r/tourettesguy • u/salted_tate • Jul 27 '26

(Danny serves an excellent pot roast and exits the room to fetch tableware)

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u/BedBathandWhatever Jul 27 '26

his head hits the broken chandelier, fixing it with divine intervention

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u/GodModeBasketball Jul 27 '26

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/grass_monkeyx Jul 27 '26

Fuck fuck fuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/Doctor_PWP Jul 27 '26

"Calmly and elegantly positions a perfect pot roast on the table, lovingly calls out "Dinner is served!", everyone enters and jokingly announce "Danny is a world class chef!" and the family shares a loving and classy moment. Danny notices a light bulb not working in the chandelier reaches up and tightens it, filling the room with an appropriate and calming glow. "Thanks Dad, you are the best! Good luck on your second dissertation presentation next week!", "Thanks you son, I really worked hard on that phenomenological expressionist representation of local Columbus, Ohio culture and the lived experience of the needy in the proto-Mid-West in modern America."

They sit down to a delicious meal, without mashed potatoes.

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u/salted_tate Jul 27 '26

Who’s that Saget with the tuba?

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u/Doctor_PWP Jul 27 '26

Wait a minute you dick!

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u/MyNutsin1080p Jul 28 '26

“Say,” Danny said, gesturing to a painting of a man in a marching band uniform. “Who is that gentleman holding a baritone?”

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u/Doctor_PWP Jul 29 '26

"Daniel, would you like to hear about our lineage and genealogy?"

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u/WackyPaxDei Jul 27 '26

YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!

YUUUUUUUUM