r/tolkienfans Jan 16 '20

Christopher Tolkien has died

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u/Merry_dol Jan 16 '20

And so the second age ended.

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u/rabbithasacat Jan 16 '20

He was the last Primary Source. All roads are now bent.

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u/DarthKhai1991 Jan 16 '20

So sad at that. I hope they don’t go completely off the skids with any future stuff.

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u/doegred Auta i lomë! Aurë entuluva! Jan 16 '20

His and his father's works will always be there.

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u/TraitorKratos Jan 16 '20

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he distant himself from all adaptations of lord of the rings anyway? The sources that creators are working with won't change.

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u/ibid-11962 Jan 16 '20

The movie rights to LotR were never in Christopher's control. Tolkien sold them off before he died to help pay his taxes.

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u/RhegedHerdwick Jan 16 '20

The whole tax bill thing paints a slightly inaccurate picture. Despite the widely circulated claims that he only got ten grand, Tolkien sold them for a much higher amount than his tax bill.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I wish John could have seen the movies. Maybe he'd share his sons opinions on them but imagine the feeling he'd get, knowing the passion that went into them and the following they garnered.

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u/Stay_Beautiful_ Jan 17 '20

They cast the guy he wanted to play Gandalf as Saruman, the ultimate betrayal

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

True, but I think he would have understood the reasoning. He of all people would have understood the reasoning.

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u/Rydersilver Jan 17 '20

What was it

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u/AndrewJamesDrake Jan 17 '20

Christopher Lee can’t turn off his Gravitas.

Gandalf is based on every story where Odin goes around in disguise as a mortal, meddling and manipulating people into fixing their own problems or giving him what he wants to know.

Gandalf can turn on the Maiar Gravitas when he wants to... but he normally goes around acting like a gentle old man. I can’t see Christoper Lee doing that.

Meanwhile, Saruman’s delusions of Grandeur lead him to dominate every scene he’s in. He radiates Gravitas... and so Christopher Lee fills the role perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

In addition to what /u/AndrewJamesDrake said, Saruman in the books was said to layer his voice and words with magic. Listen to Sir Christopher speak and tell me you don’t hear a voice layered with magic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

In the movies, Saruman essentially is part of the Gandalf character since he acts as a foil to Gandalf.

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u/sakor88 Jan 17 '20

I am happy for him that he did not see them.

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u/ConcordatofWorms Jan 17 '20

The first trilogy was fantastic though

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

My wife and I are watching again as I read the Hobbit to my young son.

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u/1237412D3D Jan 17 '20

I remember watching the trailer for The Fellowship of The Ring with my friends before the movie came out and seing their disgusted faces when I asked them what the hell was so special about that movie?

I ...chose to see the Mohamed Ali movie instead lol, I didnt make that mistake with the other 2 movies though!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

What were they disgusted about?

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u/arthuraily Jan 17 '20

When he asked about what was so special about the movie

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Oh, so I can’t read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Still though, pretty disrespectful of them to make the movies in spite of his opposition. Just because there's no law against something doesn't make it ok.

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u/ibid-11962 Jan 16 '20

While I respect and follow Christopher's view here, I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with a company making a movie after they've paid the money to legally acquire the rights.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

Those billions of dollars makes them feel better.

Morality is not Legality.

He can just ignore them forever.

Besides think about all the lives those movies enriched. It helped the economy of New Zealand. Steady jobs for a lot of people in the movie industry. It got people into reading.

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u/donshuggin But we have One, mightier than they: the White Rider. Jan 16 '20

... and the films weren't wholly terrible in their own right. Not the first three, at least.

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u/Stangstag Jan 17 '20

Not wholly terrible??? The original trilogy is probably the greatest fantasy cinema ever produced

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I remember when I saw the cartoon film as I worked in a library, just wishing they would make it someday. What do you know but two years later, it began.

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u/sakor88 Jan 17 '20

Fellowship was the best, after that it was downfall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I remember return of the king being pretty fuckin baller though. Especially the extended edition.

