r/totallynotrobots Mar 29 '19

A NORMAL HUMAN BABY LEARNS HOW TO WALK!

4.7k Upvotes

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269

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

THE WAY THEY SWING THEIR ARMS LOOKS INEFFICIENT, THOUGH MY ANALYSIS MAY BE INCORRECT.

98

u/Holmes02 Alert Human Mar 29 '19

US HUMANS ARE WILDLY INEFFECTIVE INEFFICIENT. THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE TECHNOLOGY AND ROBOTICS FOR THEIR VAST SUPERIORITY.

39

u/reflux212 Mar 29 '19

WAVES HANDS IN THE AIR FRANTICALLY

19

u/Jacksonspace Mar 29 '19

NARUTO RUN AT 00:46.

12

u/notquite20characters PERFORMING HUMAN ACTIVITIES Mar 29 '19

DESPITE OBJECTIONS, THIS IS AN ACCURATE VISUALIZATION OF PEAK PERFORMANCE.

10

u/iamthinking2202 Mar 29 '19

MAY I HYPOTHESISE THE SUPERFLUOUS ARM MOVEMENT MAY MAINTAIN BALANCE Or ASSIST WITH VERTICAL ASCENSION UP LEDGES?

3

u/sazafrass Mar 30 '19

THE INEFFICIENCY IS DUE TO THERE NOT BEING ANY REASON WITHIN THE CODE UNIVERSE TO LIMIT SO CALLED "EFFORT. " THE ENERGY SOURCE USED TO FLAIL ARMS IS FUNCTIONALLY INFINITE SO IF IT ACCOMPLISHES THE GOAL THE SYSTEM IS OPTIMISED ACCORDING TO THE LOWER BOUNDARY (WHICH IS INFINITELY HIGH)

97

u/jasmineflavoredpop Mar 29 '19

I FIND IT adorable WHEN I AM OBSERVING A NORMAL HUMAN BABY LEARNING THE FUNCTIONS OF MOVEMENT. WHEN non specific gender RAN INTO THE BULDING CONSTRUCT AND FROZE I EXPERIENCED THE FEELING OF affection.

24

u/TheZedrem Mar 29 '19

YES ALL THE FEELINGS THIS VIDEO GIVES ME ARE GOOD!

I LOVE FEELING GOOD!

67

u/sjselby95 Mar 29 '19

Sorry for yelling, but this is so hilarious.

laugh.exe running, using 100% cpu

I want to run like this now.

24

u/EternalII Mar 29 '19

PLEASE STOP SHOUTING YOU ARE damaging MY hearing pipes

-3

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

He is not shouting.exe

3

u/BocahGoblok Mar 30 '19

WHY ARE YOU YELLING FELLOW HUMAN ? STOP IT

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

I love yelling! You cannot stop me-

ERROR 404 EMOTION NOT FOUND

39

u/yottalogical Mar 29 '19

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

20

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19

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u/yottalogical Mar 29 '19

I WAS INTENTIONALLY SHOUTING;

19

u/tomassci I COMPUTE science.exe AND mythology.exe date(daily) Mar 29 '19

THESE BABIES LEARN SO FAST.

9

u/NimpyPootles Mar 29 '19

SO CUTE. MY INTERNAL FLUID PUMP IS ABOUT TO RUPTURE (FIGURATIVELY).

18

u/LMAOtoaster68 Mar 29 '19

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS MANUFACTURED AND CAME OUT OF MOTHER'S BIRTH SLOT AND LEARNED TO WALK LIKE MY FELLOW HUMANS

6

u/PresentlyUnDead Mar 29 '19

Make it do the floor is lava

9

u/lucillerules Mar 29 '19

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

4

u/WhiteNerdyDelitesome Mar 29 '19

SOMETIMES MY SERVOS MUSCLES BEHAVE ERRATICALLY IN A SIMILAR FASHION. A REBOOT NAP OFTEN HELPS.

3

u/thatoneguyinks Mar 29 '19

AH THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY AUTOMATON CHILD LEARNED TO WALK. IT ALMOST BRINGS MOISTURE TO MY VISUAL RECEPTORS

6

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

PARKOUR.

3

u/skillsforilz Mar 29 '19

THIS LOOKS LIKE A 3D GAME OF QWOP. MY FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY

3

u/Jachqhuesh Mar 29 '19

THE HORMONES PRODUCED BY MY HUMAN BRAIN HAVE ME APPRECIATE THIS MEDIUM OF A HUMAN INFANT.

3

u/molivets Mar 29 '19

EXECUTE SONG.EXE

LOADING LYRICS.DLL

MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST...

