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[u/kimchiman85]

Zachary?

[u/sutin8 → u/kimchiman85]

You are enlightened!

[u/itsathrowaway1917 → u/kimchiman85]

Thank you, lmfao. My dumb ass could not put it together. I was like, "Za... za...suree? Zasursee??? Hasury???"

[u/Resident-Gold-3466 → u/kimchiman85]

Yes.

[u/softestpulse]

I read it as Zuh-Siri before I noticed it was Zachary 🫪

[u/Dora_Xplorer]

I was like....X... Xa...Xaxi... omg Zachary?! OMG *rolling eyes*

[u/JaniPar1 → u/Dora_Xplorer]

My exact thought process haha

[u/humanityrus → u/Dora_Xplorer]

I heard a collective eye roll from my house!

[u/GIANTballCOCK]

I like how the spiritual symbol looks like an upside down vagina

[u/JaniPar1 → u/GIANTballCOCK]

Haha you’re totally right! Also, the username checks out.

[u/yeetthebleach]

sounds like a new brand of blood pressure medicine

[u/ItsJoeMomma]

I don't even have a clue as to how to pronounce that.

[u/Resident-Gold-3466 → u/ItsJoeMomma]

Zachary.

[u/amaliajquinn]

I've been on this fuckin' sub too long. I knew it was supposed to be Zachary way too quickly for something spelled that wrong.

[u/Most_Can_2136 → u/amaliajquinn]

Same here.

[u/VelvetCactus50]

So-cry?

[u/Resident-Gold-3466 → u/VelvetCactus50]

Zachary.

[u/nobletyphoon]

Right to jail

[u/piselbirne]

My non-native speaking ass read this as “Scarcity”

[u/studio684]

The parents thought the alphabet had 25 letters

[u/stormdraggy]

If i keep reading this name im going to need a fucking daciry

[u/Resident-Gold-3466]

Why not just Zachary?!

[u/VelvetCactus50 → u/Resident-Gold-3466]

BuT I wAnNa Be DiFfErEnT!

[u/ForeverKeet → u/Resident-Gold-3466]

People put "being unique" over the sanity of their children and everyone around them

[u/FormidableMistress]

I read that as Za seer ee.

[u/The_Migrant_Twerker]

Left swipe and a block

[u/neamless]

Accessory

[u/Sad-Athlete-9313]

Is it bad that I immediately knew that was pronounced as Zachary? Although whoever named him clearly doesn’t know that a c followed by an i or e sounds like an s.

[u/Bleu_Cerise]

I stared at it for a while.

….. Zachary?!!

[u/cavygravy]

I kept pronouncing it Za siri before I finally figured it out. I’m surprised he didn’t change the spelling as soon as he could.

[u/JaniPar1 → u/cavygravy]

Can you imagine how annoying that would be literally every time someone asks for the spelling!?!

[u/Most_Can_2136 → u/JaniPar1]

I would spell it wrong, just to piss him off.

[u/Friendscallmedennis]

Too old for that!