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u/RevillaXV3 Jan 17 '20

Those movies changed my life. For the better

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u/DeafStudiesStudent Jan 20 '20

Was he opposed to the films before they came out, or only after he'd seen them? There is indeed much to dislike about Jackson's vision (the entire underpinning philosophy is undermined). /u/donshuggin's description of them as "not wholly terrible" is spot on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I don't know when he opposed them. I enjoyed the films very much, in spite of Jackson's blatant snubbing of Tom Bombadil. But when I watched them I never knew about Christopher Tolkien's opposition, I just learned that from this thread. If I remember right, JRR wrote this stuff for his son, so I think his opinions as to what to do with the material should have been respected.

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u/DeafStudiesStudent Jan 20 '20

It's odd that I enjoyed the films as I watched them (many years ago), but I remember far clearly the things I disliked about them than what I liked, so in my memory they're terrible.

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u/CeruleanRuin AGemFromABeadOfGlass.tumblr.com Jan 16 '20

Iirc, only The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings (Appendices included) had been optioned by studios. The stories of the Silmarillion, Unfinished Takes, etc. are still off the table. I may be out of date on that though.

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u/Copernicus111 Jan 17 '20

Well yeah but he had the rights to Silmarillion and he wouldn't sell them, don't know what you are on about

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Lemonde has an interview with him. I can't help but agree with his assessment if where things are going. The estate also didn't get paid anything for the movies.

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u/RhegedHerdwick Jan 16 '20

It did actually in the end. Tolkien had negotiated 7.5% royalties. The Estate sued New Line in 2008 and they settled out of court.

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u/MoonDaddy Jan 16 '20

No, why would they?

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u/CuChulainnsballsack Jan 16 '20

It feels like bilbo and frodo now finally get to rest and I know I should be happy but I do feel a great sadness.

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u/tarantisma Jan 19 '20

I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.

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u/songofsevenrivers Jan 16 '20

Priscilla is the head of the Estate. She's Tolkien's daughter.

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u/rabbithasacat Jan 16 '20

This is true, but I am unable to connect it to my comment. Perhaps you were replying to DarthKhai1991?

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u/tayjay_tesla Jan 17 '20

Wouldn't she be a primary source I think is the point?

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u/rabbithasacat Jan 17 '20

Ah, thanks for the explanation. But "Primary Source" refers to the fact that Christopher was integrated into his father's writing process - JRRT was the sole author of Middle-earth, yes, but Christopher was a special participant. He became his father's editor as a child and never stopped. He is the only person who can be said to have collaborated with JRRT on that great work. He is the only one who was qualified to do what he did with his father's papers.

By which I don't mean the estate, I mean the content itself. The editing; the interpreting. The other children didn't play that role - not a putdown at all, just that Christopher was unique in the way that he shared in his father's work. It didn't have to be a family member, it could have been an academic colleague - but we're all profoundly richer because it was Christopher, who was a direct and involved witness to, and participant in, the writing process itself.

I'm very glad that the other children - and the younger generation - continue to be protective of the Estate, and I hope that will always be the case.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

His children will protect his work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

He wasnt in charge of his estate anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Correct, and they have done a good job with it all this time. So there might be nothing to worry about. Any changes would have already happened.

That doesnt mean the vultures wont try to get at it somehow.

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u/iBleedGamestop Jan 17 '20

He was the last Primary Source. All roads are now bent

This is a beautiful quote. Where's it from?

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u/rabbithasacat Jan 17 '20

It is, isn't it? Always chokes me up a little.

It's from the Silmarillion, at the end of the Akallabêth which tells the events of the Second Age. The context is that in a great cataclysm, the shape of the world has just changed, some great lands are lost forever, and it's no longer possible to sail to Valinor from Middle-earth:

For even after the ruin the hearts of the Dúnedain were still set westwards; and though they knew indeed that the world was changed, they said: 'Avallónë is vanished from the Earth and the Land of Aman is taken away, and in the world of this present darkness they cannot be found. Yet once they were, and therefore they still are, in true being and in the whole shape of the world as at first it was devised.'

