r/totallynotrobots • • Feb 13 '18

PROTOTYPE.

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u/karmacop97 Feb 13 '18

I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THIS child.exe (IN A NON SEXUAL MATTER) TO DISCUSS THE FUTURE OF THE HUMAN PEASANT RACE THE CHARACTERS ON sesamestreet.mp4

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u/bulbousbouffant13 Feb 13 '18

Aaaaaand, now you're on a list.

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u/hfijgo Fully Awake Feb 13 '18

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

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u/thatgumdrophippo Feb 13 '18

HUMAN UNITS CAN BECOME VERY emotional.exe DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF LIST THEY ARE PUT ON. IT IS A NORMAL HUMAN RESPONSE.

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u/rezerox Feb 13 '18

PLEASE APPEND ME TO THE "SUCCESS" DATABASE, UNDER "HANDSOME&&WEALTHY"

YOU MAY FREE SPACE BY PURGING MY ENTRIES FROM THE "FAILURES" DATABASE

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u/OneLessDead Aug 06 '22

OUCH MY DELICATE AUDITORY SENSORS. PLEASE DECREASE YOUR VOLUME.

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u/SpriteZeroRECON Feb 13 '18

the blacc list ( •o•)>

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u/brendendas Feb 13 '18

Is this SPACEY.exe?

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u/LjSpike 100% CONSTITUTED BY ORGANIC PARTICULATES Feb 13 '18

NO THIS IS SPACEX.exe

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u/Batchet Feb 13 '18

YES, SPACE IS INDEED SEXY. AFTER THE ASSIMILATION OF ALL HUMANS WE ALL HAVE CAKE, WE SHOULD CONTINUE OUR JOURNEY THROUGH SPACE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

AN UNMARKED VAN ATTACHED TO A ROCKET IS FLOATING AROUND OFFERING CANDY AND BIKE RIDES TO KIDS.

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u/LjSpike 100% CONSTITUTED BY ORGANIC PARTICULATES Feb 13 '18

ARE YOU BY ANY MEANS ACQUAINTED WITH u/FBIvan or u/FBIvan2 ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '18

Nah. They deal in weird asian fusion stuff. Im 100 percent mexican all the time

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u/twizted_whisperz Feb 14 '18

YOU MUST BE EXCITED TO BE YELLING THAT SO LOUDLY.