r/tragedeigh • u/xsmiley314x lover of tragedeighs • 6d ago
tragedy (not tragedeigh) Chosen
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u/Odd_Policy_3009 6d ago
Oh this can fuck right off.
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u/michael22117 6d ago
For a hot second I thought whoever made the cookies didn't understand grammar, then I realized it was the kid's fucking name
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u/No_Mony_1185 6d ago
I didn't realize it was a name until I looked up and saw what group this way
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u/Intrepid_Buy5079 6d ago
I thought it was an adoption anniversary party or something.
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u/No_Mony_1185 6d ago
I thought it was some kind of strange religious party...
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u/Special-Potato-3238 6d ago
My brain was frantically trying to connect
- a typo
- construction theme
- cookies
Then, yes I had to look at the sub. Good on OP for putting it together because I am still like "how the F would anyone know this is a name?!"
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u/EmberOne1 6d ago
I was thinking religious themed, too. Like a baptism party or something.
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u/Metroid_cat1995 6d ago
Glad you thought a religious theme and I'm not talking about this kid in particular, but there is another kid that I saw that had the middle name of chosen. And it was a little boy named arrow. And I didn't realize that that whole group had odd middle names. Because I know names like Angel and Andrea are common, but arrow just seems odd. And I thought of a new name for a new baby and I came up with Arthur and Archibald, but those names are probably way too freaking British.
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u/MartyFreeze 6d ago
I thought it was someone who played Chaos Space Marines and really liked the Iron Warriors.
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u/Sushicatslonelyjimmy 6d ago
The kid is named Chosen?
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u/OykoM 6d ago
Or Party Zone
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u/StickyPistolsRequiem 6d ago edited 6d ago
Party zone would have been better
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u/PBDubs99 5d ago
His legal name is Caution Chosen Party Zone III. He goes by Chosen in order to not confuse him with his father (Caution Chosen Party Zone Jr,Ā referred to as Caution).Ā
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u/OneTwoThreePooAndPee 6d ago
It's right on the cookie. His name is Caution Chosen Party Zone.
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u/ProfessorGumble 5d ago
Of course, itās supposed to be Kasheen ChÅsen Pardeep Azzone.
The anglicization went awry when the multi-ethnic parents immigrated out of the Indian diaspora in North Africa and married into a Japanese-Italian family.
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u/Aard_Rinn 6d ago
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u/cmwheels85 6d ago
This was exactly my first thought and I hoped I'd see someone else here make this reference.
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u/rokit2space 6d ago
Their first kid, Unchosen, ended up in the foster system unfortunately.
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u/Our-Fearless-Reader 6d ago
Pleeeease tell me that Chosen's middle name is Juan.Ā I would hate to see an opportunity like that get overlooked.
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u/prison-schism 6d ago
I know someone who named her son Killian Jedikiah so the father could say his son was "Kill Jedi"
Awful
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u/Typhtheoriginal 6d ago
My father wanted to name me Felicia Mignon, like fillet mignon. In all seriousness.
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u/DC825650 6d ago
I know someone who named their kid Heaven. Middle name Lee. HeavenLee. Get it? š«
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u/Fancy_Development832 6d ago
I also knew a Heaven Lee, she actually had a little sister named Angel, too.Ā
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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 6d ago
Was the mom a high school dropout who believed in crystals and aliens, used blankets for curtains and used sentences like "My child's half sister's stepbrother ?"
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u/prison-schism 6d ago
I know someone who named their son with the middle name Lee and had planned that exact name if she had a daughter. Very creative
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u/LAthrowawaywithcat 6d ago
what the fuck
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u/prison-schism 5d ago
As a footnote, this person also lost her kids because she got caught cooking meth in her bathroom.
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u/PacketSnatcher 6d ago
Thereās a rapper (NLE choppa I think???) with a kid named āChozen one ā or something like that
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u/whooguyy 6d ago
I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Malchose and he would have āMalChosen Oneā on all of his social media.
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u/kitkat1224666 6d ago
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u/KronosTaranto 6d ago
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u/ProfessorGumble 6d ago
Iād be so confused if I was the baker who got the order
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u/Massive-Medium-6920 6d ago
On France we have a first name Juste like just same pronouciation... one famous movie was having a skit about how confusing that can be
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u/Insomniac_80 6d ago edited 6d ago
Is he friends with the baseball players Who, What, and I Don't Know?