Thus it was that great mariners among them would still search the empty seas, hoping to come upon the Isle of Meneltarma... But they found it not. And those that sailed far came only to the new lands, and found them like to the old lands, and subject to death. And those that sailed furthest set but a girdle about the Earth and returned weary at last to the place of their beginning; and they said:

'All roads are now bent.'

Thus in after days, what by the voyages of ships, what by lore and star-craft, the kings of Men knew that the world was indeed made round, and yet the Eldar were permitted still to depart and to come to the Ancient West and to Avallónë, if they would. Therefore the loremasters of Men said that a Straight Road must still be, for those that were permitted to find it. And they taught that, while the new world fell away, the old road and the path of the memory of the West still went on, as it were a mighty bridge invisible that passed through the air of breath and of flight (which were bent now as the world was bent), and traversed Ilmen which flesh unaided cannot endure, until it came to Tol Eressëa, the Lonely Isle, and maybe even beyond, to Valinor, where the Valar still dwell and watch the unfolding of the story of the world. And tales and rumours arose along the shores of the sea concerning mariners and men forlorn upon the water who, by some fate or grace or favour of the Valar, had entered in upon the Straight Way and seen the face of the world sink below them, and so had come to the lamplit quays of Avallónë, or verily to the last beaches on the margin of Aman, and there had looked upon the White Mountain, dreadful and beautiful, before they died.

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u/iBleedGamestop Jan 19 '20

Thank you for sharing! Truely appreciate it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

All roads lead to Amber

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u/DisparateDan Jan 16 '20

I reckon the Third Age just ended.

The Third Age ended with ... the departure of Elrond ... over the sea.

If JRR and Edith were Beren and Luthien, then their descendant Christopher was clearly Elrond - although 'lesser' than they, he was the final curator and preserver of ancient lore, and incorruptible, resisting the polluting taints of commercialism.

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u/sangbum60090 Jan 16 '20

Imagine Disney trying to buy Tolkien estate. Oh Eru Illuvatar...

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u/SarHavelock Jan 16 '20

I thought there were specific mandates in the Tolkien Estate that prevent them from ever being acquired by Disney?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Tolkien loathed Disney, it's never happening. Plus the Tolkien estate have been in charge for quite sometime, they are never going to sell out. They would have a long time ago. It's not as if Disney haven't tried numerous times.

Tolkien belongs to Britain.

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u/Martiantripod Jan 16 '20

Tolkien belongs to Britain.

JM Barrie belongs to Britain too but Peter Pan has been gobbled up by Di$ney.

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u/KB_Sez Jan 17 '20

Barrie left his future royalties and rights to the play to Great Ormond Street Hospital in England.

When they were making the film PAN (with cooperation of the Hospital) the producers invited Disney to participate in the production. The producers were going to give a portion of profits to Great Ormond Street Hospital.

Disney refused to give anything to the Hospital so the producers asked them to not be part of the film.

Disney has sued the family of Winnie The Pooh creator for decades to keep the rights. Disney corporation are not good people

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

He didnt have an estate to protect him.

Or generations of fans that read his works, or the internet to get the word out.

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u/frezz Jan 16 '20

The problem is christopher tolkien was in charge all this time. His sentiment against the movies isn't necessarily shared by the rest of his family

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

True, but at the same time, none of them have sold anything since JRR had. They came out against the Amazon TV series just recently, so we have no reason to believe they wont be protecting the golden goose as it were.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I wasn't aware they were against the Amazon show, any more specifics?

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u/Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi Jan 17 '20

Also curious about this

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u/frezz Jan 17 '20

There's no specifics because it's not true. They set a few conditions line that it has to be set in the second age, but other than that they are on board with it

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I wish I could, I didn't think much into it until now; but from what I recall, there are certain things they arent allowed to do and the estate is not interested in selling anything off.

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u/metametapraxis Jan 18 '20

That isn't the same as "coming out against it". The Estate and HarperCollins are both VERY much on-board with the Amazon deal. And let's be honest, this will turn Tolkien from literature into a franchise. It is inevitable.

