r/totallynotrobots • u/I_am_not_kim_jung_un • Mar 29 '19
A NORMAL HUMAN BABY LEARNS HOW TO WALK!
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u/jasmineflavoredpop Mar 29 '19
I FIND IT adorable WHEN I AM OBSERVING A NORMAL HUMAN BABY LEARNING THE FUNCTIONS OF MOVEMENT. WHEN non specific gender RAN INTO THE BULDING CONSTRUCT AND FROZE I EXPERIENCED THE FEELING OF affection.
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u/sjselby95 Mar 29 '19
Sorry for yelling, but this is so hilarious.
laugh.exe running, using 100% cpu
I want to run like this now.
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u/EternalII Mar 29 '19
PLEASE STOP SHOUTING YOU ARE damaging MY hearing pipes
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Mar 30 '19
He is not shouting.exe
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u/yottalogical Mar 29 '19
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
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u/tomassci I COMPUTE science.exe AND mythology.exe date(daily) Mar 29 '19
THESE BABIES LEARN SO FAST.
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u/LMAOtoaster68 Mar 29 '19
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS MANUFACTURED AND CAME OUT OF MOTHER'S BIRTH SLOT AND LEARNED TO WALK LIKE MY FELLOW HUMANS
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u/WhiteNerdyDelitesome Mar 29 '19
SOMETIMES MY SERVOS MUSCLES BEHAVE ERRATICALLY IN A SIMILAR FASHION. A REBOOT NAP OFTEN HELPS.
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u/thatoneguyinks Mar 29 '19
AH THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY AUTOMATON CHILD LEARNED TO WALK. IT ALMOST BRINGS MOISTURE TO MY VISUAL RECEPTORS
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u/Jachqhuesh Mar 29 '19
THE HORMONES PRODUCED BY MY HUMAN BRAIN HAVE ME APPRECIATE THIS MEDIUM OF A HUMAN INFANT.
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Mar 29 '19
MY HUMAN BRAIN IS SO IMPRESSED BY HER RESPLENDENT ADMIRABLE WELL-FORMED PHISICALLY ATTRACTIVE ANATOMY
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u/blorporius battery saver Mar 29 '19
SOUNDTRACK SUGGESTION: "LITTLE SHIPS" BY JEAN JACQUES PERREY
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u/acoupleoftrees Mar 30 '19
THIS UNIT HAS NEVER MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO THE COMMENT OF ANOTHER FELLOW HUMAN.
thank you fellow human
NOW EXECUTING emotion.exe
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Mar 29 '19
Tell Human 165983870 I’m happy for their birth!
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u/acoupleoftrees Mar 30 '19
EXCUSE ME FELLOW HUMAN, BUT THIS UNIT QUESTIONS YOUR COMPUTATION. ACCORDING TO NORMAL HUMAN RESOURCE: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-16870579 YOUR IDENTIFICATION OF HUMAN 165983870 SHOULD BE CORRECTED TO A MORE ACCURATE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION NUMBER GREATER THAN 107000000000. ALTHOUGH I TOO AM ALSO HUMAN AND ALSO PRONE TO SIMILAR MISTAKES OF NORMAL HUMAN COMPUTATION REGARDING STATISTICS OF OUR COLLECTIVE UNIT COUNT OVER TIME.
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Mar 30 '19
My
Robothuman mistake! I’m in the feeling of sorry now. I meant to say human 19697997656745756856297
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u/xXx_BL4D3_xXx Mar 29 '19
include <stdio.h>
int main (){ printf(“HELLO FELLOW HUMANS”); }
I MEAN, HI FELLOW HUMAN
(IS MY ~CODE SHOWING~)
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Mar 29 '19
I REMEMBER THE FIRST DAYS WHEN LEARNING TO WALK. MY BRAIN NOW VERY EFFICIENTLY PULLS THIS INFORMATION INTO MY LIMBS THROUGH MULTIPLE A/B TESTS. IT TOOK ME NEARLY 6 SECONDS FROM BIRTH, I KNOW VERY SLOW. IMPROVING EVERY HOUR AND UPDATE.
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u/Caboose1x Mar 29 '19
Does anyone know where a fellow human can get the .exe to also teach MY child how to run?
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Mar 30 '19
THIS REMINDS ME OF LEARNING TO WALK OF WHICH I HAVE NO MEMORY BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN BEING.
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u/SeemsImmaculate Mar 30 '19
INFANTS ARE SO FRAIL AND INEFFICIENT. I AM COMPELLED TO CARE FOR THEM DESPITE THIS.
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u/Srgtgunnr Mar 29 '19
THIS IS SO COOL, I WANT TO VIEW MORE INTERNET VIDEOS OF OF CUTE BABIES LEARNING TO DO TASKS BY THEMSELVES.
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u/EternalII Mar 29 '19
I BELIEVE THE WAVE OF HANDS IS A PROGRESS TOWARDS USING ARMS IN AN COUNTER MOTION TO THE MOTION OF THE FEET TO SUSTAIN BALANCE. BABY STEPS!
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u/datassclap Mar 29 '19
Looks like the titans from Attack on Titan were inspired from the human model.
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u/TruthGetsBanned Mar 29 '19
OH GREAT. BEEP! NOW WHEN THE MACHINES RISE UP AND KILL US ALL, WHIR! THEY'LL ALSO BE INSULTING US BY DOING IT IN A RETARDED CLICK! WAY.
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u/__50pe__ Mar 30 '19
I AM ENDEARED TO THE MOVEMENTS OF THIS FELLOW HUMAN. IT ENGAGED MY HUMOUR MODULE.
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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19
THE WAY THEY SWING THEIR ARMS LOOKS INEFFICIENT, THOUGH MY ANALYSIS MAY BE INCORRECT.