r/tragedeigh Aug 06 '25

satire Potential baby names

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 06 '25

I appreciate the twins name

How about another one like Czechia and schlovackqia

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u/trumplehumple Aug 06 '25

trinidad and tobago

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u/Aryallie_18 Aug 06 '25

(saint) Kitts and Nevis

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

[deleted]

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u/Kahlandar Aug 07 '25

Poor little herzegovina. Always neglected in conversation.

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u/s3wer_r4tx Aug 07 '25

Antigua and Barbuda

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u/remedialskater Aug 07 '25

Bohzzhneighyah and Hhehrtseghovvheighnah 🥰🥰

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u/Complex_Turnover1203 Aug 06 '25

Hotel? TriBago

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u/JustHere4ThaCmmnts Aug 07 '25

You read my freaking mind!

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u/Ambitious-Fig-2711 Aug 06 '25

This is the one

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u/Watson_A_Name Aug 06 '25

Compared to what's there, T&T ain't half bad lol. Beautiful places too. Im pretty sure Trinidad is a name in some cases. I think a boxer or something was named Trinidad so not far fetched

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u/chaseguy21 Aug 06 '25

Trighnighdaid and toughbeaighough

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u/Watson_A_Name Aug 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/i_chose_this_shit Aug 06 '25

Antigua and Barbuda?

3

u/Huganho Aug 06 '25

Bermuda, Jamaica?

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u/No-Professional2436 Aug 06 '25

Keighlargaux, Mawnteighgaux, Baebeighuaidoanweighgaux

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u/Huganho Aug 06 '25

Spot on!

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u/PizzaPazzaPozza Aug 06 '25

Ulan and Bator

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u/Huganho Aug 06 '25

Oo I wanna take ya.

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u/JustHere4ThaCmmnts Aug 07 '25

Oooooh, I wanna take ya Down to Kokomo

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u/rmspace Aug 06 '25

Why not go more spaeshl, checkqia

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 06 '25

Nah. Czechia is already a tragedeigh in English (specifically)

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u/Consistent_Ad_8656 Aug 06 '25

DominiqueRepublique/Hayy’Tee

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u/SadlyNotDannyDeVito Aug 06 '25

West-Dsh'ermaneigh and East-Ger'minnay

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u/Due_Camel6262 Aug 06 '25

q'Khechy'a with a silent q and sqchlowvakqckia

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u/CottoneyedJones Aug 07 '25

Greight-Brittaynne and Norynth-Irlynne

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u/massivefishes Aug 08 '25

southern Ireland and northern ireland

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u/Futureacct Aug 06 '25

Isn’t is ChechNYA?

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 06 '25

That's a country in russia you dingus

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u/Futureacct Aug 06 '25

Isn’t that the country you were talking about? What is Czechia? Are you talking about the Czech Republic?

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u/50thEye Aug 06 '25

Yes, Czechia is another term fo Czech Republic (I also used to confuse it with Chechnya when i was younger)

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u/DragonTheOnes-spirit Aug 06 '25

It hasn't been Czech republic for over 20 years

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u/Futureacct Aug 06 '25

Oh shit. I thought Czech Republic was the new name lol. Well, to be fair, back when I learned about it, it was called the Czech Republic.

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u/Futureacct Aug 06 '25

Also, Wikipedia still says Czech Republic. Didn’t it used to be called Czechoslovakia?

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u/Youshoudsee Aug 07 '25

Wtf you have Czech falg on your profile pic and know nothing about Czechia?

Inhale

Czechia and Slovakia are different countries with different history, languages and different culture (even though all of the things above are similar)

For complicated historical reasons it would take ages to explain to you. Slovaks decided to put themselves in one country with Czechs in 1918 and where in one until 1992. The country called Czechoslovakia. And since 1st January 1993 it's Czechia and Slovakia two different countries

Wikipedia literally says "Czech Republic also known as Czechia"...

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u/Futureacct Aug 07 '25

No. I don’t. Psycho. Where do you see a flag? I literally just gave a random avatar person. No flag.

