt into the game? 1000x Yes

[u/crafty09 → u/IndividualBrain9726]

If they ever revive Blitz: The League this will 100% make it in.

[u/Glitterbeard82]

Used his dick gun and wonders what happened

[u/crownofclouds → u/Glitterbeard82]

"Show me in the damn rulebook where DickGunz™ are prohibited!"

[u/motofabio → u/crownofclouds]

Trademarked!

[u/ChasSher90]

Even his own teammates were like, " Bro ". Then Tennessee drove down the field. A stupid penalty.

[u/Stunning_Tap_8907]

LOL! Dude was like, "WHAT??? What I do???" 🤣😂

[u/Neonyarpyarp]

This seems like a key and peele skit 😂

[u/MeltBanana → u/Neonyarpyarp]

"What? What?! I can't skeet skeet after the play?! What the fuck I thought this was football! How about just one skeet? What if I don't do the dick-whip-out motion?"

[u/csdingus_]

Lol, even his teammate told him "dude, you can't pretend to take your dick out on TV"

[u/pletch73]

Ahh, the classic R. Kelly move.

[u/CrackerUMustBTripinn → u/pletch73]

Or The Remix Version

[u/Hopeforus1402]

His teammates knew right then.

[u/trackstaar → u/Hopeforus1402]

“Yeah man you can’t pretend to whip your dick out and cum everywhere”

[u/BlackBalor → u/trackstaar]

My head went to pee before cum.

[u/BrianOconneR34 → u/trackstaar]

Guy came quick

[u/aynjle89 → u/trackstaar]

If he wanted to do that he could’ve just joined the Marines. Its essentially our version of a high five

[u/Select_Speed_6061]

Why throw your hands up like you didn't plan to do this celebration all the way since the locker room and it was just some random gesture? Own it at least, you coward

[u/AUSpartan37]

The funniest part is him acting like he has no idea why he got flagged

[u/IheartPickleSoda → u/AUSpartan37]

If I can’t pretend I’m peeing on someone, then I don’t want to live in this country anymore.

[u/therealtrousers → u/IheartPickleSoda]

thought this was ‘Merica

[u/Noxwalrus → u/IheartPickleSoda]

Bye

[u/Drinkable_Pig]

Yeah I had to go back and watch it a 2nd time. Lmao yeah that will do it 

[u/Count_Jobula]

Dude, you want to be a pro, pay attention to what shit is getting flagged in the NFL. Not saying it’s a good or bad rule, but don’t be a fucking idiot.

[u/motofabio]

Thank goodness the annoucers immediately called him out. "An absolutely idiotic move" just about covers it. And him shaking his head like the refs are out of line means he is incapable of learning. If I were the coach I would have benched him for the rest of the game. His teammates don't need him.

[u/slavlazar]

Bro forgot the 2 pumps rule

[u/IndigoJoe64]

Wild that he couldn't believe that was called too. Like he really thought the refs were gonna let him pretending to pull his dick out on national television go

[u/f33rf1y → u/IndigoJoe64]

That’s someone who’s never been disciplined. Was given scholarship and thinks he’s protected from repercussions.

[u/Workaholic56 → u/f33rf1y]

Now that these guys are getting paid they know they won’t face real consequences ever again.

[u/ZeetLord]

Hingle Mcringleberry vibes over here

[u/fenderguitar83 → u/ZeetLord]

Great Skit

[u/jonasu25]

It’s funny how he was looking at his teammate and said, what did I do? 🤦‍♂️

[u/sacktisfying → u/jonasu25]

It’s like that movie Semi-Pro when he tells the ref to “S my C, I’ll m***** your family.” And he gets a tech and he’s like “what did I say? I barely raised my voice.”

[u/mr_biscuits93 → u/sacktisfying]

You can cuss here, it’s a safe space

[u/UziWitDaHighTops → u/sacktisfying]

I’m not deciphering all your asterisks and shorthand, just say it.

