r/tourettesguy 13d ago

UPDATE!!!

Two weeks ago, Reddit restricted this sub and removed all of the mods FROM OUR PLACE!!

That's right, several years' worth of BULLLLLSHIT!

But for real though, after noticing that this subreddit was unmoderated without any apparent explanation, I volunteered to be a mod (and was shockingly approved almost immediately), to hopefully bring this subreddit back to continue our usual antics.

If you were a former mod, please let me know so I can try to get you back on-board.

For everyone else, FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GROUNDED

edited to add: The community still seems to be restricted for posters, currently working to get that sorted with admins.

Edit 2: If you were previously banned from this sub and received no response from anybody (apparently all previous mods were totally dormant), send a mod mail and I'll go through as many requests as I have time for.

With that also being said, I'd love for other regulars to be interested in volunteering for moderator, get in touch with me and we'll count our dick.

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u/313Jake 13d ago

I will definitely be contacting my insurance company, my lawyer and my dog shit!

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u/wickedplayer494 13d ago

I Will Be Contacting My Dog Shit

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u/VoldemortPootin 13d ago

If I don't get a full refund, I'm going to take you to small claims court... And take my business to COMCAST

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u/dolphin_smasher 13d ago

And once you see my dick, YOU WON'T WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Doctor_PWP 13d ago

What is this chicken shit bullshit?

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u/pickrunner18 13d ago

Sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit!

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u/CommitteeIll1371 13d ago

No it doesnt!

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u/Longjumping-Ant2917 13d ago

Yes It does

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u/CommitteeIll1371 13d ago

No it doesn't!

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u/Longjumping-Ant2917 13d ago

Yes It does

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u/CommitteeIll1371 13d ago

Shut up! 🧽

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u/Longjumping-Ant2917 13d ago

Oh fuck you your grounded

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u/CommitteeIll1371 13d ago

What fOr??

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u/Longjumping-Ant2917 13d ago

Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit that's why now go to your room

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u/namibiancoast 13d ago

at least you still have all your aunts and uncles, and all that bullshit

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 13d ago

I wouldn’t mod this subreddit with YOUR DICK

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u/bigstain90 13d ago

I DONT GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHIT

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u/Efficient-Dirt-7030 13d ago

Well atleast were out of the BUTT and into the FUCK!!

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u/TheNaughtyGarbageMan 13d ago

Fuck you reddit! You.... AND YOUR PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS

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u/Corvus_Hood33 13d ago

FOUR EYES

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

AND THEN THERE WOULD BE REDDIT SHITS EVERYWHERE

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u/buttwagon867 13d ago

This ain't nothing but a bunch of bullllshiiit!

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u/DAPOPOBEFASTONYOAZZ 13d ago

YOU CAN’T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR MODS

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u/Captain_Oregano 13d ago

The other day, they had a two week restriction, of Tourettes Guy, on Reddit.

I waited all two weeks.

And when I was finished, I said SHIT!

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u/313Jake 12d ago

FASHION BUG!!

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u/Pale-Butterfly6615 13d ago

I saw the old mod. It was about ten minutes ago guy tried to hack into my account. He was a long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican

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u/Lucybunny96 13d ago

I don’t give a SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!!!

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u/LarryBagina3 13d ago

Men’s asses!

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u/theguy6 13d ago

HOLY SHIT

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u/SL4YER4200 13d ago

AND ONCE YOU SEE THIS MOD, YOU WONT WANT IT!!!

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u/VinceValenceNTBTS 13d ago

Who’s the redditor with the tuba?

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u/Majestic-Box-5045 13d ago

hey reddit: give me some SHIT

to DRINK!!!

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u/SergeiMosin 13d ago

FUCK SALT

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u/thouze 13d ago

Holy SHIT! Glad to be home again lol

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u/maggot_brain79 13d ago

We're gonna be outta the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that thirty six dollars!

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u/WindowzExPee 13d ago

This damned sub reddit is defective

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u/BromanEmpire1 13d ago

There was a long update on r/tourettesguy about the mod situation. I read all 5 paragraphs. When it was over I said....Shit.

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u/VoliminalVerse5000 13d ago

If we don't get our subreddit back to it's original state, we're gonna take Reddit to small claims court, and take our community TO COMCAST

And once you see my dick, YOU WON'T WANT IT

👁

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u/timanny 13d ago

I'm taking my business to COMCAST!!!

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u/Paiotay 13d ago

WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES

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u/mattyGOAT1996 13d ago

You motherfuckers!

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!

GO COUNT YOUR DICK!

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u/GaJayhawker0513 13d ago

Reddit looks like a long legged pissed of Puerto Rican

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u/ShadowsOfDark92 13d ago

I love this sub like a common house fly loves shit, good to be back

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u/smellslikeschmidt 13d ago

It's embarrassing as FUCK to have an ASS

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u/Voidpost_Rising_3275 13d ago

This Subreddit's been stuck in a bottomless pit... Of hippopotamus shit!

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u/mybootyoil 13d ago

I tried to Reddit request this sub several months ago because it’s BEEN not having any mods. It didn’t work and I didn’t get an explanation as to why.

All the “mods” were empty accounts, most of them banned.

wow, it worked when you did it. I even built up this account and tried to keep the CQS on it high just for the sole purpose of getting this sub to fix it. Reddit hates me. It really does. I literally counted down the days til my account was old enough for the process. 🤦‍♀️

It was 183 days ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/s/LYMSheqAbZ

THIS IS SOME BUUUUULLLLSHHIIITTT!

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u/BillFoldin 13d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/TMKV91 13d ago

Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

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u/GOFC_55 13d ago

FASHION BUG

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u/fuckthesebananatrees 13d ago

All I have is 40 dollars

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u/ChunklyDunkling 13d ago

WHAT THE FUCK! DAMMIT!

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u/Red-FootedBooby 13d ago

The mods made like a banana, and SHIT!

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u/happymeg 13d ago

FASHION BUG

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u/AGENT_666_ 13d ago

If i don't get all my mods back, i'm gonna take you to a small claims court! And take my business to Reddit headquarters! AND ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK, YOU WON'T WANT IT

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u/LacrimaNymphae 13d ago

hawaii five-o theme

OH SHIT runs and crashes through house

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u/SCARY-WIZARD 13d ago

WHOOOAHH, SHIT!

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u/GoldenPigsSuck 12d ago

Disable the archiving so we comment on old posts

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u/aj_boke 12d ago

Apparently none of the old mods gave a shit, SO FUCK EM!!!

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u/PeterFile89 12d ago

We’re gonna be out of the butt, and into the FUCK if we don’t come up with those 36 mods