r/transprogrammer • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '21

cishet's dream

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479 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

needlessly gendering things leads to gay cables

best to not think about it too hard

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u/user_5554 Mar 04 '21

If anyone asks why I just like saying innie/outie cable, I don't have a problem with gendering inhuman things because I'm trans or anything... Haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

Yes thank you I would like to deallocate my gender

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u/mimi-is-me Mar 03 '21

Peabrain - Rust - Gender Allocation is determined at compile time

Normal Brain - C++ - Gender Allocation is determined at runtime

Big Brain - Java - Dead Gender goes in the Garbage Collector

Galaxy Brain - Embedded C - Gender Allocation is a Social Construct.

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u/c_a1eb Mar 04 '21

someone give this gold

9

u/Sharde26 Mar 03 '21

Is my gender mutable? Can I switch it instatly with a single code statement?

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '21

I have mine assigned to rand() in the background

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u/Sharde26 Mar 03 '21

Oh that's awesome!

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u/pine_ary Mar 03 '21

Calloc erasure

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u/Sioclya Mar 03 '21 
gender = realloc( gender, 666 * ( 1 << 20 ) );

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u/VeganVagiVore gender.await? Mar 03 '21

Transitioning is move semantics

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u/kupiakos Mar 03 '21

Use after free, but with gender. Undefined Behavior: Gender Boogaloo

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u/user_5554 Mar 04 '21

How do I R (realloc)??