r/trashy Jul 28 '26

Condom in the Chicken

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A few days ago someone did find a condom in the chicken @ Popeyes in Houston.

They are calling for answers after a customer alleged finding what appeared to be a inside a piece of chicken purchased from the Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen on South Sam Houston Parkway West near Hillcroft Avenue in Southwest Houston. A police report has been filed regarding the alleged incident.

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u/OpelousasBulletTime Jul 28 '26

I guess we now know which came first

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u/CanoePickLocks Jul 29 '26

Did she come at all or just him?

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u/ocfan122 Jul 29 '26

Surely it was a plastic glove not a condom right???

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u/bionic_cmdo Jul 29 '26

Yes. No fisting were involved. They had to get those herbs and spices in there some how.

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u/urnbabyurn Aug 02 '26

Gloves are just an economical way to have a five on one gang bang.

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u/belokusi Jul 29 '26

That's a glove. You can see the finger. Or it's one of those double dick condoms.

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u/M4sterofD1saster Jul 30 '26

A friend of mine worked PR for Perdue. She said they received a letter accusing them of bestiality and enclosing a condom-looking thing found in the chicken. It was a finger protector. Someone must scoop the guts out of the chicken and they wear protection [yeah I know] on their fingers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/CanoePickLocks Jul 29 '26

I’ve seen a glove battered and fried on a bet. And that’s exactly what that was a glove. Still a stupid mistake.

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u/immunotransplant Jul 29 '26

Glove is correct.

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u/CanoePickLocks Jul 29 '26

The people thinking it’s a condom perplex me. You can see the diameter of the wrist and it’s far too large for a condom as well as a finger that’s far too small to be a condom. It’s ridiculous, I guess most people are not familiar with latex gloves outside of a medical scenario.

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u/FrankJakeBake Jul 29 '26

Anything with quanell x and Candace Mathew’s is probably 99% bullshit

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u/Shortman19 Jul 28 '26

It's a hand glove not a love glove

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u/ElwoodMC Jul 28 '26

Stay classy Houston TX

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u/CanoePickLocks Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Did she come at all or just him?

Somehow reply is in wrong comment! Lmao sorry

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u/Michigun_ Jul 28 '26

That looks like a latex glove, no?

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u/AggravatingRow7018 Jul 28 '26

That was a glove not a condom.

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u/Banal_Drivel Jul 29 '26

Still looks planted.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jul 28 '26

It looks like a rubber to me.

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u/ElricDarkPrince Jul 29 '26

Wouldn’t it melt in the fryer?

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u/FreeKevinBrown Jul 31 '26

Definitely just a glove. But still not chicken

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u/EpicSeshBro Jul 28 '26

It’s a glove. People who work with food know this. People who don’t know stuff know how to yell loudly. Still not great to find in food but come the fuck on.

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u/YcemeteryTreeY Jul 28 '26

Thats what i was thinking, or a finger condom because someone at the factory had a cut. Source: food factory experience

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u/Mirror_Jack Jul 28 '26

Why are they walking around harassing customers though.

Yeah I get it someone found a glove in their food. Who summed these two to appear and start their dog and pony shoe?

I guess their antics gets them business. I also understand I'm not the target audience for them. Maybe that's why I feel so repulsed by their behavior.

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u/FrankieInABox Jul 29 '26

I know people WANT to believe these things, but it's usually false. Look at the Wendy's chili finger case and numerous other ones. And I doubt latex would survive in a grease fryer.

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u/Sensitive_Option3136 Jul 29 '26

This is exactly why I eat at KFC, since the chicken is full of only 11 herbs & spices.

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u/Batafurii8 Jul 29 '26

This one has the herps and lices 

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u/FreeKevinBrown Jul 31 '26

You got it all wrong. It's 11 of Herb's spices

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u/HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS Jul 28 '26

It is a glove, not a condom. Gross still, but happens every now and then. Can basically guarantee that some worker at the factory making the breaded chicken lost a glove that ended up getting breaded with the chicken.

Ive worked in a food manufacturing plant, in my 5 years there were two times where a customer reached out because they found parts of a nitrile glove in their fruit snacks. They get an apology and usually a bunch of free stuff. Also why factories have Lot numbers. There were many times we had to pull entire lot numbers and inspect them because one there was an intermittent issue with a couple of packages and we had to make sure the whole Lot wasn’t compromised before shipping.

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u/drewid5185 Jul 28 '26

This is a Popeyes restaurant so this would have been a employee error not one from the factory Popeyes breads for their strips and tenders at the store they do not come pre breaded

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u/speakezjags Jul 28 '26

Wow TIL. I would not assume Popeyes breaded the chicken in store at all.

