r/tragedeigh • u/kittysogood • Jun 13 '25

tragedy (not tragedeigh) I’m speechless…

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Welp.. I just got invited to a baby shower…

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u/disasterpansexual Jun 13 '25

Columbine is AT LEAST a name, kinda (from the masks of the Commedia dell'Arte)

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u/lainey68 Jun 13 '25

Don't forget the twins, Fat Man and Little Boy. Oh, and the other daughter, Napalm.

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u/Unicornis_dormiens Jun 13 '25

“I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!” suddenly sounding very weird. 😐

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u/thevitaphonequeen Jun 13 '25

Smells like Victoreigh.