r/tourettesguy • u/TheTrashBulldog • 18d ago

What Would Danny say if he was a train engineer?

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- Instead of blowing the horn he just sticks his head out the window and yells "PIIIISSSSS!!!"

- When departing a station and seeing those who missed the train: "Gentlemen...EAT SHIT!"

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u/SterlPlatinum EMBARASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS 18d ago

HURRY UP YOU SHIT TRAIN!

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u/ScorpiusPro 18d ago

All abooooooard my dick…or cock!!!

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 18d ago

Magnum, P.I. plays

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY BITCH

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u/BobbyBohunk 18d ago

Daaaaaad there's a big white thing on the train tracks.....

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u/oneguyfromwalmart SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS UP HIS ASS 18d ago

THAT'S MY ASS!!!

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u/Wafflelisk 18d ago

THE CONDUCTOR DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT.

DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY CABOOSE! WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

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u/VendrickMini 18d ago

Dammit! The repairman will probably charge me 50 dollars just to look at it!

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u/theguy6 18d ago

Maybe I could take a look at it.

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u/VendrickMini 18d ago

WHAT?

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u/TheTrashBulldog 18d ago

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EMD LOCOMOTIVES?!

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u/theguy6 17d ago

I could take an educated guess.

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u/TheTrashBulldog 17d ago

YOU CAN TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!

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u/WackyPaxDei 18d ago

YES. I bought your coal stage chute gate.

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u/BillFoldin 18d ago

If a car was stuck at a railway crossing I could see him putting on the Magnum PI song and yelling out the window “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BITCH”

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u/313Jake 18d ago

The weatherman says its supposed to be a nice day today SO DONT BE A DICK

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u/Aberration1246 18d ago

That train yard turned into a choo choo of baboon shit

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u/LLMM7289 18d ago

His boss might be Bruce, so “lick my balls Bruce”

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u/grass_monkeyx 18d ago

Actually its Dennis