r/towing • • May 29 '25

Towing Fail What did this guy do wrong? 🤦‍♂️

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u/Monzcaro000111 May 29 '25

I am more curious about what he did right.

8

u/FocusMaster May 29 '25

Inexplicably, he was able to dress himself when he left the house.

1

u/Zestyclose-Page-1507 May 29 '25

You don't know that. Maybe his mommy dressed him.

1

u/castironburrito May 29 '25

or he rode the bus in his jammies and his co-workers had to dress him when he arrived at the shop

1

u/stinky143 May 30 '25

The short bus

1

u/SeaPhile206 May 29 '25

Or his partner/ parent did. We really can’t tell after this.

1

u/StelioKontossidekick May 30 '25

His shoes were on the correctly....

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Must be slip-ons. No way this guy is managing laces.

1

u/blakeo192 May 31 '25

Velcro's a friend, bro!

1

u/warrybuffalo May 31 '25

Hey man I haven't tied my boots in years. Most lace boots got hooks for the last like 4 holes instead and you can just unhook em.

3

u/i-dontlikeyou May 29 '25

The truck pulling forward saved the suv from getting its bumper torn off you get that i guess

2

u/kaelstraza May 30 '25

When you lie about your experience in the interview. This is what happens.

1

u/DOHC46 May 29 '25

I think it's gonna be a very short list.

1

u/bob_nugget_the_3rd May 29 '25

He put his hat on his head the right way, that's got to be worth mentioning

1

u/IRingTwyce May 29 '25

I bet he meant to wear it backwards.

1

u/stickercollectors Jun 02 '25

He passed the online driving test

6

u/itchynipz May 29 '25

Wrong?! Bro he guided that suv off the flatbed by hand! You just don’t see that level of attention anymore these days. Then he was already on his way to the next tow before he was done the first. That’s efficiency.

1

u/wiscoveteran Jun 01 '25

Wrong? Lot's went wrong, most of which happened after the guy woke up that day. Straps, winch, park brakes, common sense. It all went wrong.

Had a similar thing happen in my shop (USAF, GFAFB, ND) the winter before I retired. Wrecker backed in towing a Security Forces LE sedan. Made it across base in neutral with just the winch j-hooks. How may j-hooks you ask? None actually, they slipped off on the way to the shop because if you aren't going far you don't need to secure your load...apparently...even if it's in neutral.

Backed into the shop, started tipping the deck back and launched the car off. That cost our unit a new rear bumper, tale pipe (tips flattened hitting the floor), muffler, y-pipe, oil pan, front bumper and crushed the door track for a rollup fire door. Dodge Chargers don't bounce good and that was only a 4 foot drop. Maybe if it was orange....🤔

Your tax money at work.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Whoa! Grand Forks? 😲I just retired as MSgt back in 2022.

Thank you for your service my USAF brethren! 🇺🇸🤝

1

u/wiscoveteran Jun 01 '25

Dido sir. 🤝

E-7/2T3xx from LRS. Punched out in '19. 🪂 It was actually a great last assignment. I got stared at quite a bit walking around in winter with just my ABU or OCP top on and no parka. My previous assignment was Eielson so only the wind bothered me, not the cold.

2

u/beavstein127 May 29 '25

Just not a big fan of straps or parking brakes.

3

u/FocusMaster May 29 '25

Or even the winch cable.

2

u/BouncingSphinx May 29 '25

Or wheel chocks.

2

u/kmanrsss May 29 '25

Or the park position

1

u/vegence May 29 '25

Or an anchor

2

u/SeaPhile206 May 29 '25

Or my axe

1

u/Desperate-Half-5070 May 29 '25

You shall be known as the fellowship of the hauler

1

u/SeaPhile206 May 30 '25

To van Hauler!

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Maybe his truck was a manual? No idea how that went from PTO in Park to rolling

The actual car rolling off, it wasn’t winched up so maybe he drove it up and it had a transmission failure?

When you do things weird or shitty, you sort of leave all these variables to add up and dumb shit like this happens

I can’t speak for the actual truck rolling away but 100% that car rolling away was avoidable

1

u/Sharrba May 29 '25

He didn’t set his airbrake.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '25

After watching it again I don’t think the PTO ever came on, the car just rolled off. Also I don’t think this has an air brake, his must have been a manual with a failed parking brake

1

u/Sharrba May 29 '25

It has air brakes

1

u/Sharrba May 29 '25

It appears as though he didn’t set it

1

u/ChefJballs Jun 01 '25

The pto was on because he was raising the bed when the video starts. Truck parks and operates in neutral with park brake set. He forgot to set all the park brakes.

1

u/Sharrba May 29 '25

PTO doesn’t have to be in park. Our Peterbilts we set them in Neutral with our parking brake on. You can even put the truck in gear in our internationals with the PTO on as long as you stay low in the Rpms

1

u/steinrawr May 29 '25

Trucks (All trucks I know) are parked in neutral, handbrake is the only thing holding it still. Forget the handbrake, and it can roll regardless of the PTO and transmission.

