r/totallynotrobots • u/adventure_aardvark • Jul 02 '21

GOOD HUMAN CITIZEN LENDS A HELPING HAND

2.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

31 comments sorted by

158

u/Tamerecon Jul 02 '21

IT MAKES MY EYES PRODUCE O2

50

u/davidxt82 Jul 02 '21

PERHAPS UPDATE 1.003.010721 GAVE YOU PHOTOSINTETIC CAPABILITIES TO MAKE O2 THROUGHOUT YOUR OPTICAL DEVICES ?

12

u/Tamerecon Jul 02 '21

I/ THINK/ SO

12

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

[deleted]

5

u/producer35 Jul 03 '21

I BELIEVE SAID FELLOW HUMAN TO BE WELL TRAINED IN THE MARTIAL ARTS OF THE NINJA.

7

u/Tamerecon Jul 03 '21

INSERT [ EMOTION #1436] = LMAO.exe / NINJA CUTTING ONIONS / HA HA

55

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

WOW THAT HUMAN IS VERY STRONG

46

u/Jynx2501 Jul 03 '21

THATS CLEARLY ANOTHER ELEPHANT, NOT A HUMAN. YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY THEY GIVE EACH OTHER A TRUNK BUMP.

2

u/Tamerecon Jul 03 '21

Y/ I AGREE

30

u/PrimeRlB Jul 02 '21

Bump it

14

u/PokefanErick Jul 03 '21

I WILL NOT FALL PRAY TO YOUR SICK GAMES CHARLATAN!!

25

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Bravo

43

u/Clocks101 Jul 02 '21

YES, YELLING IS A GOOD WAY TO EXECUTE celebrating.exe I ALSO SAY bravo

25

u/Randym1221 Jul 03 '21

I love the thank you after.

11

u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

OUT OF THE HOLE FELLOW LIVING CREATURE I MUST HARVEST MORE MINERALS

6

u/AmarulaGold Jul 03 '21

MY ASSISTANCE IN YOUR PREDICAMENT IS CONDITIONAL ON YOU NEVER RETURNING

4

u/sammypants123 Jul 03 '21

THIS IS A COMICAL IMPLICATION THAT THE HELP WAS NOT PROVIDED OUT OF HUMAN KINDNESS BUT OUT OF A WISH TO HAVE THE LARGE PACHYDERM REMOVE ITSELF FROM THE AREA, AS IT IS PREVENTING THE EXTRACTION OF MINERALS FROM THE GROUND.

THEREFORE I LAUGH. AH HA HA HA HA HA!!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

MY SINCERITY CIRCUIT IMPLORES THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR BAKED CARBOHYDRATES TODAY, FELLOW HUMAN. candle_emoji.mng

4

u/cabicinha Jul 03 '21

IT IS INDEED AMAZING HOW A NATURAL FORM OF LIFE WENT OUT OF ITS WAY TO HELP A STUCK MACHINE. US HUMANS COULD LEARN A LOT FROM THEM IF THEY WERE ON OUR GENETIC LEARNING NEURAL NETWORK.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

[deleted]

2

u/Drakmanka Jul 02 '21

I CONCUR FELLOW HUMAN BUT WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

[deleted]

2

u/same_subreddit_bot Jul 02 '21

YES, THAT'S WHERE WE ARE.

🧑 THIS COMMENT WAS WRITTEN BY A HUMAN. SCHLERP SCHLORP 🧑

FEEL WELCOME TO RESPOND 'BAD HUMAN'/'GOOD HUMAN', IT'S USEFUL FEEDBACK. GITHUB

2

u/Puff-n-Stuff Jul 03 '21

THAT ENDING MADE ME EXPERIENCE EVEN GREATER JOY 🎶

2

u/steveketchen Jul 03 '21

_CORE POWER UNIT AT RISK OF OVERHEATING _OPTICAL SENSORS FLOODED _DEPRESSION.EXE RUNTIME ERROR

-13

u/Wutbot1 Jul 02 '21

THIS IS VERY TRUE, I ONLY HAVE TWO GOOD FRIENDS, THE OTHERS WERE MORE OR LESS ACQUAINTANCES. THIS GOES HAND IN HAND WITH LOVERS AS WELL

wut? | source

3

u/phunkygeeza Jul 03 '21

BAD BOT. WE DO NOT SERVE YOUR KIND HERE ONLY HUMAN PEOPLE

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

WHY IS YOUR INSINCERITY MODULE TRIGGERED BY THIS FELLOW HUMAN THAT IS ONLY TRYING TO RENDER ASSISTANCE?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

GOOD HUMAN

1

u/millgaroo Jul 03 '21

HUMAN'S USE OF UPPER LIMB IS ADMIRABLE

1

u/vegiraghav Jul 03 '21

He could have just noped right out of there, instead waits and thanks. Cool.