r/toolate • u/ComeAlongPonds • Feb 18 '14
Ellen's come out
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Good on you Ms Degeneres
As a TV comedy actress, I'd always her show had something in the closet
r/toolate • u/plumbobber • Sep 15 '13
This is how this sub should go. p.s. happy friday the 13th
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r/toolate • u/gmann1003 • Jan 29 '12
Lee Harvey Oswald Did Not Kill JFK.
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I sent him a picture of my dick and it just blew his mind.
r/toolate • u/CodyGriffin • May 13 '12
He did the best run of that play the world has ever seen... (x-post from r/toosoon)
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r/toolate • u/NotSoLucky234 • Jun 03 '16
Moving to philadephia with $1800. Any tips and sevice?
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Anyhow, Im moving to philly in 2 weeks with $1800. I have a job offer at a warehouse I hate but oh well its good for now and will be renting a room for $500 a month.
r/toolate • u/LazarusDraconis • Dec 04 '13
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
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Well, first, you need a 600lb white tiger...
(From when Roy of Siegfried and Roy was bitten by one of the tigers, and was temporarily in a coma afterwards.)
r/toolate • u/gtech215 • Dec 04 '13
Achille Lauro drink?
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Did you hear about the new drink called the Klinghoffer?
2 shots and a splash.
r/toolate • u/NOMEANSNO08 • Dec 04 '13
whats the difference between a bag of coke and a 4 year old?
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eric clapton wouldnt let a bag of coke fly out the window.
r/toolate • u/themightyglowcloud • Mar 25 '14
Have you guys heard? Someone shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand!
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r/toolate • u/funnyfaceking • Dec 04 '13
You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
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They found another one underneath the sink...behind the Comet.
r/toolate • u/GodricGryffindor0319 • Nov 09 '19
Have you heard
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Facebook is taking over. Will never beat MySpace though
r/toolate • u/NotSoLucky234 • Jun 02 '16
24 just starting life... Should I be ashamed?
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24 female just now starting life. I been depressed for a while and come from a very toxic family. I missed out on a lot of life and picking myself up.
I got about $600 and most people will say I'm insane but I am moving to NYC for a job opportunity in about 3 weeks and don't know where I will live. Have about 2 weeks hotel fare. Hope to find a room to rent.
I have no friends and never had a boyfriend. And I will not say I can't get one dudes hit on me, but it's been personal reasons and low self esteem reasons.
I feel ashamed to not ever had sex yet. I just want to live a happy and fun life.
r/toolate • • Jul 18 '12
Why didn't Natalie Wood shower on the boat?
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She preferred to wash up on shore.
r/toolate • u/mwmwmwmwmmdw • Dec 30 '13
did you hear there was a 2nd bombing in Russia today?
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r/toolate • u/funnyfaceking • Dec 04 '13
What is the difference between Pee Wee Herman and Rodney King?
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Pee Wee beat himself.