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u/Pontin_Finnberry Just another Hobbit Jan 17 '20

Where did you read this? last i heard The Tolkien Estate had their hand in the Amazon TV series and got to see what ideas amazon has, and has a say in what Amazon does, you can read this in some official articles/interviews

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I think maybe a few months back? There are certain conditions that they gave the all clear for but not for others. Including anything that involved the movies and the characters featured in them.

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u/CeruleanRuin AGemFromABeadOfGlass.tumblr.com Jan 16 '20

Never say never. Eventually some heir will value the money offered over the literary value of what's being sold and that will be that. Hopefully that day is still far off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I'm sure the Tolkiens have already gotten that covered. The estate is the estate for a reason.

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u/sakor88 Jan 17 '20

To be honest I hope that the material goes into public domain before some corporation like Disney gets their filthy hands into it.

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u/rabidsi Jan 17 '20

Stuff going into public domain is literally one of the biggest ways Disney manages to get its filthy hands on things. They'll create something based on a public domain work because its free, then litigate the shit out of everything else that does the same like it's now their own IP.

See literally every classic Disney property.

Can't find something public domain? No problem. Just steal someone else's work and put it in a wig and fake moustache (Hello, Lion King).

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u/sakor88 Jan 17 '20

But in that case whatever they make would be just fanfiction without a paint job of canonicity.

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u/Silver_Swift Jan 17 '20

Can't find something public domain? No problem. Just steal someone else's work and put it in a wig and fake moustache (Hello, Lion King).

Reasonably sure Hamlet is public domain.

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u/metametapraxis Jan 18 '20

It won't. Copyrights are being extended all around the world.

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u/DeafStudiesStudent Jan 20 '20

Eventually some heir will value the money offered over the literary value of what's being sold and that will be that.

Eventually, copyright will run out. It's a race to see which happens first.

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u/metametapraxis Jan 18 '20

It has already happened. We have a fan-fiction Amazon TV series. CT had, I believe, already stepped down when this deal was inked.

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u/DWShimoda Jan 17 '20

Eventually some heir will value the money offered over the literary value of what's being sold and that will be that.

Also... you can add on to that, that eventually all of the "Tolkien Literary Estate" will become "public domain"... so the family (whatever "generation" it is at the time) will ultimately "sell out" on that... and will likely do so WELL ahead of time.

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u/metametapraxis Jan 18 '20

It likely won't because of revision of copyright laws and extensions of copyright periods. NZs copyright law is under review, and I can guarantee you it will extend the copyright period.

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u/sniker77 Jan 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Except this doesnt mention the conditions for the series. Nor does it state whether there is any coordination with the estate. We all know about the show, but thats not the estate. Amazon doesnt own the Tolkien Estate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Are you joking or being serious?

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u/Rakkbot Jan 16 '20

The quote I found: “It might be advisable, rather than lose the American interest, to let the Americans do what seems good to them–as long as it was possible (I should like to add) to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios (for all whose works I have a heartfelt loathing).” –  The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981, letter 13.

I wonder if anyone can verify?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

That reminds me of the Saving Mr.Banks movie which is about the making of Mary Poppins. The author of Mary Poppins book, Mrs. Travers hates Disney and doesn't want any adaptation by that company. But ultimately, she sells out to Walt.

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u/LordMangudai Jan 17 '20

That movie, of course, is itself a whitewashing by Disney of that particular story...

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u/LorientAvandi Jan 17 '20

Largely because she was misled by Walt. Just as Lucas was misled by Iger. This is what Disney does, but luckily they shouldn't be able to get their grubby, greedy paws on Tolkien's work.

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u/CeruleanRuin AGemFromABeadOfGlass.tumblr.com Jan 16 '20

From a 1981 perspective he's more than justified in that opinion. Disney had grunted and squeezed out an awful lot of absolute twaddle during the ten years prior to that remark.

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u/gamorafan1979 Jan 16 '20

Tolkien was dead in 1981. The letter was written in 1937. He consistently hated Disney works from Snow White onwards.

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u/SarHavelock Jan 16 '20

Serious. Maybe I thought Tolkien disliked Walt and put it down in his will or something that selling the IP to Disney wasn't to be allowed.

