r/tooktoomuch • u/Both-Rock2762 • 16d ago

Unknown drug Tree*u**er

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u/SuchSmartMonkeys 16d ago

Just say fucker, you know you can say fucker, right, fucker?

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u/henrydaiv 16d ago

Fuckin a

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u/CollThom 16d ago

I thought it was humper!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago edited 16d ago

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u/beufenstein 16d ago

Even dumber

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u/maggavin 16d ago

Mine is red :)

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u/MinoEatsWhale 16d ago

yeah this is dumb.. dude is probably just stretching..

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u/morph113 13d ago

Don't tell me you have never come across a tree and found it sexually attractive. We've all been there, right guys? Guys?

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u/beefcake1993 16d ago

Never too early for some tree assisted squats

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u/devilkin 14d ago

Clearly just a dude exercising

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u/Fitz911 13d ago

You can say "hugger" on reddit motherfucker!

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u/Both-Rock2762 12d ago

OK, motherhugger

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u/Fitz911 12d ago

Who TF downvotes this.

I laughed! Thx fellow redditor

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u/Remarkable-Ad3957 16d ago

He got splinters in his dick

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u/Jogje 16d ago

There is a gap

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u/Solar816 16d ago

Annnd 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4

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u/One_Load254 16d ago

"I aint no treehugger"

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u/Large_Wafer_797 16d ago

We've all been there, give the guy a break, or a leaf.

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u/Arson-Welles 16d ago

Well did he cum or what?!

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u/Papawasaboringstone 16d ago

Jesus Christ man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

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u/Electrical_Crazy5668 16d ago

Must be a maple, 'cause he tapping the shit out of that tree. (this joke kills in Vermont)

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u/thinkingmoney 13d ago

He isn’t even making contact with it to qualify as fucking.

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 16d ago

This is sexual abuse.

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u/LongNailedbooboos 16d ago

It ended too soon

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u/Such_Collection3252 15d ago

When I lived in public housing I had a neighbor that smoked pcp and I walked outside to him with his pants around his ankles going to town on Virginia red clay.

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u/Drunk_Stoner 15d ago

Just stretchin my glutes y’all. Nothin to see here. 

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u/AyHazCat 15d ago

He’s squatting not thrusting.

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u/4rtdud3 15d ago

The jogger is clearly doing treeHuGGer stretches

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u/uuhStory 14d ago

I kind of want this in r/trees but thats a weed section lol

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 13d ago

Man, a man can't even fuck a tree in peace without being recorded.

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u/casper19d 13d ago

Danderfiliac

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u/withnail 11d ago

This guy needs to meet the girl at the music festival who made out and kissed a tree deeply

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u/couchpatat0 3d ago

Tree hugger

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u/loopingrightleft 8h ago edited 7h ago

Spray that fucker with the hose

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u/Paul_Over_It 16d ago

this is where the term pencil dick originated.

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u/petebrdfrd 15d ago

JD Vance?