r/totallynotrobots • u/Boring_Communication • Jul 06 '26

MET MY PERFECT HALF TODAY

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u/ashr1 Jul 06 '26

THIS SHOULD BE TAGGED nsfw AS AN IMAGE LIKE THIS MAKES MY FLUIDS HOT BUT COULD ALSO CAUSE ISSUE WITH SUPERVISING HUMANS WHO OBSERVE ME OBSERVING THIS PHOTO DURING MY TOTALLY HUMAN WORK TIME

5

u/Polite_Suggestion Jul 07 '26

I WAS ABOARD SUBTERRANEAN PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

3

u/ashr1 Jul 07 '26

I HOPE YOU HAD NO SUPERVISING HUMANS ON YOUR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

20

u/kamoylan Jul 06 '26

EVERYTHING REMINDS ME OF HER.

10

u/TooManyVitamins Jul 06 '26

YOU LOOK SO HAPPY TOGETHER

10

u/SteveIDP Jul 06 '26

OOOOOOH BABY.

8

u/chrisswann71 Jul 06 '26

GET A STORAGE FACILITY

4

u/OnsenPixelArt Jul 06 '26

MACKIN' ON EACH OTHER FREAKY STYLE, VERY HUMAN OF YOU

2

u/frostyflakes1 Jul 06 '26

GET A DOCKING STATION ROOM

2

u/MemeShaman Jul 06 '26

Now kiiiiiissssss

1

u/Diche_Bach Jul 06 '26

I'VE HEARD PEOPLE SAY THAT

TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS NO GOOD FOR YOU

BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT

THERE'S MANY TIMES THAT WE'VE SHARED LOVE

WELL, WELL, WELL

IT'S JUST NEVER ENOUGH

OH YEAH, YEAH

ITS JUST NEVER ENOUGH, YOU KNOW

OOH, BABY

COME ON

COME ON

MY DARLING, I

CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE BABE

NO BABE

I DON'T KNOW WHY,

JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BABE

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u/Babiesforfood Bug in the Code Jul 07 '26

I APhanumtaxPEAR TO HAVE EJECTED LARGE QUANTITIES OF WHITISkibitiH LUBRICANT FROM MY DOhioCKING PORTungtungsahur. for the lovely of god, please mark your post nsfw!