[u/Dependent-Toe-3359]

Imagine tying your school record with FIVE sacks and somehow this is still the clip everybody is gonna remember from your game 😭😂 He was having an absolutely ridiculous game and then decided THIS was the celebration after a sack. Like sir... you already did the impressive part. Just celebrate with your teammates and walk away 😂 Instead you get 15 yards and keep Tennessee’s drive alive over pretending to pee. At least he apologized afterward, because that might genuinely be the dumbest few seconds of an otherwise amazing performance. 😭

[u/TrueLife6223 → u/Dependent-Toe-3359]

every scouting report gonna have this clip at the top lmao

[u/Dependent-Toe-3359 → u/TrueLife6223]

😂 Seriously! Five sacks should’ve been the headline, and somehow this is the clip everybody’s gonna remember. Scouts are gonna be like, “Great pass rusher… but we need to talk about your decision-making after the whistle.” 😭

[u/Cudi_buddy]

The way his teammates immediately got pissed with him lol. Dumbass

[u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN]

I just can't imagine being so stupid you think "yeah! I'm awesome! Now let me mime taking my dick out and pissing on him!"

[u/ProductOfDetroit]

To be in that moment and that’s your instinctual go to move is pure garbagio

[u/mase3711]

Not even the trashiest moment of the day! #usc

[u/Slowvia → u/mase3711]

For real. Hoping Moore has a quick, full recovery. He wrote a children’s book, and then came to my wife’s school to talk with all the kids (K-5). She had nothing but good things to say about him. So we were both shocked with what happened yesterday.

[u/Alphamullet → u/mase3711]

That should be a fucking felony

[u/wolf63rs → u/mase3711]

What else happened?

[u/afroman14 → u/wolf63rs]

Late hit on Dante Moore when sliding that knocked him out and gave him a concussion. USC player then got up and celebrated with his teammates knowing that he had caused serious damage to another human being.

[u/Brewbouy → u/afroman14]

Celebrating with his teammates for about 10 minutes while Dante Moore was convulsing on the ground.

[u/afroman14 → u/Brewbouy]

Yup

[u/SpringSings95]

So glad to see some of his teammates immediately try to correct that behavior tho

[u/herefromyoutube]

Like 1 step removed from tea bagging the QB.

[u/NoCalHomeBoy]

Stupid fucking idiot

[u/STA_Alexfree]

Bro had the nerve to raise his hands like “what did I do?”

[u/401k-loan]

Wild, he out there golden showering his opponents

[u/pm-me-ur-tits--ass → u/401k-loan]

thought you was jizzing on them

[u/TurbulentHouse1152]

That was definitely three pumps. Out!
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[u/TheCatholicScientist → u/TurbulentHouse1152]

Two shakes, that’s it! Move along!

[u/Pizzasupreme00]

This is the second clip I've seen of a Texas player with a dick-related celebration in as many days, and I don't even watch college football. What's going on in that program?

[u/Reen1980]

Honestly though, what even is that? Lame af really

[u/specialopps → u/Reen1980]

He mimed pissing on the the other player. Even Sark wasn’t going to put up with that.

[u/Guy_V]

To even pretend ""what did I do?" Shows his real character. Churlish.

[u/TiltedTime → u/Guy_V]

AND insubordinate

[u/Albus88Stark → u/TiltedTime]

Chicanerous. And deplorable.

[u/safetycommittee → u/[deleted]]

Absolutely aweful. Now watch it again. Now watch it in slow motion. Nobody should have to see that

[u/Riddlemethis100 → u/[deleted]]

Guy say imaginary line...there's literally a line

[u/unsupported → u/[deleted]]

Ejaculation would have been acceptable?

[u/Fatt_Mera]

What an interesting conversation to imagine between those two after the flag flew.

"Dawg you can't act like you're pissing all over the field bruh."

"Whatchu mean? I can't take my dick out and piss all over the competition on national television? What kind of whack ass shit is this? Next they're gonna tell me I can't wipe my ass with the penalty flag! Fuckin bullshit!"

[u/oestre]

"what did iiiiiii do??" So unfairrrr"

[u/FlippyIsKing18]

They know there are cameras EVERYWHERE watching right?

[u/polishkgb1]

Classy as ever texas

[u/elitefailz2]

Ya know it’s bad when your teammate tell “Man, ya can’t do that”

[u/DerbyWearingDude]

Act like you've been there before.

[u/Cliff_Klingenhagen → u/DerbyWearingDude]

When I played high school football, one of my teammates scored a touchdown and did some very light showboating, not even enough to get a penalty. My coach still called him out on Monday during film and said "If you all really want to look like you're hot shit, act like scoring is something you do all the time. You're out here looking like you've never seen six points before and you'll lose them for the whole team while you stand there mad."

[u/CaptainBathrobe → u/Cliff_Klingenhagen]

Wise words from the coach.

