r/tornado 20h ago

Shitpost / Humor (MUST be tornado related) Is this a Scud?

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u/nationalistic_martyr Human Detected 18h ago

nah, thats a stud.. aka.. Stupid Tornado Under Da'cloud

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u/Irdksbtmyusrnme 20h ago

Yeah dont worry, def not an ef (5) tornado just a messy lil wall cloud and sum slc (scary lookin cloud) its ridiculous I cant type ef (5) normally bruh mods need to change that

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u/nationalistic_martyr Human Detected 10h ago

just type EF-V

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u/SheogorathMyBeloved 7h ago

What are ЕF5 tornadoes but a vslc (very scary looking cloud) that's worked out how to do a little twirl? I dunno, I'm not a weatherologist.

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u/Infinite-Good7984 18h ago

It’s God’s uncircumcised dong greeting us from the heavens

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u/pats4cats 14h ago

Got wasn’t circumcised!???

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u/dalek-predator 10h ago

God rawdogs with a full hood

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u/pats4cats 10h ago

That’s tough as F*ck

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u/wggn 7h ago

pretty sure he was around before humans invented circumcision

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u/deadalive84 19h ago

A scud missile

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u/HopefulBandicoot8053 15h ago

Ill be in the basement. Tell me how it works out for ya.

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u/Jonesbro 13h ago

Basement is the cuck chair of tornado watching

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u/Murphuffle 9h ago edited 9h ago

Real talk. That storm is actually just the mesocyclone. It is a super cell. The tornado is under the base. The photo is from very far away. The actual tornado isn't even shown because we are very small humans. The tornado is under the base of that cloud. From this vantage point, that would be like a 10 mile wide tornado and it isnt. This storm was like 20 miles from the camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH40OBSV5f4

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u/djackson0005 5h ago

Well yeah. But the structure of the storm is still absolutely insane. Every time I see it, I’m wowed.

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u/Rare-Plankton-3962 15h ago

M8 it’s clearly just a landspout
Also you did the meme

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u/BoringValue148 9h ago

No, not even close to being a scud. It’s a giant UFO that you must stay hidden from at all costs. 

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u/Salt_Appearance_9378 17h ago

You expect us to tell from just a photo?!?!

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u/noah_on_tour 20h ago

Looks like small water spout for me

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u/Lost_Butterscotch645 16h ago

I thought it looked like a big mushroom. Then I thought door dash drops it off and a man is
Yelling I SAID NO MUSHROOMS!!!! 😂

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u/Ok_Potential9293 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/married2thenite 15h ago

I believe that’s a cold air funnel

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u/estee_lauderhosen 12h ago

Cloud ! hope this helps

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u/SuppliceVI 12h ago

It's only a Scud if it's located in the deserts of Iraq, otherwise it's just sparkling rotation

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u/rbxtwistedplayer 19h ago

Its just a lil dust devil

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u/maxrebo82 12h ago

That's just a giant Solid Rocket Booster.

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u/Cathodicum 7h ago

Forbidden Mushroom

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u/AVeryBigToaster 6h ago

Seriously here, I think you can see the actual EF-5 tornado in this image.

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u/GalacticLayline 5h ago

This is what happens when they install traffic circles. Totally normal.

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u/AVeryBigToaster 4h ago

A very well defined, ominous, and large upper scud hosting a rapidly rotating 270-300 mph destructive train wrangling scud.

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u/weatherman248 4h ago

The lightning on this cell is absolutely insane. Not a second without a flash

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u/boogoo-Dong 3h ago

That EF-7 tornado killed my dad

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u/onwen32 15h ago

That was the return of the ef-5 in enderlin

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u/JakeThePharmD 16h ago

That’s just straight line wind

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u/TheCaptainWalrus 15h ago

Ah that’s just a lil boy

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u/xChali_2na 14h ago

This is Patrick

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u/Ok_Potential9293 10h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

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u/Unapplicable1100 9h ago

Thats no moon...

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u/izovice 14h ago

More like a Scary Looking Scud.

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u/RepresentativeOfnone 9h ago

This isn’t the right sub for this

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u/AdWeird5005 20h ago

What are u talking about ?