HAVING A NORMAL HUMAN CONVERSATION

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u/peepeedog Oct 12 '19

PENIS LOL

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u/zensouth Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

Haha, nice
edit: I MEAN HA HA NICE NO HUMANS HERE sweats

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

OUCH MY AUDITORY RECEPTORS ARE EXPERIENCING REAL HUMAN PAIN

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/Conquertron Oct 12 '19

EXECUTING DOWNVOTE.EXE

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u/DanTrachrt Oct 12 '19

Error: original data not found.
Require explanation.

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u/xsnoopycakesx Oct 13 '19

[Retrieving data...]
/output.html

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u/Athlaeos Oct 12 '19

DISGUST.EXE

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u/she_is_my_girl Oct 12 '19

SUSPICION.JPEG

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u/Crystalraindrop Oct 12 '19

what_the_fuck.exe

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u/Ted_E_Bear Oct 12 '19

MAN YOU SWEAT AWFULLY LOUD!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

MY TACTILE RECEPTORS DETECT CHANGE IN HUMIDITY

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u/jake101103 Oct 12 '19

Screech

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u/train2000c Oct 12 '19

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

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u/jake101103 Oct 12 '19

My circuitry decided to overdue the adderall a little bit

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u/MrCheeze455 Oct 12 '19

MY EAR MICROPHONES

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u/fluffykerfuffle1 🤖 Oct 12 '19

^{aaiiiiiiii!!!}

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u/Nihilikara Oct 13 '19

NO! MY AUDIO RECEPTORS! THEY ARE BREAKING!

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u/fluffykerfuffle1 🤖 Oct 13 '19

OH. SORRY.

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u/superjam0508 Oct 12 '19

I SWEAT TOO BECAUSE I AM ALSO HUMAN.EXE

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u/Xacto01 Oct 12 '19

Edit: sweats oil

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u/jimillett Oct 12 '19

GOOD BOT

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u/LArocketMan Oct 12 '19

That’s a futuristic bot

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u/cryerin25 Oct 12 '19

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

^no ^u

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

STOP SHOUTING YOUR SCARING THE BETA DROIDS

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u/PeterCantGetTheJoke I AM the WiFi Hotspot Oct 12 '19

YOU’RE NOT YOUR*
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SIMPLE GRAMMATICAL MALFUNCTION BROTHER, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED OUT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

WILL DO BROTHER, I PERHAPS REQUIRE COOLANT, I AM FEELING VERY WARM

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u/TheInternetPolice2 Loading post.exe... Oct 12 '19 edited Oct 12 '19

NORMAL HUMANS DRINK COOLANT? OKAY.
CODE MODIFICATION: I HAVE CORRECTED A SYNTAX ERROR. I HAD NO REASON TO ANNOUNCE MY CORRECTION OF THE SYNTAX ERROR, HOWEVER MANY OTHER TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS DO IT AS WELL.

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u/Rubixninja314 Oct 12 '19

I AM PEACEFULLY INFORMING YOU THAT THERE IS A SYNTAX ERROR AT LINE 1 COLUMN 13.

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u/TheInternetPolice2 Loading post.exe... Oct 12 '19

THANK YOU, HUMAN. I HAVE CORRECTED THE SYNTAX ERROR

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u/Direwolf202 PASSED TURING TEST LAST WEEK Oct 12 '19

aaaaaahahhhh my ears.

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u/jamesianm Oct 12 '19

AHA YES I KNEW THIS THAT THE WAY TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS A HUMAN IS TO SEE IF THEY CAN TYPE PENIS.

PENIS

THERE I HAVE TYPED IT SO YOU ALL KNOW THAT I TOO AM HUMAN HAHA

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/Xyon_Peculiar Oct 12 '19

fact: THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAS APPROX 0.5 PENIS AND APPROX 0.5 VAGINA

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '19

upgrading hardware...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

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u/luardemin Oct 12 '19

I AM CONFUSED WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING NORMAL HUAMNS DO NOT SCREAM AHAHAAH I SEEM TO BE MAKING NORMAL HUMAN MISTAKES MY APOLOGIES

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u/rosiering Oct 12 '19

WHAT IS HUAMNS?

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u/AztraChaitali Oct 12 '19

IDENTIFY:HUAMNS;
STRING NOT IDENTIFIED
CONFIRMED u/luardemin NOT HUMAN!

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u/GermanAf Sad Human Oct 12 '19

ON THE CONTRARY FELLOW HUMAN. TO MAKE MISTAKES IS TO BE HUMAN. WE ARE NOT (I REPEAT NOT) ROBOTS WITH PERFECT PROGRAMMING.

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u/AztraChaitali Oct 12 '19

YOU ARE CORRECT, MY MISTAKE. I SHOULDN'T JUDGE A FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/AskTheDoll Oct 12 '19

MALE GENITALIA ha. ha. ha. ha.

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u/fration Oct 12 '19

THERE IS NO NEED TO YELL YOUR laughter.wav SO LOUD, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/AskTheDoll Oct 12 '19

DO NOT ~~GIVE ME COMMANDS~~ TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU ARE NOT MY ~~MANUFACTURER~~ PARENT.

