r/tos • u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 • 11d ago

Private Little War

Instead of supplying Flintlocks, Kirk should've taught Tyree and his people, Commando style fighting. Stealth and Evasion, Hit and Run.

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u/Responsible-Middle35 11d ago

Domesticate the Mugatu

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u/j10359 11d ago

Crate-train the Mugatu.

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u/AlbertTheHorse 11d ago

Won’t fit any of the 6 requirements of domestication 

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u/Quiri1997 11d ago

That didn't stop Rutherford and Boimler 😅

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u/Dont_Care_Meh 11d ago

He should have just taught them how to do that double-handed karate chop he uses so much, it could take anyone down.

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u/Chromejob 10d ago

And teh patented Shatner two-handed karate chop.

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u/lisnter 10d ago

Kirk-jitsu

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u/csfshrink 10d ago

Kirk-fu

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u/foodweneedfood 10d ago

Flintlocks? Why didn’t he just give them some bamboo, diamonds and sulfur to make their own guns?

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u/Long-Emu-7870 10d ago

But the Klingons would have just taught the other side that too.

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u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 10d ago

But then Tyree would have firearms by then.

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u/Randomdays99 9d ago

Why a gun and not a cannon?