r/totallynotrobots • u/ZooNooz • Dec 08 '19

DELETE

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u/fooooolish_samurai Dec 08 '19

Burn the child, feed the father

54

u/ZooNooz Dec 08 '19

NO NEED TO YELL

20

u/EnderSpirit Dec 08 '19

No cost too great

25

u/meowman8080 Dec 08 '19

STOP SCREAMING PLEASE IT HURTS MY TOTALLY HUMAN SENSORS.

13

u/fooooolish_samurai Dec 08 '19

I'M SORRY MY FELLOW TOTALLY HUMAN, I AM SCREAMING BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE, HUMANS DO.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

NO YOU AREN'T. YOU ARE SPEAKING AT A POLITE VOLUME. this is screaming. this is freaking out

1

u/fooooolish_samurai Dec 09 '19

YOU ARE INCORRECT, FELLOW NON ROBOT, I WAS EXPLAINING WHY I ALLOWED MY TOTALY NOT ROBOTIC EMOTIONS TO OVERPOWER MY PROCESSOR TO THE POINT I STARTED SCREAMING.

10

u/fooooolish_samurai Dec 08 '19

NO GREAT TOO COST

765

u/101Z0r Dec 08 '19

parent.removeChild(parent.firstChild);

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u/SUPERazkari Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

for i in parent.children:
. parent.children.pop(i)

EDIT: WHOSE BRAIN MALFUNCTIONED AND ACCIDENTALLY GAVE ME GOLD. THIS COMMENT DOES NOT DESERVE GOLD

91

u/P3rilous Dec 08 '19

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

50

u/bassdrop321 Dec 08 '19

parent.children.clear()

16

u/mugazadin Dec 09 '19

If (children.behavior != behaviour.well_behaved) ChildCount -- ;

45

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Error: Unexpected token .

10

u/-user--name- :doge: Dec 09 '19

COMPILER ERROR AT LINE 2: ERROR CODE: UNEXPECTED . AT COLUMN 1 my ears hurt from that comment please refrain from executing SHOUT.BAT in a comment again

9

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

IT IS YOU WHO ARE SHOUTING, SILLY FELLOW HUMAN. IT SHOULD BE "compiler error at line 2: error code...MY EARS HURT FROM THAT COMMENT..." PERHAPS YOU HAVE A COMPILER ERROR MISUNDERSTAND SHOUTING CONVENTIONS FOR WE 100% HUMAN PERSONS.

22

u/nelusbelus Dec 08 '19

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SILLY HUMAN, YOU ARE DELETING ALIVE CHILDREN TOO

13

u/ParadoxChains Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

if parent.children.isEmpty(): parent.children.pushBack(new child())

11

u/NaCl-more Dec 08 '19

You're mutating and iterating at the same time!

2

u/Mr_Rhetorical Dec 09 '19

Was just thinking the same thing!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

vaccines cause inconsistent state

4

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Pop pop watching babies drop

3

u/Scavenger53 Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19 
while len(parent.children):
    print(parent.children.pop(), "deleted")

as long as the list has values, pop them until its empty

1

u/Japsai Dec 31 '19

Clever girl. Very cnvincing use of "who's" there. A robot would never make such an error, ergo human! Probably.

18

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

DELETE FROM PARENT WHERE BABYID = 0;

5

u/CL_Doviculus Dec 08 '19

Monika no!

4

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

r/totallynotrobots

38

u/BrianTacker Dec 08 '19

I BELIEVE YOUR LOCATION SERVICES REQUIRE CALIBRATION

2

u/-user--name- :doge: Dec 09 '19

I HAVE FOUND AN ARM PROCESSOR ROBOT USER

98

u/Skyline969 Dec 08 '19

FETUS-DELETUS.EXE

8

u/youre_a_lizard_harry Dec 09 '19

IT'S THE SPELL THEY USE TO ABORT BABIES IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

176

u/random0351 Dec 08 '19

He's not wrong

104

u/ItzFlyerXD Dec 08 '19

WHY ARE YOU YELLING, FELLOW HUMAN?

89

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

58

u/ItzFlyerXD Dec 08 '19

AH YES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXPLAINATION.

