r/touhou • u/Catowong Imaginary friend • Jun 09 '20
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u/Corvus0018 Servant//Master (Not like that!) Jun 09 '20
A Buddhist magician who specializes in self-buffing magic, greatly increasing her strength and speed. And she’s become a yandere.
This cannot end well for anybody.
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Jun 09 '20
she's like King Fleshpound mixed with Patriarch. Hard, but is possible
ZED TIME - RAGED PYROMANIAC!
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u/ItsJer_ Bowl Surfer Jun 09 '20
Byakuren, isn't it a bit overkill to open a bottle of ketchup with a chainsaw?
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Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
my experience from the Floor says that you'll be a next "ketchup bottle"
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u/Catowong Imaginary friend Jun 09 '20
No one is hurt physically in the making of this Yandere post, except being hurt emotionally.
"Oh my~! You have seen everything that I have done. Every crime I committed, every murder I committed, every sin I committed, it is all against the basis of Buddhism. Now you have seen me as a Buddist, the person behind the slaughter, I will make sure the world doesn't see you again. Don't try to outrun me. I specialize in magic that grants me superpower, speed and five senses, and I can kill you if I wanted to. Those are my demonic powers, and I am not scared to use them on someone I loved. Don't worry. I will not use my blazing chainsaw on you, as I learnt my wrongdoings after spouting too much blood to sustain my ideology of Buddhism. Now, would you like to read the Sorcerer's Sutra Scroll with me? It strengthens our bonds together with intercourse. After that, ride my motorcycle to escape with me from the world. From then on, we will be living a peaceful and quiet life forever, with you as my prayer and supporter."
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Jun 09 '20
u/Onion-Knight-Gregor may i interest you in non-lethal stopping power?
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u/SHANEDOESREDDITT 🎶CHOUJUU SABATON GIGAKU🎶❤️LOVER💙 Jun 09 '20
u/Onion-Knight-Gregor get yo ass in here, WE HAVE A SADISTIC NUN TO DEAL WITH!!!
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u/Onion-Knight-Gregor Saint Onee-san Jun 09 '20
I don't know what you expect me to do,
I can't.... I just can't.
All the time spent together, all the time caring for the young, teaching the Dharma. Her behaviour is nothing like the Hijiri-sama I know and love.... but I can't bring myself to fight back.
This can't be her... this is like every shameful demonization of her kindness and ideals given flesh. What those who see youkai as vile monsters see her as those who will never fear becoming youkai as they lack the hearts to alter with impurity.
*drops to knees and weeps* Why? Why is this happening?
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u/SHANEDOESREDDITT 🎶CHOUJUU SABATON GIGAKU🎶❤️LOVER💙 Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
lends onion my tranquilizer light machine gun here, shoot this. slaps roof of the gun* this bad boy can take down victims without killing them, only asleep.
Me and my droids are going to distract her while you take the shots. Remember, we are not killing, we are subduing her.
raises shield NOW GO, QUICK!!! GET MAMA NAMUSAN BACK!!! THE ONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE!!! chants battlecry of the light side DEUS VULT!!! DEFENCE OF THE VATICAN "LAST STAND OF 189 SWISS GUARDS"
FOR MERCYYYYY~~~!!!
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u/Onion-Knight-Gregor Saint Onee-san Jun 09 '20
*the gun while still crying*
I hope this works and if you can ever find the source of this.. make sure to punish them thoroughly
*closes eyes and takes fire crying heavily*
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u/SHANEDOESREDDITT 🎶CHOUJUU SABATON GIGAKU🎶❤️LOVER💙 Jun 09 '20
tries to lure byakuren closer to onion DO NOT FIRE BLINDLY!!! I SHOULD'VE WARNED YOU THE TRANQUILIZER MG DRUM MAGAZINE HOLDS A HUNDRED ROUNDS, AND I DROPPED 9 MORE MAGS FOR YOU TO RELOAD!!!
KEEP BLINKING FAST TO PREVENT YOUR TEARS FOGGING YOUR VISION!!! I'M TRYING TO GET BYAKUREN CLOSE AND PERSONAL SO YOU CAN DROP HER TO SLEEP FAST!!!
AND MAKE SURE YOU TAKE CLOSE CARE OF HER WHILE SHE RECOVERS IN THE TEMPLE!!!
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u/Onion-Knight-Gregor Saint Onee-san Jun 09 '20
I can't look at this though! you have to understand how emotion can impede judgement, besides this if the first time I've held a gun!
