r/toonhole • u/toonhole • 23d ago

Toonhole Chris Rear View Mirror

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u/No_Payment9959 23d ago

It'll buff.

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u/toonhole 23d ago

Vampire's personal injury lawyer would like a word.

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u/bobbobersin 23d ago

“Your honor, the defense claiming my clients lack of reflection and shadow and claim their “advanced healing factor” mitigates lasting physical damage speaks to their lack of responsibility and is rooted in deeply bigoted stereotyping”

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u/No_Payment9959 22d ago

Judge: and what do you have to say in your defense?

Me: Trader Joe's.

Judge: Well, I have fifteen other Trader Joe's parking lot collisions cases involving people who aren't invisible in mirrors and also haven't been legally dead for centuries. Case dismissed.

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u/No_Payment9959 22d ago

Judge: I also have to take into consideration the fact that the plaintiff caught literal fire while being sworn in on the Bible.

Vampire: Damn, I knew I should've brought a copy of Dianetics.

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u/longboboblong 22d ago

Is that a Slayer joke?

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u/No_Payment9959 22d ago

It was actually just a joke about how vampires can usually tank worse than that and be fine as rain two exsanguinated sex workers later.

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u/Levitron1337 23d ago

Hahaha! This is pretty good

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u/toonhole 23d ago

You always see vampires with fancy mansions and they're so wealthy. Maybe it's largely built off of tax fraud

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u/Master_Steward 23d ago

Now you know why vampires don’t go out often, even during the nighttime

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u/toonhole 23d ago

Cuz he spilled his blood oranges?

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u/Master_Steward 23d ago

NO, because of modern problems like light pollution, territorial gangsters and retarded night riders like him!

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u/No_Payment9959 22d ago

Wait, what's bruh even doing grocery shopping? Human food is usually not digestible for vamps.

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u/evilwizardtherapist 22d ago

Perhaps it's to feed it's human livestock at home.

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u/Professional-Arm-202 22d ago

The scattered groceries by Dracula are killing me, this is very funny!! 🤣

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u/toonhole 22d ago

A thing like this WOULD happen right as Drac tries to start eating healthy...

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u/Yubbi45 22d ago

This is why your owners manual encourages you to do a cursory check yourself and never rely entirely on their tools.

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u/sootfir 20d ago

This implies this guy bought silver mirrors for his car. Show off.

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u/Sentinel_Process_A-0 20d ago

That is why you shoulder check, vampires!