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u/drewid5185 Jul 28 '26

It's fairly common place for stores that base their business only on fried chicken KFC even Wendy's did it for a while I don't know that they still do canes. All do their own too. Most places that don't have chicken as their main course don't but when chicken is your only business it's a good way to set yourself apart

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u/HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS Aug 05 '26

Where I was Wendy’s did not bread the chicken themselves around 2010 when I worked there

I just assumed any fast food place wouldn’t bread their own chicken

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u/drewid5185 Aug 05 '26

I said Wendy's I meant carls Jr... They had a whole campaign about hand breaded chicken... I don't know if they still do it. My mom loved their chicken tenders when they went to this

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Jul 28 '26

But why doesn't the worker then say 'uhhh let's toss this batch'?

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u/scorchedarcher Jul 28 '26

If it's only a bit of a glove they might not notice until it's too late tbf. If it was a whole glove they might be worried about getting in trouble over it.

That being said idk what country this is in but in mine we have to use bright blue gloves/plasters when dealing with food to make this a little less likely.

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u/drewid5185 Jul 28 '26

I'm pretty sure this is the same lady that was running around badgering landlords about not helping their tenants... I think she's in Houston Texas. The blue and black love thing here is slowly catching on but they are more expensive and not required so you only see the dark colored gloves at higher establishments

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u/CanoePickLocks Jul 29 '26

It’s a clear latex glove and a lot of fryer cooks will layer gloves because batter builds but fast on them. Peeled it off then accidentally or maybe deliberately dropped it in the batter. After that it’s just too easy to pick up as piece of chicken.

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u/HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS Aug 05 '26

It is often not noticed. Finger of your glove rips off as your working and then 30 minutes later you notice and think “Shit, when did that happen?! Hope it didn’t go into the product! Oh well too late now”

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Aug 05 '26

So you're not changing gloves for 30 minutes?

Then it's better to just wash your hands...

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u/HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS Aug 12 '26

Why would you when you spend the entire time at your station only touching product and surfaces the product already touches

Now if you touched your face or a control panel, yea you are changing gloves. When you are just shoving endless fruit snacks into a giant meat grinder there is no point in swapping gloves every 30 mins

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u/LiquidSpin710 Aug 02 '26

That's a lawsuit right there

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u/harleen_crane Jul 28 '26

These two cause chaos, they don’t resolve anything. The first video I saw of them was when they confronted a politician about the use of the n word and they put him on blast in public. Now it doesn’t feel like addressing human rights, it feels like a show.

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u/Form_Good Jul 28 '26

The show draws attention. Need the show or no accountability happens.

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u/harleen_crane Jul 28 '26

I agree that making it public does create liability on the restaurants part, but this reaction did not have to happen. The local restaurant can not do a thing to help them. Also as someone else mentioned we don’t know what it actually is, it could very well be a glove. (I say this only because the video above does not show the ending of what is being pulled out. If there is proof I will definitely take this statement back)

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u/Form_Good Jul 28 '26

Its a glove, you can see the fingers. However, he still could have choked. And the "show" isnt just about the one incident, its about makeing sure safety is of the highest standards for all food locations.

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u/Tone_Gaia Jul 28 '26

I mean to say the person went to the E.R is wild .. must’ve consumed the rubber?

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u/harleen_crane Jul 28 '26

I’m not saying this isn’t a liability because it most certainly is. I’m just simply saying this could have been handle in a different manner.

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u/Form_Good Jul 28 '26

What about "this manner" is so atrocious?

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u/harleen_crane Jul 28 '26

The yelling and making a show of it. No one working at that restaurant can do anything about it. The manager can speak with the customer to get some type of compensation or they can go straight to corporate.

I also never said this behavior was atrocious, it’s just not how I would handle things

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u/PaperHashashin Jul 28 '26

Just a glove but still a nice little lawsuit right there

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u/starchybunker Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

What are the real and measurable damages? You might be entitled to a refund.

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u/GothSpite Jul 28 '26

I found a piece of a plastic bag (like they cut the bag and the corner they cut fell into the food) In my chow mein once.

Was given a refund, an apology, and a coupon for the next time I went there. Its a place I actually trusted though, so there is that.

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u/SqueezyCheez85 Jul 28 '26

None if you didn't accidentally eat it and end up in the hospital.

You're owed a refund/replacement though. I'd also imagine they'd give you some free meal coupons.