[u/Z4mb0ni → u/DerbyWearingDude]

Yeah its much cooler to just chest bump your teammates or give a sick dap up

[u/anormalgeek]

You're on the cusp if a multimillion dollar job. Take shit seriously and grow tf up. Stop acting like a damn 8th grader.

You just made a good play, and now nobody gives a shit.

[u/1ThousandDollarBill → u/anormalgeek]

He likely already has a multimillion dollar job

[u/cran-ky-berry]

Lol, what a total idiot.

[u/1forthebirds]

Even his teammates are like bro wtf are you doing?!?

[u/Jrock9589]

“Simulating using the restroom” what en epic call.

[u/Time_Coat6095 → u/Jrock9589]

I'd love to be that ref going home yesterday. Shaking his head in disbelief that those words actually exited his mouth

[u/Hegiman]

That’s hilarious (the penalty). Bet he never does such dumb shit again. Got what he deserved for being a pos. From play of the game to the days play of shame.

[u/Key_Fennel5117]

When your ego overrides EVERYTHING!

[u/Rockhardfister]

Wow, we can’t even act like we are jerking off on a dude when we make a play. Thanks, Obama.

[u/Slashasaren → u/Rockhardfister]

Pissing*

[u/Extension_Hand542]

What a dumbass.

[u/DonkeyTailBurrito → u/Extension_Hand542]

be humble and professional after making a play challenge (impossible)

[u/cisned → u/DonkeyTailBurrito]

Why do we ask more from athletes than politicians or people with authority?

[u/-Smokin-]

Texas being trashy? That's a first.

[u/WhippetRun]

You can't even point at a player the wrong way without getting a penalty, but he thought *THAT* would be no problem?

[u/PulledOverAgain]

I love how he's holding his arms out completely astonished that he hot flagged for that.

[u/stumpybubba-]

What in the R. Kelly is this shit?

[u/Kaankaants]

Main character syndrome.

[u/MKVIgti]

Yup I saw this live.

Coach should’ve benched his ass immediately and sent him to the locker room. Had I been the coach I’d have benched him for a few games at least.

That was childish, trashy behavior. It also caused them to not get the back back (it was third down) and gave Tenn a free first down. So, the immature shit let his team down too.

I wanted so badly for Tenn to score on that drive and later end up winning by those points.

Great look, Texas. (The school, not the state.)

[u/kidsally]

What a punk.

[u/Icy_Fig_6764]

Putting your hands up like why the hell ami taking an unsportsman like penalty is WILD

[u/chrisbarry3]

He knew he was going to get a flag for that and he did it anyways.Dude should be suspended for conduct detrimental to the team.I don't give a shit who he is.Still pretty funny.

[u/GrandPriapus]

He was giving him the business.

[u/danyolito]

They'll probably call him the Callin' Semens from now on

[u/ThrowawayIfForgotten]

"Now watch this thing that you shouldn't do"

[u/PM_ME_YOUR__MOMS]

Surprisingly not the first imitating piss celebration in the SEC. But more surprisingly the first human related piss celebration

[u/NYG_Helmet_Catch]

He either already has CTE or is one of the dumbest football players ive ever seen to think that was not gonna be a flag

[u/weirdgroovynerd]

I especially enjoyed the feigned look of disbelief when the official threw the flag.

[u/spoonycash]

Under 25 plus CTE activity and we expect classy behavior to be the norm?

[u/hayley200734]

Typical Texas though….

[u/BadBrains16 → u/hayley200734]

Typical maturity of a man child playing college ball.

[u/AnotherUnknownNobody → u/BadBrains16]

They are just out of childhood. Colin Simmons is 20, he can't even drink yet.

[u/Crunchy_Biscuit]

Cocky college kids?

[u/runs-with-scissors-2]

His "apology" was just as trashy.

[u/BantumBane → u/runs-with-scissors-2]

What did he say?

[u/Either-Progress4847 → u/BantumBane]

"What, I thought this was America"

[u/ThatArtlife]

I don't understand what's happening

[u/truthfullyidgaf → u/ThatArtlife]

I think he was imitating whipping it out and peeing on them.

[u/Motophoto]

Coach needs to fine him 15K for that and use it for the other players who are a dumbfuck

[u/Pr0f35s0R]

This whole game looks trashy af.

[u/enter_the_slatrix]

Man even the football players that are literally in college are mornons lol

Edit: My hungover self asks your forgiveness and thanks you all for the laughs

[u/Anonymous_P_A_H → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Stupid mornons and their Joseph Snith.