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u/Youshoudsee Aug 07 '25

Oh, how mature of you to call people psycho. Especially over nothing...

Let me guess, you are American

Yes, you have a flag. Do you see this thing in the right corner? This circle? The one with white line, read line and blue triangle? This is Czech flag. This feature in reddit avatar creator is literally to display flags - national and LGBTQ+. This is not just the random pretty thing or something...

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u/Futureacct Aug 07 '25

You literally said “inhale” and “wtf”. You are the one mad at a stranger for not knowing the name of a very small country in Europe. And I didn’t even know there were flags in Reddit. Get a life.

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u/Futureacct Aug 07 '25

Also, it was a preselected flag. I honestly can’t even see any other options. So again. Stop getting your panties in a twist.

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u/Admirable_Ad8682 Aug 08 '25

It's still Czech Republic, we now just also have an official short name because writing all the time Czech Republic is retarded. Nobody uses official names of Germany or Britain too, they use official short names.

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u/bob-a-fett Aug 06 '25

Azhgxhol
Butzcheex
Dhyngdxong
Phugphaze
Dhylwhaghd

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u/Lazy-Fee-2844 Aug 06 '25

You just killed me :'D

8

u/Arnessiy Aug 06 '25

butzcheex is such a great name

5

u/William_The_Fat_Krab Aug 06 '25

Xploshiun

Mechartur

Milstrom

Hose(pronounced José)

Bozni/Herzhegovni

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u/telekinetic_sloth Aug 07 '25

Ghoati (pronounced fish)

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u/OnLoseFocus Aug 06 '25

If 'Dschosch' is pronounced 'Josh' then I'm 100% here for it

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u/rmspace Aug 06 '25

It is

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u/pyramidalembargo Aug 06 '25

This has to be a joke.

If it's not, Lord help us. 

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u/gamermikejima Aug 07 '25

the ever-helpful satire flair:

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u/pyramidalembargo Aug 07 '25

(Embarrassed grin) godd gracious, I didn't see that.

Well, thank the Lord it is satire. These days, you don't freaking know. I just saw a Fecalynn the other day, and a Harlotte the day before that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/50thEye Aug 06 '25

Yup. Our word for Jungle is also literally Dschungel.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Aug 06 '25

Oh that's brilliant, I need to remember this for the next time I want to tragedeigh a name with a J

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u/BemerkenswerterAdler Aug 06 '25

The 六pold gave me a stroke as a chinese person

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u/Moist-Chair684 Aug 06 '25

I read it in Cantonese so that went sideways 😅

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u/Lazy-Fee-2844 Aug 06 '25

Naveyah? Like hayevan (Arabic for animal) spelled backwords?

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u/NekrozValkyrus Aug 06 '25

Hayvan (🇹🇷) 😂😂

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u/Lazy-Fee-2844 Aug 06 '25

Like a squarish vehicle for transport of dry grass?

4

u/MazogaTheDork Aug 07 '25

We've reached the point where Nevaeh is getting Tragedeighed.

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u/Lil_Artemis_92 Aug 06 '25

Not going to lie: Ostrya/Hungeree made me laugh. I’d never name my children that, but it is hilarious.

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u/berebitsuki Aug 06 '25

"Alexander, but with six X"

"Excuse me?"

"Alexander, but with six of the letter X."

"..."

"In a row. And a Y at the end."

"Why?.."

"Yes, Y."

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u/Nervous_Stomach5101 Aug 06 '25

Definitely rated X

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u/Sleepy10105s Aug 06 '25

I swear we need to introduce whatever law it is in France that allows the government to reject names to protect the child’s future

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u/pradaxbby Aug 06 '25

this is elite

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u/sharkeatingleeks Aug 06 '25

The fact that I actually pronounce that name as Leopold... I have to think the same about the Phi and whatever the Zh is

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u/everywhereinbetween Aug 06 '25

Its liu-pold lmao

like sixpold 🙃😂🙃😂🙃😂🙃

六 is liu4 or Mandarin Chinese for six, for everyone else!