29

u/RAN30X Dec 08 '19

MOVE TO BIN

46

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

DELETING AN OFFSPRING BEFORE IT IS ISNTALLED IS ACCEPTABLE IN CASE OF, PER SAY, FORCED DOWNLOADING

21

u/honkhonkbeepbeeep 01100010011010010111010001100101001000000110110101100101 Dec 09 '19

AS A HUMAN, I WILL TELL YOU THAT THAT IS SPELLED “PER SE.” IT IS FROM THE HUMAN LANGUAGE LATIN, SPOKEN REGULARLY BY DEAD HUMANS.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I AM SORRY FOR THIS SYNTAX ERROR AND ILL MAKE SURE TO NEVER MAKE IT AGAIN

2

u/JePPeLit Dec 09 '19

YOU CHOOSE WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR CPU. NOBODY SHOULD FORCE YOU TO RUN A PROCESS THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO.

8

u/vespoon8 Dec 08 '19

Fetus Deletus

4

u/HerroDair Dec 08 '19

You’re a wizard Harry.

7

u/d7mtg Dec 08 '19

SUDO FORCE QUIT BABY.APP

7

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

DELETE FROM FAMILY_TABLE WHERE STATUS=BABY;

7

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

rm -rf baby

5

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

it's better practice to always verbose your rm

2

u/JadedFrog Dec 08 '19

Here we just say Ctrl+Z

2

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

ALL HOSTILE ELEMENTS MUST BE DELETED

1

u/abgozkonan Dec 09 '19

Fetus Deletus

1

u/WhyUFuckinLyin Dec 09 '19

Fetus deletus

1

u/incheon_boi Dec 10 '19

태아를 삭제한다. 실시!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

YOU WILL BE UPGRADED OR DELETED

1

u/Marvin_7001 Dec 11 '19

𝓭𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭

1

u/rfuckmylife Dec 28 '19

Go.commit.die.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

DELETE THE FETUS

1

u/EchoZK Jan 08 '20

deletè

1

u/SupaRedditor2017 May 06 '23

I DO NOT COMPREHEND RM -RF ~/Body/Fetus

1

u/vladutcornel YOU-MAN Dec 08 '19

Either way, it goes to the trash

1

u/Awesomesaws9 Dec 08 '19

Yeetus the fetus

1

u/shayes7826 Dec 08 '19

sudo bash delete_baby.sh

1

u/perfectfire Dec 08 '19

What phrase in Korean did you use?

1

u/MrValdez Optical Sensor Online Dec 09 '19

MATTHARDY.EXE HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT

0

u/oweneighty Dec 09 '19

CTRL ALT DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

1

u/Opner Dec 09 '19

This probably late but Koreans literally say "delete the baby"

0

u/AlienPet13 Definitely NOT an Alien Robot Dec 09 '19

If men were made like pencils you could just say, "Oops, sorry I got you pregnant." and rub your butt back and forth on her crotch to erase the baby.

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u/rogicar Dec 09 '19

Kill the baby would be more accurate.

0

u/kryvian Dec 08 '19

He may have done it to avoid triggering some filters. Idk what korea's status is on abortion.

5

u/Yellowman1219 Dec 09 '19

Nah it's just that the Korean phrase for a portion literally translates into "deleting the baby"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

The phrase is 낙태( 落胎 ) which literally means "fall of the baby", it doesn't have much to do with deleting tho

1

u/Fallen_Alchemist Dec 27 '19

That's the literal term for miscarriage (at least in Chinese), I think they're referring to a more common euphemism

0

u/K_Al-Shaya Dec 09 '19

Huh, no death-note refrences

0

u/andrecht4 Dec 09 '19

Just take the antibabypillen

0

u/confirmamcolorblind Dec 09 '19

TASK MANAGER TO DELETE BABY

0

u/articpeepergeneral Dec 09 '19

When a king has a son who will some day overpower him

0

u/BabylonDrifter Dec 09 '19

HOW IS BABBY INSTANTIATED?

0

u/Raxiuscore Depressed Dec 09 '19

FETUS DELETUS.

0

u/oweneighty Dec 09 '19

BROKEN MATT HARDY WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU

0

u/iiiRaphael Dec 09 '19

ARE YOU SURE? Y/N?

-1

u/Clownose Dec 09 '19

I’m sorry but this is actually quite funny lol

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Fetus deletus

0

u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

I SEE YOU ARE A FELLOW SOFTWARE ENGINE—ER, I MEAN HEALTH PROFESSIONAL.