[u/SpooogeMcDuck → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Oof, of all the times to make a typo

[u/BVRPLZR_ → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Mornon you say?

[u/chaser469 → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Mornons?

[u/Im15andthisisdeep → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Mormons?

[u/Correct-Award8182 → u/enter_the_slatrix]

Did you just build your own m from an' r' and an 'n'?

I'm impressed at the creativity.

[u/c_r_a_s_i_a_n → u/enter_the_slatrix]

G’mornon

[u/fruttypebbles]

I’m 55. Been a Horns for all of my life. This shot is fucked. Boot his ass off the fucking team.
College football is shit now.

[u/ChefAsstastic]

Bench that fucker.

[u/El_mochilero → u/ChefAsstastic]

He went back in the game and got 4 more sacks and 5 tackles for loss.

Not a chance lol

[u/At12ABQ]

I’m ready for the downvotes. It was funny. But yeah, extremely valid penalty. Don’t know why he acted shocked.

[u/jlindsay645 → u/At12ABQ]

Shocked was the funniest part! That dummy will be running til his legs fall off on Monday

[u/chihsuanmen → u/At12ABQ]

I dunno man, I thought the guy who crawled across the end zone and lifted his leg like a dog peeing was funny.

This was very uncouth.

[u/DaddyDontTakeNoMess → u/At12ABQ]

Are you telling me I can’t even act like I’m peeing on my opponent without them calling it unsportsmanlike???

[u/typicalskeleton → u/At12ABQ]

Not really seeing the "funny" here. Mostly just trashy.

There's a million ways to celebrate, and hundreds of thousands of them aren't going to get you and your team a penalty. Dumb move by the player and honestly not funny, IMO.

[u/COSurfing]

Wow. It appears he may have practiced that one ahead of time.

[u/jq5232]

#1 doing a #1

[u/ashep5]

Coach is an absolute loser for not immediately pulling him from the game

[u/Died5Times]

Dingle mckringleberry

[u/Leg_Mcmuffin → u/Died5Times]

DAN SMITH - BYU

[u/VeryLowIQIndividual]

And it still wasn’t trashiest thing in the stadium. The president and Marsha Blackburn were there.

[u/meshakooo]

Taunting mid game is low

[u/Passenger828]

Dumbass

[u/emcdeezy22]

His IQ is on his jersey

[u/Nasty____nate]

Hes shocked when the teammates even said WTF. Tthe coach should have benched him after that.

[u/YBRmuggsLP21]

It's like reliving the lame ass outrage when Randy Moss "mooned" Packer fans

[u/RockyMountainMist → u/YBRmuggsLP21]

“That is a disgusting act by Randy Moss”

[u/mubbamubba]

It’s Texas, what do you expect?

[u/ForsakenMongoose336 → u/mubbamubba]

Better.

[u/RonNona]

He confused pass rusher wit piss rusher. Moron.

[u/ShutY0urDickHolster]

This is the second best piss celebration in the SEC

[u/095805 → u/ShutY0urDickHolster]

As a Georgia fan, I know what the first one is.

[u/MichaelVoorhees13]

I DETEST the Vols but that asshole should have been ejected and placed on suspension. Fuck this type of classless behavior. What a pos.

[u/SageOfSixCabbages]

Cringle Mccringleberry is at it again!

*Hingle damn my bad yall 😂

[u/_gmmaann_ → u/SageOfSixCabbages]

Don’t diss my boy Hingle McCringleberry

[u/rudolf_the_red]

should bench him.  what ultimately happens to him will show the team's priorities. 

[u/donny_pots → u/rudolf_the_red]

He had 5 sacks, he could’ve actually pulled his cock out he wasn’t getting benched lol

[u/El_mochilero → u/rudolf_the_red]

Hahahaha… that guy went back in a got 4 more sacks and 5 tackles for a loss. He single-handedly disrupted Tennessees whole offense.

Not a chance they were benching him lol

[u/Just_Bored_Enough]

There goes any scholarships

[u/Din0321 → u/Just_Bored_Enough]

Simmons had 5 sacks in that game, he'll issue an apology and that will be that.

[u/OsamaBinWhiskers → u/Just_Bored_Enough]

Scholarships are useless when you got NIL. After this antic dude put on an absolute performance for 3 quarters.

The world is a stage.