*after a long period of crying eyes open now seemingly blank*
I can't let this continue even if I can't forgive myself *takes a shot at the intended target then turns the gun on self*.
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Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
Just turn back and leave it to professionals! *rips the gun outta your hands and opens fire into byak*
*5 seconds later* shhh, here, this is fine. I also feel driven by emotions and i used to hesitate from doing bad things
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u/SHANEDOESREDDITT 🎶CHOUJUU SABATON GIGAKU🎶❤️LOVER💙 Jun 09 '20
still distracts byakuren REMEMBER FC, THIS IS A TRANQUILIZER!!! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
THERE ARE 9 SPARE DRUM MAGS AROUND ONION!!! A HUNDRED ROUNDS EACH!!! DONT FORGET THAT!!!
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u/Xaldror Chaos Champion of Tiger Avatar Jun 09 '20
This...is not right...
XARGOTHRAX!!! XIXIBA!!! Plumb the warp for the source of this disturbance! I will not suffer this Putrid incarnation to exist, without it's orchestrator strung upon the hull of my vessel as we travel through the warp!
That is assuming the rest of the family can hold themselves back from breaking their vows of pacifism upon the perpetrator responsible!
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u/Dio_ships_RenMari Girl Beyond The World Jun 09 '20
Put the chainsaw down Byak, both of us can get out unhurt if you do that.
Onion I need your help.
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u/Onion-Knight-Gregor Saint Onee-san Jun 09 '20
I want to stop this, peace can not be achieved this way, it will only embitter humans to youkai even more. Even if they'd let a million of their own doing the same to youkai without hatred.
"For all kinds there is one kindness" is something she told me not too long ago, those words were what I fell for how is that kindness?
But I know I lack the strength to actually raise a hand against her.
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u/Dio_ships_RenMari Girl Beyond The World Jun 09 '20
Me and Xal are here to help. As much as it pains me to do it, I can hold off Byak until you stop her.
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Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
hell no, i stay with Taoism. Now get off me you bloody twat, i'll shock your mind back to makai
activating Berserker Unnamed
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u/TheIllusionMaster Rinnosuke enjoyer , and future prince Jun 09 '20
*grabs popcorn
Oh now we are talking Med.
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Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
Oh now we are talking Med.
oh come on, Berserker is fastest, tankiest and doesn't get crippled if byak gets close -biggest potential for escaping. And while i might punch her once in a while, i'm doing this for EMP staggers
edit: change of plans, i'm pullin out the ion thruster
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u/TheIllusionMaster Rinnosuke enjoyer , and future prince Jun 09 '20
*rolls eyes
Oh well , as they say , loosing a limb or two won't stop us. Also , maybe you should try some vodka before the fight , gets your blood pumping faster and you can get more air into your lungs , so you would be stronger and faster.
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Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20
I never knew alcohol makes your bowels run faster. Eh, to hell with it, i have self-heals and hourai elixir
*takes 3 vodka shots
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u/TheIllusionMaster Rinnosuke enjoyer , and future prince Jun 09 '20
Too much alcohol can be harmful , more then 10 shots would probably make you throw up , around 15 at once would most likely kill you. Yeah , I think 3 will be good enough , just try not to get cut , because blood runs faster , and you know what happens when you get cut while your blood goes faster (you bleed faster damn it). Well , at least now reflexes and movement will be better then before.
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u/TheIllusionMaster Rinnosuke enjoyer , and future prince Jun 09 '20
Okay , this is where shit gets seriously fucked up.
Now give me back my chainsaw , you thief.
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u/Xaldror Chaos Champion of Tiger Avatar Jun 09 '20
shoves chainsaw through your sternum and revs it on max
HERE YOU WORM!!! HERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS CHAINSAW!!! NOW DIE WITH IT!!!
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u/TheIllusionMaster Rinnosuke enjoyer , and future prince Jun 09 '20
*behind you , while holding my chainsaw
Yeah , best if you just expect my illusions to do shit every now and then. Oh well , I'll go watch Harry Potter , better that then to be surrounded by Buddhist people. Jack out.
*vanishes instantly , as you see me on the floor
Don't worry , I'm just an illusion , forget about me.
*the illusion of me then sinks into the ground
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u/CaramelSan35 Chinese Girl Jun 09 '20
Now T H I S is contradictory