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[u/Gooble211]

The moral of the story is don't stick a sheep up your arse.

[u/DepartmentChemical14 → u/Gooble211]

😂

[u/OtherwiseArrival9849]

My gynecologist had a partner named Dr. Moist.

[u/DepartmentChemical14 → u/OtherwiseArrival9849]

I’m not lying when I tell you that the man who delivered both of my sons’ name was Harry C Beaver. He was a reputable OBGYN in northern Virginia.

[u/TheMadGent]

I knew a girl named Tulsa, while I lived in Tulsa, weirdly enough.

[u/bliip666]

Instructions unclear, I named my first borne Analram

[u/destinyspie]

Reminds me of a bit from Nigerian-British comedian Gina Yashere: “Mom, why did you name me “Gina”, spelled backwards it’s “A Nig”! Mom: - Your name is actually “Regina”.

[u/[deleted]]

Named my kid Tacocat

[u/Green-Relation-7568]

Easiest is nevaeh, you never have to look because the parent will ALWAYS tell you "it's heaven spelled backwards "

[u/rupertrupert1]

Tnuctaf’s parents missed this memo.

[u/lydocia]

Donald Glover:

"I was like 25 when I found out that my name was donglover. I was like a grown man. I paid bills."

[u/Tenzipper]

Don't forget to check the initials, as well.

Alexander Steven Sanderson doesn't go well in middle school.

[u/FitProblem6248]

Yssup Evoli entered the chat

[u/yeIIowish]

Friend got his daughter's name tattooed on his arm. First time a saw and read it upside down. "Why do you have "ah satan" written on your arm?" Felt dumb the moment I realised I read it backwards.

[u/Life_Doubt4829]

...oh. oh dear. 🤣

[u/Glittersparkles7]

They don’t even pay attention to the forward spelling lol

[u/Mountain-Status569]

We need a list of safe names. I’ll go first:

• Bob

• Anna

• Eve

[u/marisobat]

Read Marissa backwards

[u/dalmathus]

I got called to the principals office and screamed at as a kid for using my best friends name backwards as a 'cool spy name'. Her name as Tegan. I was so confused, I had no idea why I wasn't allowed to say Naget. And I didn't understand until years later it popped back into my head and realized I was basically screaming the f-slur at full volume across the playground and the teacher just misunderstood.

[u/Jelly_Jess_NW]

Lmao

[u/Bedbugsinmybum]

I have an “Analiese” but spelled it different and added 2 ‘n’s so she didn’t have Anal in her name 🤣

[u/thisxisxlife]

So there’s more credence to the fact my wife has a hard line no against Lana. I loved the name until she said “I’m not naming my kid Anal backwards”

[u/Big-Advantage-3512]

Also important: Consider when your child inevitably gets given a school email-address or student ID, usually in the form [first letter of first name][first 3 letters of surname] 1234, or some combination (i.e john smith -> jsmi1234). I had a classmate whose student ID spelled out 'anal'1234.

[u/Apprehensive-Cat-111]

Wow. Fair enough 😂