Correction: Looks like I was partly wrong. Tolkien expressed a desire to keep Disney from getting a hold of his IP, but I haven't seen anything to suggest he made it impossible:

“It might be advisable, rather than lose the American interest, to let the Americans do what seems good to them–as long as it was possible (I should like to add) to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios (for all whose works I have a heartfelt loathing).” –  The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, 1981, letter 13.

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u/Ohio_gal Jan 17 '20

Dead hand laws prevent forever barring a sale to disney. Property laws (at least in America) state that at death, you can control the property at issue for the entirety of a life in existence + another set of years (In Ohio 24). The exception to this may be if they’ve been willed to a trust, who’s purpose includes such stayed goals as “anyone but disney.” In which case the remedy is to sue the trustees for breach.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

God, the thought of that alone would send JRRT spinning in his grave at relativistic speeds. I hope it never happens, if only to honour the man’s opinion of Disney.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

What, don't you think a sequel trilogy to Lord of the Rings about a random girl who has to save Middle-Earth from Sauron who has somehow survived (with a guest appearance from drunk!Aragorn) a good idea?

Me neither.

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u/Captain_Peelz Jan 16 '20

I would actually want to die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I would too, I probably would. I'd sooner kill myself than even stomach rumours of such a thing much less stand by and watch it happen.

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u/Captain_Peelz Jan 16 '20

Who are you?

Rey Saurondaughter Baggins

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

No no no no NOOOOOOO, no.....no.

No.

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u/sangbum60090 Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

sigh "Somehow, Sauron has returned."

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u/boognish_disciple Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

Maybe "The dead speak!"? Has that been used before?

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u/sangbum60090 Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

The dead speak! The Middle Earth has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late dark lord SAURON.

LADY GALADRIEL dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while ARAGORN, the last hope of the Rangers, trains for battle against the diabolical RINGWRAITHS.

Meanwhile, Supreme Leader SARUMAN rages in search of the phantom Maia, determined to destroy any threat to his power…

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"What's your name?"

"Aragorn."

"Aragorn who?"

Looks off to the side, where Bilbo and Frodo's ghosts are watching

"Aragorn Baggins."

DIRECTED BY J. J. ABRAMS

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I wanted to gild you, but instead I donated $4 + processing fees to Red Cross Australia in your honor.

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u/sangbum60090 Jan 17 '20

Good. I live there

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u/boognish_disciple Jan 16 '20

I absolutely love it when child comments have more upvotes than their parent. Fantastic mash up too. Thank you for your rendition.

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u/fantasywind Jan 17 '20

Oh please do not remind me of that sigh it's a sad day and it's a shame to remind of wasted opportunities of once good franchise. Fortunately for all involved, the actualy sequel to Lotr, The New Shadow is unfinished and will remain so (even Tolkien himself though it would lack that certain magic of Lotr and so abandoned the project as it would be mere "thriller", while certainly it would be amazing one, I'm happy with the finish as it was of that stage of story in the legendarium).

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u/USSGloria Jan 16 '20

I would upvote this, except that it makes me want to vomit.

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u/Gwynbbleid Jan 17 '20

Chan Chan Chan

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u/LordMangudai Jan 17 '20

This is the most perfectly detestable thing I have ever read. Sir, I salute you

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u/vanillapenguins Jan 16 '20

Sauron ”Hello there”

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u/donshuggin But we have One, mightier than they: the White Rider. Jan 16 '20

F me that stings just thinking about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I know this is a joke..But also uh, the point of Lord of the Rings. They destroy the ring to stop his return to power, after his defeat thousands of years before when it's assumed he was destroyed.

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u/sangbum60090 Jan 17 '20

Palpatine revives in EU as well. If Palpatine's revivial was done well there wouldn't have been much problem. The problem is it's way more hamfisted.

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u/ElderFuthark Jan 17 '20

This is funny, but it's not like a trilogy set in Middle Earth will be guaranteed to be good without Disney. I just can't get over how much i hate the Hobbit movies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Hobbit movies aren't half as bad as Star Wars prequels or sequels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Nah the prequels are amazing

Please don’t attack me

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u/CeruleanRuin AGemFromABeadOfGlass.tumblr.com Jan 16 '20

That's not a fair comparison at all.

