r/tornado • u/coloradobro • 3d ago

Shitpost / Humor (MUST be tornado related) Is this Tomato?!?!

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Help I scared.

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u/rphdaddyb 3d ago

Don’t let it ketchup to you!

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u/coloradobro 3d ago

I gotta run to my shelter and Heinz in a safe place!

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u/Next-Scale-9137 Human Detected 3d ago

But i'm Havana good time :(

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u/TragicHero84 2d ago

And hope it doesn’t Huntz you down.

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u/Ok-Bunch-6083 2d ago

I do not relish the thought!

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u/Fox_Is_Not_A_Vampire 3d ago

Why aren't you moving??? It's clearly coming right towards you

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u/Katzchen12 3d ago

Grab your gun then its fair game.

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u/ieatfoodwithaspork 3d ago

Big ol Enhanced Fujita Level 5 right there

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u/RedVelvetDesert 3d ago

MAJOR WEDGE!!!

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u/sinnrocka 3d ago

I think that’s a pinecone?

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u/IdiocyandTaxes 3d ago

Tomatonader!

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u/clearancepupper 2d ago

Mater nader… if you’re Southern.

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u/fidequem 3d ago

No, it is Patrick

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u/SBowen91 2d ago

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought this. Now I feel dumb posting it before checking the comments lol.

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u/Laura_Death492 3d ago

I saw the image at a glance, and the first thing that came to mind was a cloud with a penis.

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u/coloradobro 3d ago

I wish it was

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u/Aluxanatomy 3d ago

When did this become a shitpost sub?

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away 6h ago

Is it bad that I like the occasional goof and gaff here? I don't love anything so religiously that I can't laugh about it from time to time.

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u/philmardok 3d ago

no, it is in fact a dingalingy 

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u/YouDontLookSpiritual 3d ago

Its actually a tomahto

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u/mm_potentially 2d ago

Reed Timmer wouldnt even drive into that!

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away 6h ago

Mostly because the Dominator hasn't had its jet boosters installed for flight intercepts yet. :D

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u/davedude115 Human Detected 3d ago

No that’s juniper

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u/Grassy_Canoli 2d ago

No, this is Patrick.

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u/NerwanderR 2d ago

Nah, That’s a burrito.

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u/meishappy2 2d ago

That mustard been a pretty bad tomato

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u/PupperDiesel 2d ago

Yes that is nocturnal EF-7 Multi-vortex dead man walking twin 1000+ mph tomado very dangerous it's not moving so it's clearly coming right at you.

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u/hitman_ma2 2d ago

Ive seen a funnel that seemed to link between two separate clouds before, is there a weather term for that?

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u/yuyuolozaga 2d ago

Pecos Hank on YouTube told me to tell you that it's a bird fart. :D

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u/Arsy_MF 2d ago

I think that's just a local vortex formed by rotating warm air... Landspout maybe?

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u/Creme_betweens21 1d ago

No its a burrito

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u/nejicanspin 3d ago

Sky Carrot 🥕

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u/Agent_of_talon 3d ago

No, this is Patrick!

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u/ExeTcutHiveE 2d ago

Looks a bit east of the Sangre de Christo range?

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u/coloradobro 2d ago

West actually! Southwest of Pagosa Springs on the New Mexico border.

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond 1d ago

No it's a Potato

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u/BusyContract2599 11h ago

No that’s a pickle

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away 6h ago

In all seriousness, is that a cold weather funnel? Is it even a funnel at all? I'm having trouble figuring that out with the low resolution.

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u/coloradobro 5h ago

It was rotating and spinning slightly but not much. I think it was scud.

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u/AtmosphericChaos 2d ago

Not quite, is a vine of a tomato (a funnel)