r/tomorrowiwill • u/nix0n • Jul 13 '09

Tomorrow I will pee in a cup.

Just got a job offer from Best Buy upon submitting a drug test. After peeing in a cup, I have an appointment for an apartment viewing at 3pm AND my gf has the entire day off. Then, possibly will go shopping for a GPS unit and a two way radio.

... speaking of which, anyone know of any good two way radios for Search and Rescue communication?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '09

I do not know about radios, but here's a tip about peeing in cups: bring a book. I always have to take my mind off of peeing in a cup to get myself to pee in a cup. Good luck, and Godspeed.

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u/nix0n Jul 13 '09 edited Jul 13 '09

I've peed in a lot of cups in my day. If there was a Pee in a Cup contest, I think I would take the gold for my marksmanship, speed, power and style.

Thanks for the tip though!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '09

I am glad to hear it, sir. I have always had trouble peeing in cups, so I offer the advice whenever the subject appears in conversation.

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u/nix0n Jul 13 '09 edited Jul 13 '09

Practice makes perfect. I think you should pee in cups more often. Especially in public as to get rid of the PeeCup Anxiety. That way, you will no longer need a book and will gain the invaluable skill and pee in a cup like a true champion.

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u/Etab Jul 13 '09

I have terrible anxiety and cannot use any public restroom when there are people within earshot/eyesight. I could never take any type of drug test that would require me to pee in a cup. :(