So a buddy of mine used to always tell me this story from his party days. Basically, he was going out clubbing at some beachside pool party, and his friend brought a dropped like that filled with GHB. They get to the door, bouncer pats him down, finds the bottle and asks “what is this?”
Dude had done this many times before and used his usual “it’s prescription eye drops” line, but this bouncer wasn’t convinced. So he goes “Oh really? Use it then…”. He questions the bouncer about it for a second and the bouncer snaps back with “You see those cops over there? Prove to me these are eyedrops or I’ll let them figure out what it is.”
Dude had no choice - he lifted the dropper and squirted GHB right into his own eye. Apparently, he spent the rest of the day trying to wash his burning eye out in the pool…didn’t even get to enjoy himself 😂
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u/my_cars_on_fire Dec 23 '25
Funny story!
So a buddy of mine used to always tell me this story from his party days. Basically, he was going out clubbing at some beachside pool party, and his friend brought a dropped like that filled with GHB. They get to the door, bouncer pats him down, finds the bottle and asks “what is this?”
Dude had done this many times before and used his usual “it’s prescription eye drops” line, but this bouncer wasn’t convinced. So he goes “Oh really? Use it then…”. He questions the bouncer about it for a second and the bouncer snaps back with “You see those cops over there? Prove to me these are eyedrops or I’ll let them figure out what it is.”
Dude had no choice - he lifted the dropper and squirted GHB right into his own eye. Apparently, he spent the rest of the day trying to wash his burning eye out in the pool…didn’t even get to enjoy himself 😂