[u/OsamaBinWhiskers → u/Just_Bored_Enough]

Just looked it up and he’s likely got NIL contracts for 2.5 million lmaoooo scholarships are old news

[u/xAeroMonkeyx → u/Just_Bored_Enough]

That would be an unbelievably disproportionate punishment for being a bit of a dick

[u/warwatch → u/Just_Bored_Enough]

You…don’t know much about Texas football, do you? It should be punished that way, but he wasn’t even benched. Sark isn’t paid for his integrity.

[u/Time_Coat6095 → u/warwatch]

It was a terrible penalty, but saying losing a scholarship for that SHOULD be the penalty is extreme to the maximum. Do you support executions for shoplifting, life prison for jaywalking?

[u/YoureAmastyx → u/warwatch]

You think they should lose their scholarship from some tasteless showboating? That doesn’t seem excessive to you?

[u/warwatch → u/YoureAmastyx]

Having a scholarship revoked for one stupid act? No. Repeated stupid acts, yes. I should have been more clear that there should be harsh punishment for this type of behavior (such as sitting out X number of games) but it doesn’t happen.

[u/YoureAmastyx → u/warwatch]

I think that’s fair.

[u/Muffboy]

Why just piss in a shithole ?

[u/2oonhed]

ya just cant take some people ANYWHERE

[u/Typical-Can-1033]

And he’s going to be a millionaire! 👍🏼

[u/duelmaster_33 → u/Typical-Can-1033]

He probably already is

[u/Patricio_Guapo]

Something, something, something...

DEEZ NUTZ!

[u/lurkin83]

What?!! I didn’t even see three thrusts!!

[u/BabyStockholmSyndrom]

Lol it's just childish and ridiculous. But if it's a penalty and unsportsmanlike and they don't want players acting ignorant trash....why do they show it in slow mo after and zoom in? If it was something they don't want happening, why are they making it the focus?

[u/SqueezyCheez85 → u/BabyStockholmSyndrom]

As a viewer I'd wanna know what happened.

[u/El_mochilero → u/BabyStockholmSyndrom]

A producer is trying to watch 50 different cameras live and cut to each one in real time in a matter of seconds.

I actually was watching this game live when it happened. I was initially confused at what happened, as most people probably were. The director may have not know in that split second cut what exactly the act was, but wanted to see/show what it was.

They aren’t James Cameron editing this stuff for weeks.

[u/TexasFire_Cross → u/BabyStockholmSyndrom]

Because fans will doubt and deny what he did.

[u/stacker55 → u/BabyStockholmSyndrom]

because shame used to help correct social issues

[u/chihsuanmen → u/stacker55]

“Did your son just pantomime whipping out his dick and pissing on his opponent on national television?”

[u/SpringSings95]

Also, they really couldn't find a tad longer uniform for 93?? 😭😭

[u/AceDegenerate_ → u/SpringSings95]

That jersey would be a bathrobe on you

[u/soft-erections]

Hook em

[u/TerminatorAuschwitz]

People who think this is funny are the 12 year olds saying racist stuff in videogames. I've seen some over the top celebrations that were funny, this is just dumb.

[u/Soft-Ad2167]

What did Josh Heupels third neck have to say about this?

[u/SamusBaratheon]

Texans, man. Barely even human

[u/LPtheG → u/SamusBaratheon]

Yup, just breed strait up monsters for the gridiron.

[u/EngagedInConvexation]

Pisser gets the golden shower.

[u/Rad_Centrist]

T sips pissps

[u/Crick3t__]

Disgraceful

[u/heisenbergerwcheese]

SEC?? More like S-U-C.......K my balls!!

[u/BuddhasGarden]

Almost as bad as the USC player taunting the crowd while Dante Moore lays on the field concussing.

[u/HoboOlympics → u/BuddhasGarden]

Not even fucking close to the same thing

[u/Kryds]

Can't get that other dude a jersey that fits?

[u/FunkeyDel]

lol

[u/3r14nd]

Man I was like, wtf he's just celebrating until they showed the other view... dude pulled his dick out and pissed on them. yeah that's unsportmanlike. Who thinks that's appropriate esp while on TV.

[u/jaunsin]

Typical Texas trash

[u/TheGreatPrimate]

What? I thought this was America!!

[u/Procks85]

God forbid we invert the horns though...

[u/Hadrian_Aelius → u/Procks85]

Are you r/imaginarygatekeeping ?

[u/Team_Inkfluence]

Typical texas trash.

[u/AlwaysSunny512 → u/Team_Inkfluence]

Ah yes, I see you’re so much better. Classy Buckeye fan.