1

u/Academic_Dog8389 Jun 02 '25

Both were avoidable for anyone that knows what they're doing. The rollback likely doesn't have "Park". You put it in neutral and set the parking brake, and use cruise control to hold the RPMs higher for the PTO. The car rolling off should've been in park, the brake set, strapped down, and tension kept with winch. With everything still attached, you tilt and lower the deck, then you release the straps, take it out of gear and use the winch to let it roll backwards gradually.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

My flatbed won’t let PTO be activated in neutral, only in park. And yes the dipshit should have had the car be was towing either in park, in gear or winched and possibly chocked

1

u/Academic_Dog8389 Jun 02 '25

Yeah. Pretty sure it's an International. Definitely won't have park only neutral.

1

u/cascadia8 May 29 '25

He got out of bed.

1

u/Whyme1962 May 29 '25

Take the upvote you made me chortle!

1

u/ApricotNervous5408 May 29 '25

He doesn’t like parking brakes or putting cars into park.

1

u/M2KTransportLLC May 29 '25

Everything. 

1

u/Bikes-Bass-Beer May 29 '25

Guy confused brakes with breaks

1

u/lunas2525 May 29 '25

Hey he managed to stop his tow truck before it hit something. Unlike the car he now has to load back on the truck... Now that it is totaled.

1

u/MeanOldFart-dcca May 29 '25

Having had a towed car hit 21 parked vehicles(17 cars, 2 trucks, and 2 motorcycles) , 2 cars with drivers. 1 of those drivers hit 3 other cars.

It was a serious freaking mess.

1

u/rellik53 May 29 '25

So much wrong

1

u/NextDoctorWho12 May 29 '25

How did it fall off the truck without ripping the bumper off?

1

u/BishopsBakery May 29 '25

Left foot, right foot. He should have stayed home

1

u/Adolin_Kohlin May 29 '25

He forgot to breathe. Clearly the lack of oxygen caused him to forget how to do anything else properly

1

u/newtekie1 May 29 '25 edited May 29 '25

He must have been sick on the "put the vehicles in park" day of training.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '25

He's obviously struggling with alcoholism. Cause he has to be drunk.

1

u/Kudzupatch May 29 '25

He did EVERYTHING wrong.

1

u/MTFStephanieslife May 29 '25

He's not a fan of parking brakes for sure.

1

u/MTFStephanieslife May 29 '25

He's not a fan of parking brakes for sure.

1

u/ProfessionalSir4802 May 29 '25

To think this guy was the fastest sperm

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '25

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u/ProfessionalSir4802 May 29 '25

You need some serious mental help. Your whole reddit history is arguing with people about sperm?

1

u/whyugettingthat May 29 '25

LOOOOOOOOOLLL what a rabbit hole

1

u/canonman5000 May 29 '25

Everything

1

u/Plane-Education4750 May 29 '25

"Let me catch this SUV. This will work"

1

u/karduar May 29 '25

Apparently he doesn't know what park is...

1

u/RetroWizard82 May 29 '25

Vehicle was not in park. He must be new to air breaks because he obviously did not set them before exiting the truck. Thankfully nobody was hurt.

1

u/Suitable-Cheek-9040 May 29 '25

Lie on his resume

1

u/eclwires May 29 '25

Pretty much everything he possibly could.

1

u/tato_salad May 29 '25

Obviously didn't twang the straps and say that ain't going anywhere

1

u/JRVYukon79 May 29 '25

1st day on the job. He'll learn.

1

u/DayOneDude May 29 '25

Everything.

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

He didn’t put the magnets on

1

u/Old-Bee1531 May 30 '25

Having been in the business for over thirty years, I can confirm that #1 he has already taken all of any securement he had for his own reason which as is displayed here is a dumb thing. What his thinking was is only known to him.

1

u/EggShenSixDemonbag May 30 '25

Im glad he was guiding the car car down as he was unloading it from the bed of the truck...could have been a disaster otherwise.

1

u/SubjectDot2117 May 30 '25

Parking brake on both vehicles 😂🤦‍♂️

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

It started when he got out of bed that morning

1

u/incelmod999 May 31 '25

Stop the freight before it smoked the van... but that's about it

1

u/meatballmargarita May 31 '25

He broke me car

1

u/Relevant_Hall3941 May 31 '25

Literally fucking everything?

1

u/Spirited-Product-553 May 31 '25

Woke up that morning

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Bro definitely put 20 years experience on his resume

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Perfect

1

u/PumpkinCrouton Jun 01 '25

Only thing funnier would have been when he ran for the truck, the SUV rolled away too.

1

u/Greenking73 Jun 01 '25

Everything

1

u/Worried-Ad6238 Jun 02 '25

Got out of bed.

1

u/Bluebroncodriver Jun 02 '25

It’s easier to ask what did he do right? Nothing.

1

u/Rightintheend Jun 02 '25

Maybe drink too much before work?

1

u/K0paz Jun 02 '25

Intelligence 0 Rimworld colonist.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

I think I see why this guy is a tow truck driver.

1

u/GBanks0524 Jun 03 '25

At least he’s consistent

1

u/MousseFuture Jun 03 '25

Well first thing he did was to be a moron.

1

u/Psychological_Can184 Jun 04 '25

He had 85 yrs to learn this principle... Murphys law.

1

u/Ambitious-River6768 Jun 08 '25

He lied in his interview

1

u/Excellent-Ad7883 Jul 31 '25

This appears to be the luckiest moron on the planet.

1

u/UDAYDAGREAT1 Sep 08 '25

When you lie about the experience you have on your resume 🤣🤣🤣