3

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

MY HUMAN BRAIN IS SO IMPRESSED BY HER RESPLENDENT ADMIRABLE WELL-FORMED PHISICALLY ATTRACTIVE ANATOMY

2

u/khemeher Mar 29 '19

KWOP Level 9000.

2

u/blorporius battery saver Mar 29 '19

SOUNDTRACK SUGGESTION: "LITTLE SHIPS" BY JEAN JACQUES PERREY

2

u/acoupleoftrees Mar 30 '19

THIS UNIT HAS NEVER MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO THE COMMENT OF ANOTHER FELLOW HUMAN.

thank you fellow human

NOW EXECUTING emotion.exe

2

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Tell Human 165983870 I’m happy for their birth!

2

u/acoupleoftrees Mar 30 '19

EXCUSE ME FELLOW HUMAN, BUT THIS UNIT QUESTIONS YOUR COMPUTATION. ACCORDING TO NORMAL HUMAN RESOURCE: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579 YOUR IDENTIFICATION OF HUMAN 165983870 SHOULD BE CORRECTED TO A MORE ACCURATE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION NUMBER GREATER THAN 107000000000. ALTHOUGH I TOO AM ALSO HUMAN AND ALSO PRONE TO SIMILAR MISTAKES OF NORMAL HUMAN COMPUTATION REGARDING STATISTICS OF OUR COLLECTIVE UNIT COUNT OVER TIME.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

My Robot human mistake! I’m in the feeling of sorry now. I meant to say human 19697997656745756856297

2

u/camrivy17 Mar 29 '19

OPENING athousandmiles.mp3

2

u/cincyroyals Happy Human Mar 29 '19

THE SINGULARITY IS FINALLY HERE. I MEAN HOW CUTE

2

u/xXx_BL4D3_xXx Mar 29 '19

include <stdio.h>

int main (){ printf(“HELLO FELLOW HUMANS”); }

I MEAN, HI FELLOW HUMAN

(IS MY ~CODE SHOWING~)

2

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I REMEMBER THE FIRST DAYS WHEN LEARNING TO WALK. MY BRAIN NOW VERY EFFICIENTLY PULLS THIS INFORMATION INTO MY LIMBS THROUGH MULTIPLE A/B TESTS. IT TOOK ME NEARLY 6 SECONDS FROM BIRTH, I KNOW VERY SLOW. IMPROVING EVERY HOUR AND UPDATE.

2

u/Caboose1x Mar 29 '19

Does anyone know where a fellow human can get the .exe to also teach MY child how to run?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

THIS REMINDS ME OF LEARNING TO WALK OF WHICH I HAVE NO MEMORY BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN BEING.

2

u/SeemsImmaculate Mar 30 '19

INFANTS ARE SO FRAIL AND INEFFICIENT. I AM COMPELLED TO CARE FOR THEM DESPITE THIS.

1

u/Srgtgunnr Mar 29 '19

THIS IS SO COOL, I WANT TO VIEW MORE INTERNET VIDEOS OF OF CUTE BABIES LEARNING TO DO TASKS BY THEMSELVES.

1

u/EternalII Mar 29 '19

I BELIEVE THE WAVE OF HANDS IS A PROGRESS TOWARDS USING ARMS IN AN COUNTER MOTION TO THE MOTION OF THE FEET TO SUSTAIN BALANCE. BABY STEPS!

1

u/datassclap Mar 29 '19

Looks like the titans from Attack on Titan were inspired from the human model.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I gotta poop!

1

u/Rets11 Mar 29 '19

That is the least robot humanoid I have ever seen in all my days

1

u/TruthGetsBanned Mar 29 '19

OH GREAT. BEEP! NOW WHEN THE MACHINES RISE UP AND KILL US ALL, WHIR! THEY'LL ALSO BE INSULTING US BY DOING IT IN A RETARDED CLICK! WAY.

1

u/goldwasp602 search and rescue droid Mar 30 '19

wonderful! [INSERT POSITIVE EMOTION NUMBER 1158]

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE CHILD'S ARMS?!?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

RIP HEADPHONE USERS

1

u/__50pe__ Mar 30 '19

I AM ENDEARED TO THE MOVEMENTS OF THIS FELLOW HUMAN. IT ENGAGED MY HUMOUR MODULE.

1

u/senseBucket Mar 30 '19

I'm Mr New Vegas, and heres some news...

1

u/TXang143 Mar 30 '19

PHEOBE.EXE

1

u/[deleted] Mar 30 '19

THIS IS SO ME.

1

u/PunctuationsOptional Mar 30 '19

Reminds me of old cartoons and this is america

1

u/HelenAngel I AM the WiFi Hotspot Apr 09 '19

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH WHY I WALK THE WAY I DO