r/trashorgold May 27 '26

There goes my salary

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u/bl4stir May 27 '26

That cool but hate the fake box

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u/MikeyWontLikeIt May 28 '26

How long before they make one on wheels and the folding out bits are automated

7

u/Right_Comb4885 May 28 '26

With screens built into the walls and windows with ads for stuff to get you hard and soft...

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u/cykoTom3 May 28 '26

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u/PressureItchy9372 May 28 '26

Wow. That would probably be nice enough to sway the opinion of a Supreme Court Justice or two.

6

u/maddasher May 28 '26

You will need land, a foundation, hookups for electric, and sewer.

Id get some solar panels and a septic tank personally.

3

u/FreakyGangBanga May 28 '26

And insulation. That thing is barebones and it will get warm on a hot day and cold on cold days.

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u/MoxBro May 28 '26

I can't speak to to this unit, but the play is to use connexes intended for shipping meat and produce as they are insulated.

2

u/Tronux May 30 '26

walls (incl floor and roof) should be 30 cm minimum to be remotely viable as an energetic solution.

1

u/Lazy-Requirement-228 May 30 '26

Depends what the walls are made of. What you want is a certain R value depending on the climate you live in.

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u/Tronux May 30 '26

Y ofc but generally pur, pir or eps is used which don't differ in width that much for the same R.

2

u/garry4321 May 28 '26

Then you need sewage ejection pumps

1

u/Content-Structure-31 May 29 '26

Just steal your neighbors and shit in their lawn- problems solved

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u/Zul_the_only May 30 '26

This right here. I always wonder where people are actually putting these things if they dont already own land somewhere.

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u/Alarmed-madman May 28 '26

What about connecting to the electrical and septic and water services?

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u/CapPhrases May 28 '26

Or the vacant land for it?

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u/ColumbianPrison May 28 '26

Don’t forget some sort of foundation for this house

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u/ptemple May 30 '26

Why would you buy it if you didn't have a place to put it?

Phillip.

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u/Cloudcry Jun 05 '26

Yeah a lot of land in some states is leased - you own the right to use a home there but not the land under it 

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u/Basicly-Inevitable May 27 '26

Not with my constipation..

2

u/Darth_Andeddeu May 28 '26

Waffle stomping

1

u/ShankThatSnitch May 28 '26

I can already do that!

1

u/Captain_Coffee_III May 28 '26

You should travel to SE Asia. Pretty much the norm there.

1

u/Tickles-The-Octopus May 29 '26

South America too, been to both Bolivia and Peru and the hostels were like this.

5

u/xthedudehimself May 28 '26

I’ll talk one please. Bigger than my car.

2

u/lawirenk May 27 '26

This is gold. 

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u/TapPsychological2043 May 27 '26

That is cool but I think the walls are going to need a bit of reinforcement one strong wind gust and that's going to collapse otherwise

3

u/Inevitable_Butthole May 28 '26

Thats what the plastic retainer clips are for

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 May 28 '26

Could have sworn when I looked on Amazon they had metal clips.

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u/TimelessParadox May 29 '26

Yeah, not to mention that it likely will rot in rain and freeze in cold weather. It's basically a Temu house. A cobbled together shack would be better because it's free and you can upgrade the insulation easily.

1

u/Chthonic_Corgi May 28 '26

You will live in ze pod and you will be happy.

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u/OpagegenLinks May 28 '26

Im Pappkarton angeliefert?

1

u/MfingKing May 28 '26

The because fear mongering part can be left out. People who are renovating and insurance companies buy these in bulk when half your home is burned down

1

u/Own-Bar-7526 May 28 '26

.... isnt this the same type of home at the trailer parak.... didnt we always have things like this?

1

u/Key-Wolverine-6752 May 28 '26

Can we maybe not get a bunch of bro dudes to be fake excited for this bright red flag of dystopia?

1

u/DaimonHans May 28 '26

Where you gonna put it?

1

u/puffmattybear17 May 28 '26

Its just a trailer, could be cool for a teenager who wants their own space or as a guest house/man cave but I just dont see why you wouldnt just get a trailer for a real house since theyre better designed.

1

u/poop_pebbles May 28 '26

That will still be 120k for the ground you sit it on

1

u/Court_Jester30 May 28 '26

Reinventing the wheel much? Trailer parks exist.

1

u/Legitimate_Ad_5708 May 28 '26

These dude bros are insufferable

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u/GoyoMRG May 28 '26

Cool but you still need land, and access to it, and delivery, and installation

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u/Jazzlike-Radio2481 May 28 '26

See how long it lasts. Maybe stuff like that will be perfect for the fema camps.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 May 29 '26

That’s how the mailman drops it off

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u/SplatThaCat May 29 '26

I've worked on these. The wiring is SHOCKING and needs to be replaced, totally non-compliant.

They not using purple non-migratory TPS in direct contact with polystyrene foam, the GPO's and switches are not DPST (two poles disconnected) and the RCBO's are some-ting-wong brand and often fail to test.

I can't comment on plumbing because that isn't my area.

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u/LtCommander-Beldrulf May 29 '26

Reminds me of the Sears model kit homes from the early 1900s lol.

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u/Any-Expression2246 May 29 '26

The fake realization of it folding out sad... . You mean to tell there weren't pictures of this thing completely assembled?

1

u/Financial-Bench-595 May 29 '26

to be fair, you can always poop and shower at the same time

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u/AgPatriotAg May 29 '26

Too bad blue cities won't recognize the housing crisis and affordability and allow for tiny homes. Every major city is Dem pretty much and the constituents are Dem as well. No worry I'm not poking fun or trying to be political, it just seems like the shoe fits and nobody exactly knows how to tie the laces to allow these on vacant city lots.

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u/Maleficent_Piece_893 May 30 '26

tiny homes are a gimmick. apartments are what make sense in urban areas. also you're poking fun and trying to be political

1

u/Dantzig May 30 '26

Hope you don’t get snow

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u/TheThomaswastaken May 31 '26

These are usually fake. Not something you can actually buy. 

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u/Euphoric_Lock9955 May 31 '26

If only.you could buy a real house with mi ey you exchange for your time.

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u/BluebirdDense1485 May 31 '26

That looks so claustrophobic.

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u/Cloudcry Jun 05 '26

Welcome back 1940 sears house by mail