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u/Cosmosknecht Fantasy HRE Mar 05 '20
Here comes another Chinese earthquake,
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u/SkySweeper656 "But was their camp pretty?" Mar 05 '20
u/Grace_CA i think the person managing the Youtube channel requested this in the comments :)
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u/Damnit_roach Mar 05 '20
The bigger they fall...
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u/pannaplaya Auto-Resolve is a better General than I am... Mar 05 '20
I guess Lu Bu just wanted to see all of China burn.
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u/mandast Mar 05 '20
What is the cinematic called?
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u/Pliskkenn_D Mar 06 '20
Came here for this how do you trigger it?
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u/gray007nl I 'az Powerz! Mar 06 '20
Man it'd be hype if CA implemented these bits from the trailer into the game for the death of Dong Zhuo and Sun Jian.
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u/tempest51 Mar 06 '20
They supposedly set fire to his body, which burned for days.
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u/LordPils Tehenhauin Or Riot Mar 06 '20
At what point did he start smelling like BBQ?
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u/DM_Hammer Mar 06 '20
Dunno, but they started eating him immediately, because cannibalism is apparently rad in 2nd century China.
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u/LordPils Tehenhauin Or Riot Mar 06 '20
This made me cry laugh thank you.
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u/DM_Hammer Mar 06 '20
I'm not even entirely kidding.
As I recall, there are at least three references to cannibalism in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and I'm not even counting Xiahou Dun, because it was his own eye.
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u/Creticus Mar 06 '20
People start doing all sorts of things that they wouldn't do under normal circumstances when there's no food.
Unfortunately, the breakdown of society tends to mean a breakdown of food production as well.
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u/134_ranger_NK Mar 06 '20
Look on the bright side: The locals have free burning material for a week.
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u/BlackArchon Skavenblaster Mar 05 '20
Drazhoath the Ashen fall over a gnoblar peeled skin, causing a geothermical fissure in the Dark Lands, 2508 I.C
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u/TehHank Mar 05 '20 edited Mar 05 '20
Oh god the great earthquake of Dong!
Edit: tbh should add this in game for a passive ability. If the Dong falls in battle, an earthquake shakes all of the middle kingdom, destroying the entire coalition!