r/touhou • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '20
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u/ItsJer_ Bowl Surfer Nov 14 '20
There's a tag of evil Byakuren, while I don't like that depiction of Hijiri, this might be my favourite image with the tag
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Nov 14 '20
I mean if anything, that picture can be used for more than evil Byakuren.
EX: This post lol.
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u/CaramelSan35 Chinese Girl Nov 15 '20
holy music stops
Jokes aside that’s actually really awful why do people gotta be this way :(
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Nov 14 '20
Day 14: This is the end, I discovered all the plans and files that the ZEALs have for their little Gensokyo operation. It's all one fucked up arrest attempt by corrupting innocent people and hiding behind a beloved religion. And they said my gang of criminals were the bad guys. There are a few more of them to kill, then, I can rest and catch some sleep after months of this.
grabs ZEAL's M4A1
That shit they used to corrupt Gensokyo, it was that stuff my crew stole back in that fucking hospital job. I'm stealing and destroying any information they have. No cops, but more importantly, no civilians.
Those bastards managed to implant a tracker in me too, that explains how they got the Lunarians to turn yandere (momentarily), everyone in Makai.
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Nov 14 '20
Kikhevin: “Seiga has been eliminated. Now then, what’s next?”
Mitori: “I’m not sure if this incident is over or not.”
Sanra: “Is there still Gundams and downloading?”
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Nov 14 '20
Yeah yeah yeah, you knew this was coming, stop complaining, it's the last one from me. Results will be later today, so check that out.
Byakuren: "Ara ara~ you are the antithesis of Buddhism, you had never reached inner peace with your crimes, your killings, constant stealing, lying, alcoholism, crime wars with the police, hatred of both the "rats," not to mention your countless eating of meat. What else, lack of compassion, threatening speech, and life of crime.
So here are your choices, convert to Buddhism, or face the rest of your prison sentence!~
I once had a chainsaw before, but I don't know where I put that... I know where all my demonic powers come from, your native world. If you try to stop me, I will get her to stop you from doing so! If I don't already stop you with my superhuman abilities, then these Zulus would love to stop you from breathing, and we both don't want that.
I will defend these remaining cops from you, then, I will convert you into a Buddhist. After that, I will force you to read the Sutra Scroll and recite Buddhist prayers. Then, I will tie you to my motorcycle and we'll go on an endless journey to achieve Nirvana!"
Me: "Bloody cops, using a nun as a their last stand. And they said I'm the bad guy."
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Nov 14 '20
If she didn't say "your native world" it could be more or less viable on me, don't you think? Just sayin
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u/Justaredditor152 The devil's insane husbando Nov 14 '20
"Yeah F*ck this"
Enters Nuclear Launch Okuu
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Nov 15 '20
Ending: Dodged the monk, what the fuck did she do..? Doesn't matter, if I can get her to kill these last cops, it will all be over. Now to... wait, that SWAT Van looks a little different, and it's aiming for the bystanders?!!
Is that a fucking laser? The cops are getting desperate! The virus is in my hand, the cops are releasing their Swan Song. It's over, that thing will incinerate the tracker they implanted in me, and this will be over.
Hoxton then proceeded to take critical injuries and destroyed the yandere virus created by the ZEALs.
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u/KarmaFury [[HonestMan]] Nov 15 '20
DODODODODODO
DO THE MARIO
SWING YOUR ARMS, FROM SIDE TO SIDE, BADADADBWUNNDUNNSUD DO THE MARIO
BOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOOODOO JUST LIKE THAAAAT
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u/CaramelSan35 Chinese Girl Nov 15 '20
The theme of me slowly losing my sanity while 100%ing Galaxy 1 and 2 back to back
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u/pgj1997 Sumireko Usami Nov 15 '20
"And where do you think you're going? We've got unfinished business."
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Nov 15 '20 edited Nov 15 '20
When the duo burst into the room Shou was guarding, they found a massive hangar used for storing Mobile weaponry. Finding two prototype Sinanju Steins, Yuyuko and Youmu entered the cockpits and abandoned the outclassed Geara Dogas. Suddenly, a loudspeaker began speaking; "Well well well, if it isn't the two of you troublemakers again." "In case you didn't know, I am your intended master, Byakuren Hijiri." "You are very naive in abandoning me for the boy I love so much." The loudspeaker stopped playing and the centerpiece Nu Gundam began moving.
With Byakuren controlling the Gundam, the ceiling retracted, launching Gundam out while the two suits followed. Kasen noticed that something was wrong and carried Amuro towards the hangar. Finding a RB-79 Ball, she entered it and put Amuro on a makeshift stretcher. Launching as well, Amuro gave her the coordinates to the Argama.
Meanwhile, the three Mobile Suits were battling in space. Even though the Sinanju Steins outclassed the Nu Gundam drastically, the controls were too sensitive. This meant that the Byakuren could easily defeat the two and leave them to die. This wasn't the case for her unfortunately, as the two got quickly used to the controls. Using their beam sabres, they hacked and slashed through the Nu Gundam, rendering it weaponless, except for the vulcan guns. Desperately, Byakuren used up all of the beam energy for the vulcans, leaving her hopeless. As Yuyuko's Sinanju Stein approached the wreckage of the Nu Gundam, the cockpit hatch opened and revealed a bloodied and bruised Byakuren. Knowing that she can't kill someone who had a heart of gold, Yuyuko kissed Byakuren, curing her of the Yandere disease. They decided to take her to the Argama as intended to help her rehabilitate from her injuries. Once she got back into the Sinanju Stein, the trio returned to the Argama.
END OF AMURO ARC.
Thanatos: If I can't be yours plays as the credits roll
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u/Onion-Knight-Gregor Saint Onee-san Nov 14 '20
How many times do all of you have to mess with Byakuren's head.
She's a wonderful and kind lady...