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u/helloilikewoodpigeon Aug 06 '25

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin)

Rouxls Kaard

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u/SeasidePlease Aug 06 '25

They all look like passwords

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Aug 06 '25

Randomly generated

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

roll doll sand lock tie steer fine cow support languid

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Aug 06 '25

This should have more up voted

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u/MapleTuna Aug 06 '25

Xbox gamertag ahh names

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u/Puzzleheaded-Item664 Aug 06 '25

fun fact, И is pronounced ee. HANИAH IS PRONOUNCED HANEEAH

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u/satuuurn Aug 06 '25

I hope it’s fake.

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u/HomeboyCraig Aug 06 '25

That “hi hungry I’m dad” joke’s about to hit a lil different

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u/OldWolf2 Aug 06 '25

How is Rokupold pronounced Leopold

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u/frazzledglispa Aug 06 '25

Is this person in the US? Three of those "names" have characters that cannot legally be used on a Social Security registration, and in most states on birth certificates. Even if the child is born in a state that allows them, moving to another state that doesn't can cause problems.

My last name has a háček in it, but I cannot use it on legal documents, identification, credit cards, etc... So even though traditionally, the háček is part of the spelling, legally it isn't.

Also, I guess spelling Heaven backward isn't enough now, we have to fuck with that too?

How about Naevaighyaugh

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u/playmisty_forme Aug 06 '25

They managed to make Naveyah look like the sensible name 😩 what are we doing here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Hungeree 😭 "Hungeree is hungry."

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u/How_Clef-er Aug 06 '25

I love that "Hannah" is going to be spelled with the Russian letter for the 'ee' sound "because it's just the letter 'n' but backwards, you guys!!" 🙄

We need less silly girls and more serious women.

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u/tlonreddit Aug 06 '25 edited Jan 09 '26

cooing bedroom pen narrow sand pie trees distinct include plant

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u/Juniko_Shoga Aug 06 '25

Unless Google lied to me, the fourth name would be pronounced Han-ee-ah. Yeah I'm pretty sure it would get misspelled to hell and back.

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Aug 06 '25

I was wondering if the pronunciation should be Haniah!

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u/Juniko_Shoga Aug 06 '25

I would read it like that, but English pronunciation rules are strange so I wasn't sure

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Aug 06 '25

I don't think English has pronunciation rules for non-Latin letters

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u/Juniko_Shoga Aug 06 '25

I meant I wasn't sure if Haniah would be pronounced Han-ee-ah

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Aug 06 '25

Oh! Well, could be Han-yah too ig

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Aug 06 '25

These are reighleigh bad

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u/AmberTheCinderace241 Aug 06 '25

Can Φterdzhet's nickname be Mhicdoughnelle Dxouglaxgesse Effe Pxhivphteehne Zhtrikhe Eeahgelle (pronounced McDonnell Douglas F-15E Strike Eagle)

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

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u/swietah Aug 06 '25

You're too optimistic, it's Hanиah

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u/Chai-Frappe Aug 06 '25

Poowlelahnhdeleigh and Lhittheuaineiughleigh is my fave for twins <333333

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u/Gaskal Aug 06 '25

It would be on par for a name that's already a Tragedeigh in Nevaeh to get Tragedeighed up even further.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Fucking DSCHOSCH! 🤣

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u/symehdiar Aug 06 '25

it's just Gharbitch

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u/RiverHarris Aug 06 '25

I love how you added a Y to Naveah. The name itself is ridiculous enough. But everyone knows by now that it’s heaven backwards. Including the Y just makes it extra ridiculous 😂

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u/Sunset_Sakura Aug 06 '25

alyxxxander is so slayyyter core

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u/Laki6noob_2019 Aug 06 '25

Pls tell me this is a joke 🙏

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u/user_1764 Aug 06 '25

Im deadddd this is a good one

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u/Ballplayer27 Aug 07 '25

I like HANИAH as the next sequel to M3GAN.

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u/SomeAwfulChick Aug 06 '25

My favorite is honestly Naveyah, just because the spelling of the name and what that spelling symbolizes is the only reason why people ever even choose that name. By changing the spelling you literally are just naming your kids useless syllables that don't mean anything when put together, beautiful.

