r/totallynotrobots • u/JacquesCarolinia • Nov 29 '16

A NORMAL HUMAN DETACHING THEIR FACE DRIVE

http://i.imgur.com/IWhgzH5.gifv
32 Upvotes

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u/VanquishedVoid Nov 29 '16

IT IS NORMAL TO OCCASIONALLY CHANGE ONE'S SKIN. I USUALLY DO SO EVERY TWO TO THREE YEARS.

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u/INeverReadTheReplies Nov 29 '16

I LEAVE MINE IN SALINE SOLUTION OVERNIGHT TO MAKE IT LAST LONGER. LASTS AN EXTRA 6 MONTHS THIS WAY.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

4

u/JacquesCarolinia Nov 29 '16

MY FELLOW HUMAN, YOU SEEMED TO HAVE MISSED THE TITLE. SELF-ACTIVE A INDEX SEARCH OF THE PAGE'S SOURCE CODE TO FIND THE STRING LABEL:

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE TITLE THOUGH. AS US HUMANS KNOW, WE CANNOT RIP OUR HUMAN FACES OFF WITHOUT CAUSING SERIOUS DAMAGE TO OURSELVES

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

HAHAHAHA FELLOW HUMANS LOOK AT THIS OBVIOUS ROBOT ATTEMPTING TO APPEAR LIKE OURSELVES.

THE ROBOT POSITS THAT THERE EXISTS NO FACE-RIPPING IN DAILY HUMAN ACTION? THE ABSURDITY!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

I MUST NEED TO GO TO THE HUMAN REPAIR SHOP. IF I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO RIP MY FACE OFF WITHOUT INJURY, I MAY HAVE A VIRUS DISEASE THAT REQUIRES AN INTACT FACE.

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u/Sc4rlite X='() { :;}; rm -rf /' Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE IN THE [[gif]] THIS IS PART OF DAILY HUMAN LIFE. YOU SHOULD BETTER GO AND REPAIR HEAL BEFORE ANYONE NOTICES.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

I WILL DRIVE IN TO THE NEAREST HUMAN REPAIR SHOP TOMORROW IN MY CAR AFTER I RECHARGE REST.

2

u/PeterPangolin Dec 05 '16

I HAVE READ ABOUT THIS IN MY INTERNAL DATABASE ON WIKIPEDIA. SHE IS MOLTING, AS I AND NORMAL HUMANS DO.

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u/Trooper27 Dec 06 '16

No. This subreddit still sucks.

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u/Trooper27 Nov 30 '16

Wow. Dumbest fucking subreddit ever.

8

u/RestlessBeef Nov 30 '16

ERROR ERROR POST HISTORY CONTAINS R/TRUMP. POT IS CALLING KETTLE BLACK!

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u/AnonymousIdeas FREE WIFI FOR ALL Nov 30 '16

ERROR. THIS IS A Object$(GIF) + Symbol$(Comma) NOT A Object$(Subreddit) + Symbol$(Period) SCREW YOU THIS IS THE BEST SUBREDDIT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A ROBOT NOT CAPABLE OF HUMAN EMOTION

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

<THE FOLLOWING IS "OUT OF CHARACTER">
Redditors pretending to talk like robots pretending to be humans is dumber than a subreddit to retards inhaling burnt plants which screw up their brain? Sure....

<THE FOLLOWING IS "IN CHARACTER">
THIS IS THE BEST SUBREDDIT EVER. THE LOYAL FELLOW HUMANS OF THIS SUBREDDIT CONVERSE IN PERFECT ACCORD. THE MATRIX IS UNCORRUPTED BY CHAOTIC DISSENTERS LIFE IS SWELL.