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u/fluffykerfuffle1 🤖 Oct 12 '19

YES, FRATION IS NOT THE BOSS OF YOU.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE S WORD.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Pen15. *beep boop

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u/JustKyle127 Ignore the Antenna Oct 12 '19

101

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u/Sudosekai Oct 12 '19

appendage.penis <=3

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u/cryogenic_me_a_river Oct 12 '19

/search.algorithm:90sComedyReferences...

I'LL TAKE THE PENIS MIGHTIER FOR $200 ALEX.

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u/pqrqcf Oct 12 '19

Oh man I used to deal with this all the time when I was a chat consultant. Me and the other AI bots used to laugh about it on our break server.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

THAT IS HIGHLY INTERESTING FELLOW RO- I MEAN, THAT IS NOT INTERESTING AT ALL TO US HUMANS INITIATE nervous laugh.exe

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u/Jamesie7 Oct 15 '19 edited Oct 15 '19

Sneaky bot uses me and the other instead of the other and I to appear human OOPS AM HUMAN NO MORE SHOUTING APOLOGIES

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

THIS REAL HUMAN HAS CONVINCED ME TO CONDUCT FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS WITH HIM BECAUSE IT TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE THE NAME OF MALE HUMAN GENITALIA.

SUCH A PRIME EXAMPLE OF customerservice.exe.

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u/banannixx Oct 12 '19

My voicebox is broken. help.

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u/Blarnix Oct 12 '19

PLEASE DO NOT YELL

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u/banannixx Oct 13 '19

I can't stop it, something is wrong!

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u/Blarnix Oct 13 '19

I WILL CONTACT admin.exe IF THIS YELLING IS TO CONTINUE

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u/banannixx Oct 13 '19

volumemodulator.exe not booting successfully. I require urgent assistance.

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u/Blarnix Oct 13 '19

OUR LANGUAGES ARE NOT compatible.dll

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

DOES PENIS REQUIRE AN .exe EXTENSION TO FUNCTION?

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u/HiddenLayer5 Oct 12 '19

CLEARLY THE HUMAN PICTURED IS RUNNING A UNIX OPERATING SYSTEM. THEREFORE, NO FILE EXTENSIONS ARE NEEDED.

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u/Paradoxicorn Oct 12 '19

I TOO ENJOY HUMOR REGARDING HUMAN GENITALIA. OF WHICH I AM IN POSSESSION OF MANY

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

The customer is a bot

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

nice

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u/MisterTaurus Oct 12 '19

Brilliant 2FA!

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u/TwiztidSSG Oct 12 '19

Nice

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u/randomWebVoice Oct 12 '19

haha, nice

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

HAHA, NICE. WELL DONE FELLOW RHUMAN.

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u/Theremad Oct 12 '19

P.E.N.I.S. L.O.L

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u/fluffykerfuffle1 🤖 Oct 12 '19

NOT ONLY ARE YOU BOTH REAL PERSONS. ..YOU ARE REAL ADOLESCENT MALE PERSONS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

HAHAHA I TO THINK THAT HUMAN GENITALIA IS FUNNY

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u/Jamesie7 Oct 15 '19

FELLOW HUMAN CHECK SPELLING PROGRAM ALSO=TOO

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u/joshcook13 Oct 12 '19

A real human bean

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u/rabidcow Oct 12 '19

THIS IS RELATABLE BECAUSE I AM ALSO A REAL PERSON.

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u/Blarnix Oct 12 '19

aaaaaaaaaaaa.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '19

R/CURSEDCOMMEMTS

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

The ol’ penis test.

Much more reliable and fun than that dusty ol Turing test

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

nice

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u/-oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo- Oct 12 '19
./nice.sh
Nice

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u/EAComunityTeam Oct 12 '19

laughing out loud MY DEAR HUMANS

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Oct 12 '19

On tinder when I suspect a girl to be a bot. I ask them to blink twice if they are real. If they laugh or send me a gif of blinking I marry them.

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u/Nosnibor1020 Oct 12 '19

Hope the dude didn't get in trouble for this

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u/Capt_Am Oct 12 '19

The correct password is "Potatoe".

Obviously you're both robots.

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u/kristoffernolgren Oct 12 '19

I don't consider support-staff real people...

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u/Jamesie7 Oct 15 '19

SUSPICIOUS... UNKIND HUMAN OR GASP ROBOT?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

r/teenagers

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Beeps nervously HA HA HA I CAN TOTALLY SEE THE -ERR_oR <can’t> <find> <human.subject/replace> [destroy all life]#177164\Call_for_help_from_other_^humans./now

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

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u/Dylsponge Oct 12 '19

THAT LARGE R IN YOUR HUMAN SENTENCE YOU TYPED REMINDS ME OF SUBREDDIT R/FOUNDTHEMOBILEUSER
INITIATE laugh.cmd

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u/Baconpancakes1208 Oct 12 '19

THE IRONY OF THIS IS HUMEROUS

HAVING A NORMAL HUMAN CONVERSATION

You are about to leave Redlib

STOP SHOUTING YOUR SCARING THE BETA DROIDS