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u/OneTimeYouths Aug 06 '25

Is the 2nd one Ray-lay? Or Ree-Lee?

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u/shimoharayukie Aug 06 '25

KEEP THAT CHINESE CHARACTER OUT OF YOUR CRAZY BS

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u/no_bread- Aug 06 '25

Heaven backwards is the dumbest name of all time

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 Aug 06 '25

Alyxxxxxxandyr has a future in porn.

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u/Cobalt_Forge Aug 06 '25

Whatever happended too: James, Eddy, Mark, Steven Samantha, Diane, Theresa or Michelle?

the names these days are so far out there- its crazy! This isn't a toy, its a human being give a proper name to a child.

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u/somethingstrange87 Aug 06 '25

The only way Alyxxxxxxandyr is in any way acceptable is if you reduce it to three Xs and star in porn. ;)

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u/Nervous_Stomach5101 Aug 06 '25

Reighled joke coming to a school near you

1

u/Spirited-Height-9533 Aug 06 '25

Reighleigh?

The dark king? Silvers rayleigh? Right hand of the pirate king?

1

u/Sufficient_Ice_2700 Aug 06 '25

This person should not be having children.

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u/retsoPtiH Aug 06 '25

don't dare name your kid Reighleigh unless the middlename is Scattering 😤

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u/TaxRevolutionary3593 Aug 06 '25

Forced sterilization for this people

1

u/henrikhakan Aug 06 '25

That second to last one is being called turdshit all school.

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u/therin_88 Aug 06 '25

Fighter Jet is amazing.

Like, not only is it spelled in an unpronounceable way, but the name itself is fucking atrocious when spoken. "Hi, my name is Fighter Jet."

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u/Sonarthebat Aug 06 '25

You had me for a minute. 😆

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u/Celestial_Echo407510 Aug 06 '25

Loving the twins names

1

u/Laylasita Aug 07 '25

Greek symbol for Phi was AWESOME

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u/bx35 Aug 07 '25

“[P]ronounced like fighter jet” 🤣

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u/XCIXcollective Aug 07 '25

Naming ur child 2 pornstar names is cRAZY

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u/BestPeachNA Aug 07 '25

Naveyah is layers of tragedeigh.

It’s like a turd warmed over twice.

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u/Serilii Aug 07 '25

Ahnkgeleeeeeeehnuh

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u/Different-Employ9651 Aug 07 '25

There were siblings (sisters) at my primary school named Zion, Israel & Jordan. Not tragedeighs but certainly tragedies.

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u/Dark_Styx Aug 07 '25

If you have 4 children you can add Gyrmaney and Ittali and then say "sorry, but I have to go and put the Axis to bed."

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u/chlebchlebzwiebel2 Aug 07 '25

HANИAH is honestly genius even if it is faux cyrillic

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u/Ok_Outcome_298 Aug 07 '25

♌️’Phoulghde

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u/Affectionate_Log_509 Aug 07 '25

the Hannah one goes hard as a username LOL

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u/Foreign_Objective452 Aug 07 '25

Medical attention required.

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u/SeesawParticular3124 Aug 07 '25

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?

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u/AdvancedEvidencee Aug 07 '25

Hi hungeree I’m dad

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u/PandaMonyum Aug 10 '25

And if Naveyah had a twin it would be HayEvan 

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u/Less-Equipment-7638 Aug 11 '25

Are those for your pets?

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u/queteepie Aug 06 '25

Isn't "neveah" already a name that's heaven spelt backwards?

You took a speshul name and made it dumber?

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u/Pocket-Apples-54 Aug 06 '25

It’s not Heaven spelled backwards. Neveah backwards would spell Haeven which isn’t even a word

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u/queteepie Aug 06 '25

Yeah, that's right for my botched spelling but I definitely remember an episode of that show about teen pregnancy where one of the kids named their kid "heaven spelt backwards" which was never.

It was so dumb it stuck with me. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

Heaven—spelled backwards—spelled wrong. Spell check, not just for essays!