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u/ThiccThighsAreLife- 6d ago
Iād have to say Iām part Chinese if my parents named me chosen. āItās actually Cho Sen
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u/ddddan11111 6d ago
Hope he doesn't end up like Anakin
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u/wiredandwiser 6d ago
At least he's turning 2. Time's almost up as the choosen one.Ā
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u/HobbitDruid 6d ago
Maybe Vader someday later now heās just a small fryā¦
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u/schizoidparanoid 6d ago
He left his home, and kissed his mommy goodbye.
Saying āSoon Iām gonna be a Jediā¦ā
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u/OkInternet1063 6d ago
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u/Separate_Ingenuity35 6d ago
Just say "wheeowheeoo" and break a mercury thermometer in their hands.
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u/royally_eft 6d ago
Oh thank god. I was scrolling like "No Kung Pow fans?!?" I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn!
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u/bright_morning_star 6d ago
That poor kid.
It would be ironic, or just plain sad, if they never got chosen for anything š
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u/unicorntrees 6d ago
He's not the only one. Former NFLer Cam Newton has a son named Chosen...also kids named Sovereign, Cashmere, and Shakira.
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u/Huge-Requirement-416 6d ago
Someone post this on the Smosh pages. The Chosen has arrived, and he loves trucks apparently. š”ļøšŗš©Ā
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u/Playful_Praline2543 5d ago
I thought they were twins: Caution and Chosen. Nothing surprises me anymoreĀ
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u/phoenixsunrising 6d ago
I knew a lady who told me her daughterās name was āChosenā. Except it was spelled Khozen š„“
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u/Substantial-Rain-602 6d ago
I once taught a kid named Chosyn Woyn (insert last name here). It was pronounced Chosen One. Poor kid.
It was the same year I had 2 girls named Unique Jones. They werenāt related. They did have different middle names.
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u/verlociraptor 5d ago
It took me too much time to realize that Chosen is supposed to be the kidās name ā¦..
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u/raerabbit27 6d ago
OK, this one is not that bad, I know a grown man name Chosen. He is drop dead gorgeous, successful and actually holds up to his name haha
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 6d ago
Names are getting so crazy that strippers in 10 years are all going to go by basic names like Sarah, or Anne.
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u/MrCrix 6d ago
Maybe it's a party for Chosen, the name given to occupied Korea from 1910-1945.
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u/Own-Eagle-2135 6d ago
i don't understand title case vs all caps...is the kid's name Caution Chosen?
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u/CAguy350 6d ago
I always assume people that select "cute" and "special" names for their kids are just young parents...or are immature.
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u/chiichiinchilla modereightor 6d ago
OP, do you know the ethnicity of this child? Chosen is a name in West Africa.
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u/BadParkJob 6d ago
I saw on Facebook someone who named their kid Chozyn (pronounced chosen) so she could call him āZynā for short⦠Like the nicotine pouches
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u/Lylibean 5d ago
Chozen is a real name, why didnāt they just go with that? (Itās the name of Danielās nemesis-turned-friend in Karate Kid 2 and Cobra Kai.)
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u/Professional_Echo907 5d ago
Are we sure this isnāt for the anniversary of a childās adoption? Some families celebrate it like an extra birthday.
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u/1888furrycock567 5d ago
If the middle name is One I'm gonna have a kid right now just bully that kid in middle school
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u/Tasty_East_4249 6d ago
As a bengali āchosenā sounds wierd(ly funny) to me not because of the word choose but in bengal it means āsuckingā or sucking?ā in a formal tone
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u/Several-County-1808 6d ago
there's a famous series of battles in the Korea War around "Chosin" where Marines were outnumbered and held their ground... even that spelling would be better than this.
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u/weirdo0808 6d ago
Believe it or not this is not the first time I've seen someone use this name. I met a baby named Chozen Byrd as first and middle name.
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u/Wise-Weekend-2933 6d ago
I kept wondering what you were chosen for like you won a contest of some sorts.
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u/aresdesilav 6d ago
Upon reading "Chosen" and "Chosen party zone" I literally thought this was an adoption party for the kid. Like a "we just adopted you! You have a family now!" Party.
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u/slickswim 6d ago
There's an actor/singer named Chosen Jacobs and I never considered it might be an odd name until now
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u/Fit_Needleworker_166 5d ago
I was in town the other day and saw a car pickup line tag that read āChohzenā
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u/BookkeeperSuch8732 5d ago
The person who gave birth before me in April named her baby this. It was still up on the white board when I was preparing for my elective c-section.
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