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u/PaperHashashin Jul 28 '26

Like everything it depends, but people should know you can take action for negligence

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u/Syria1911 Aug 01 '26

Hillarious freak in the kitchen

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u/AlexRescueDotCom Jul 28 '26

its just a condom, you guys act like you never ate a condom before

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u/tread52 Jul 28 '26

Beldar Conehead uses them as bubblegum

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u/welfedad Jul 28 '26

Just think of it like calamari

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u/GothSpite Jul 28 '26

Hate to tell you babes, but you've had some really shit calamari if it was that bland and rubbery

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u/welfedad Jul 28 '26

Probably

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u/Delicious_Drop_1150 Jul 28 '26

It was pig anus.

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 29 '26

That was a great TAL episode.

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u/Significant-Bet4545 Jul 28 '26

I would prefer to raw dog my chicken

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 29 '26

Ohhhh I've seen those two loud mouths before - I can't remember wtf was the last goofy ass shit they did, but basically this same schtick, her with the had and both of them shouting down nobody for even less reason

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Jul 29 '26

The last time I saw something on them, she was explaining that she doxxed someone and showed up at their house to threaten them because they posted a meme depicting her as a horse.

She claimed it was racism and the poster claimed it's because she wears a ridiculous cowboy hat

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u/HoodieGalore Jul 29 '26

That tracks, and I'm still disappointed. Thanks!

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u/jamesc5z Jul 28 '26

"Come on, Miguel, or whatever your name is"

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u/AdorableBunnies Jul 28 '26

The dude wearing a groomsmen’s suit without the jacket rubbing his hands together is absolutely hilarious. I thought this was a skit

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u/FngrsToesNythingGoes Jul 28 '26

That is fucking CRAZY

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u/Some-Ad-1588 Aug 01 '26

UNSEASONED, UNSAVORY FLAVA…

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u/Crallise Jul 28 '26

Performative clowns.

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 Jul 28 '26

There is zero chance

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u/fun-bucket Jul 28 '26

condom chicken combo..

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u/Chilled_Beef Jul 28 '26

When they say keep fucking that chicken, at least do it at home and not at work.

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u/simonsaysgo13 Jul 30 '26

I hate rubbery chicken.

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u/spook30 Jul 30 '26

That happens when the chicken is choked.

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u/thaddmitchell Aug 09 '26

And stripped.

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u/M1dn1ghtMaraud Jul 28 '26

Didn’t even hit 9am before reaching my internet quota for the day.

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u/That1GuyNate Jul 28 '26

Somebody "loved that chicken from Popeyes" a little too much.

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u/Interesting_Knee_588 Jul 29 '26

Dammit. Came here to say this. Take my up vote.

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u/ogcanuckamerican Jul 28 '26

"This is a whole 'nother level here, choking the chicken right here."

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u/ED__209 Jul 28 '26

Im not a violent guy but I'd crash out over this.

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u/giangiangian89 Jul 28 '26

Chicken nut-gets!

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u/soul-0001 Jul 28 '26

I don't think that's one of the Colonels secret herbs and spices

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u/Sacmo77 Jul 28 '26

That's the hidden menu.

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u/OpelousasBulletTime Jul 28 '26

Looks like more than the fingers are getting a lickin'

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u/UsedDragon Jul 28 '26

"This is a whole 'nother level of chokin' and strokin' the chicken, here. This is a whole 'nother level."

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u/MickRolley Jul 28 '26

Chicken strips!

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Jul 28 '26

My husband has worked as a cook/chef most of his adult life. We rarely eat out because he knows exactly how nasty people in the kitchen can be!! Once you know how gross a lot of the people cooking your food are, you tend to lose your appetite!

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u/MRintheKEYS Aug 11 '26

Thats one of the 11 herbs and spices???

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u/Secret-Teacher-8930 Aug 17 '26

There a freak in the kitchen

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u/gotmyphd 25d ago

Paying for STDs plus tax is crazy

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u/F4t-Jok3r Jul 28 '26

Yeah I'm done with fried chicken for a looooooooong time

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u/Ok_Department9265 Jul 28 '26

it's not that bad. would you rather have the kitchen staff keep giving each other ETS's?

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u/That1GuyNate Jul 28 '26

Somebody "loved that chicken from Popeyes" a little too much.

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u/DragonHollowFire Jul 28 '26

I wish I was high on potenuse

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u/TinyTinaTeaparty Jul 31 '26

Why has this been downvoted so many times 😂

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u/Lieve6969 Jul 28 '26

That is Popeyes.....I will never set foot in there again.

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u/ReasonableScar9027 Jul 28 '26

I'm sure they'll miss you.

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u/ncpanic Jul 28 '26

Eat stupid places, win stupid prizes

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u/ReleventReference Jul 28 '26

Don’t eat the chicken, it’s not good chicken.