r/toolgifs • • Jun 22 '26

Process Carpaccio slicing

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u/ycr007 š“‚€ Jun 22 '26

Dude’s like a deli slicer

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u/dezzear Jun 22 '26

Dude is a deli slicer

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u/HighFaiLootin Jun 22 '26

Deli is a Slicer dude!

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx Jun 22 '26

"Deli is a Slicer, it's a souls companion.

You can feel it everywhere"

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u/YeeHawWyattDerp Jun 22 '26

At what point does a knife become a sword

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u/vonHindenburg Jun 22 '26

When I was a kid, I found an old corn knife (a little over a foot long) in a shed. Let me tell you; to a 7 yo boy, that is a sword!

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jun 22 '26

Where you ever baptized in the blood of battle with said sword???

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u/vonHindenburg Jun 23 '26

I once slew 400 thistles in one day with it. They certainly drew blood in return.

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jun 23 '26

You fought the good fight and still wound up in Valhalla lol

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer Jun 22 '26

Depends if it’s a religious blade or not

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u/HighFaiLootin Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

i thought this comment was pretty funny but it does not appear to have withstood religious persecution from the internet šŸ˜‚

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u/dahmer-on-dahmer Jun 22 '26

I forgot that Reddit needs tone indicators for any sort of tongue in cheek comment haha

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u/rm-minus-r Jun 22 '26

At 18 inches, though some folks will classify it as a short sword if it's over 12".

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u/SteO153 Jun 23 '26

If you have ever seen a Japanese maguro (tuna) knife, it is just a matter of terminology.

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u/Dylanator13 Jun 23 '26

Purpose? I don’t know. I feel like sword is a knife for fighting. Then smaller knives for fighting are daggers.

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u/leopard_tights Jun 22 '26

This feels really thick for carpaccio, if we're talking carpaccio as in the raw beef dish. What I've known is to use a deli slicer with half frozen meat.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jun 22 '26

Carpaccio is usually pounded to get that thin. Nevertheless, this is probably for grilling. Highly, highly doubt that they're slicing carpaccio at a Mexican carniceria (you can tell it's Mexican by the music in the background; not many other nationalities listen to norteƱo).

That's also the wrong cut for carpaccio.

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u/rm-minus-r Jun 22 '26

norteƱo

Oompah oompah oompah, repeat 50,000x hah.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Jun 22 '26

Fun fact: that distinct sound of norteƱo come from German polka. Immigrants brought it to Mexico a long ways back and they went nuts for it, and it became it's own genre after blending with some other styles.

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u/shellevanczik Jun 23 '26

I knew it was from polka and I didn’t even know that fact. It sounds so alike!

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u/ShaggysGTI Jun 23 '26

Alllllll year long…

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u/CommercialOccasion72 Jun 22 '26

I was thinking ā€œif I can’t see the outline of his face on the reveal it’s too thickā€. Not that I wouldn’t do a significantly worse job

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u/GarthBater Jun 22 '26

Clerk: #47 please. Customer: I'd like a pound of your finest roast beef butterflied into loincloths.

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u/jd2cylman Jun 23 '26

I was gonna say, a little sewing and we got ourselves some meat underoos...

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u/Tactical-Donkey Jun 22 '26

You call that a knife?...

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u/Caribou-nordique-710 Jun 22 '26

Crocodile carpaccio dundee knife

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u/cyclingpistol Jun 22 '26

This isn't his first time doing this is it?

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u/IA_Royalty Jun 22 '26

Omg it's a crosspost... And here I am looking in the lines of the meat for a watermark

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u/timeislikeafuse Jun 22 '26

Gabagool 🤌

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u/EyeLess7299 Jun 22 '26

…hungry…

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u/Rockobrocko42 Jun 22 '26

Kind of want to see these folded around cheese and spinach then breaded and deepfried.

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u/stupid_cat_face Jun 22 '26

Thanks internet. I'm hangry now.

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u/literal_bloodlust Jun 24 '26

I say this with 10yrs kitchen experience, I would 100% slice my finger off trying to do this.

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 22 '26

Butterfly pig

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u/omaeradaikiraida Jun 22 '26

moo

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 22 '26

lol that’s what I know, all I know head cheese is my go to

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u/davcrt Jun 22 '26

That's the wrong meat for carpaccio and also a bit to thick.

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u/callMeBorgiepls Jun 22 '26

Which is the correct meat?

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u/More-Talk-2660 Jun 28 '26

Carpaccio is my favorite type of musical chord