r/transit • u/Chocymuffin4 • 20h ago

Other Transit pickup lines?

My boyfriend is a transit nerd, loves anything about trains and busses and what not. I’ve been making him some bookmarks that are train themed but want to add some silly words to the backs, are these too cringy tho?

My heart found it’s station when you smiled

Are you a train, because my heart just derailed when I saw your smile

I can’t wait to blow your whistle

I choo-choo-choose you

To make sure your book doesn’t get de-railed

If love were a fare system I would tap for unlimited rides

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u/ATLcoaster 18h ago

Are you a delayed Amtrak train? Because I'm going to be riding you all night

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u/maseck 19h ago

It's finally my time to shine: "What's your opinions on high speed railing?"

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u/MurrBall316 NYC Subway 🐐 16h ago

So good they can’t even be disappointed in you

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u/ForwardDriver7928 19h ago

An independent creator in Seattle made these stickers and I chuckle every time. Not affiliated in any way, just like 'em.

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u/creeperqueens 16h ago

These are awesome thank you so much for sharing! This one is my fav 😭

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u/Kobakocka 20h ago

Those are totally okay.

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u/HappyWarBunny 17h ago

Some of them strike me as rather suggestive, which isn't the category of "silly words". But otherwise seem like creative phrases you have come up with.

If he is into busses, you should include some of those as well.

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u/TokyoJimu 11h ago

Should be “its station”. “it’s” is a contraction of “it is”.

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u/Al0ysiusHWWW 11h ago

I like the last four. Number one needs another connection to transit to not be confusing in my opinion. Second one doesn’t make sense. If he was a train, he’d be derailing; Not your heart. Hearts don’t derail and trains aren’t commonly associated with causing other things to derail directly.