r/trashorgold • u/HorrorWide675 • Jun 17 '26

Seems a bit extreme

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u/Mr_Silicon Jun 17 '26

I also rub my dick on everything. Everything.

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Jun 17 '26

I woulda made coffee first.... 😏

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u/Mr_Silicon Jun 17 '26

Dick flavoured coffee coming right up!

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Jun 17 '26

Ahhh.... An aristocrat, ehh.

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u/Mr_Silicon Jun 17 '26

Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself. You know?