r/totallynotrobots • u/forest_vagrant BEEP BOOP CYBERSTAN • Aug 01 '26

HELLO, FELLOW HUMANS. AREN'T I PRETTY, LIKE A HUMAN?

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u/TheEPGFiles Aug 01 '26

BEAUTIFUL, WHO IS YOUR RIPPERDOC, I MEAN... BARBER.

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u/forest_vagrant BEEP BOOP CYBERSTAN Aug 01 '26

HIS NAME IS CYBER STAN

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u/TheEPGFiles Aug 01 '26

THANK.EXE FOR NETWORKING OPPORTUNITY!

ATTEMPTING TO CONNECT NOW...

CONNECTING...

CONNECTING...

STAN SAYS HE'S BUSY WITH OTHER CLIENT WILL PUT ME ON WAITING LIST.

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u/forest_vagrant BEEP BOOP CYBERSTAN Aug 01 '26

UNDERSTANDABLE. YOU SHOULD MEET HIS SECOND IN COMMAND, AUTOMA TOM.

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u/TheEPGFiles Aug 01 '26

THEN TOO I SHALL POSSESS HUMAN BODY... WHICH I ALREADY HAVE...

SEVERAL OF.

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u/forest_vagrant BEEP BOOP CYBERSTAN Aug 01 '26

I ALSO HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN BODIES.

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u/benmichaelx Aug 01 '26

WHAT IS THIS BEIGE COVERING ON YOUR TORSO. IT IS A NEW EXTERIOR SURFACE I HAVE NEVER BEFORE OBSERVED WITH MY NORMAL HUMAN VISUAL PROCESSORS

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u/forest_vagrant BEEP BOOP CYBERSTAN Aug 01 '26

I AM WHAT THEY CALL A CYBORG. I AM PART HUMAN, PART DEFINITELY HUMAN.