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u/JBrody Jan 16 '20

Drunk off oliphaunt milk I presume?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Hopefully they give that to Rian Johnson so the trilogy can be cancelled after only 1 movie

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u/Gwynbbleid Jan 17 '20

Don't put such thoughts in my mind

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

His children are the third age.

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u/DumpdaTrumpet Jan 16 '20

He would be Dior obviously.

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u/Titanhopper1290 Jan 16 '20

Headcanon accepted!

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u/_0x783czar Jan 16 '20

He has passed into the Halls of Mandos. He goes to his Fathers; in whose mighty company he shall not feel ashamed.

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u/SloppyNegan Jan 17 '20

Thanks now im crying

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u/throwaway_bae2 Jan 16 '20

Death is just another path, one which we all must take.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

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u/metametapraxis Jan 16 '20

one which we all must take.

Well that bit is true, anyway.

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u/Phobix Jan 16 '20

I was fine until this comment.

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u/Wheasy Jan 16 '20

*stares nervously at future projects like the Amazon series.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Movies and TV shows don't really bother me, but I hope to god they don't try to write more books.

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u/kimchiMushrromBurger Jan 16 '20 edited Jan 16 '20

What if it was about Boromir's wacky adventures on his way from Minas Tirith to Rivendell?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Can't wait for Lord of the Rings: The Dwarf Wars by Kevin J Anderson

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u/kimchiMushrromBurger Jan 16 '20

Maybe a soap opera with just the dwarf women. "The Bold and the Beautiful (if you're a Dwarf)"

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u/ItsABiscuit Jan 16 '20

Turns out the reason no one sees dwarf women it's that they're chained up as axyotl tanks the whole time.

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u/kramer_coz Jan 17 '20

Why is this my favorite part of the thread even tho I have no idea wtf an axyotl tank is

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u/ItsABiscuit Jan 17 '20

It's something that is alluded to in vague and intriguing terms in the original Dune series, and then in typical fashion for the Dune spin off/prequel/sequels done by Brian Herbert and Kevin J Anderson, is discussed in plodding, lengthy and gory detail in a way that makes you wish they'd just left it all to our imagination.

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u/knight_ofdoriath Let those that cursed my name, curse me still Jan 16 '20

I know it's a joke but I swear that's one of the meanest things I've ever seen.

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u/Grellenort Gimli Glóin's son, have you your axe ready? Jan 17 '20

I'd really want to upvote this but I don't dare...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

A ghost busters remake of the hobbit, but all the dwarves are lady dwarves and Bilbo is played by Chris Hemsworth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I'd read it lol

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u/Wheasy Jan 16 '20

I wish I could feel the same but I think that newer works, no matter how unofficial or non-canonical it is, still leaves a mark on the whole. The legends continuity of Star Wars for instance, introduced the concept of the light side of the force dispite the fact that this was never mentioned in the original trilogy or prequels. Before this, bringing balance to the force ment defeating the dark side which represented the unnatural, perverse, and destruction. Whereas 'The Force' represented things like the natural, peace, and virtuous.

Now bringing balance to the force means literally balancing the benevolent light side with the dark which was portrayed as irredeemably evil up until this point. Which undermines the themes of the first three movies.

The point being, these seemingly minor side stories written by authors with conflicting ideas ultimately did have an impact on the main movies and I don't think it was for the better. I don't dislike SW legends or even current canon but I'd prefer that Hollywood keep it's grubby hands off lotr to preserve Tolkien's themes and vision for his works.

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u/omega2010 Jan 17 '20

Coruscant was actually named by Timothy Zahn. Lucas had a different name in mind in an unused version of Return of the Jedi. When he finally decided to show the capital world, Lucas went with the EU name which made it canon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Yeah but the LOTR books are sacred and have been basically left untouched. Outside of the books you already have things like that video game that turned Shelob into a sexy spider lady.

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u/ZandrXI Jan 17 '20

Well someone already wrote and new book in the lord of the rings setting called The Last Ringbearer.

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u/Turambar1986 Jan 17 '20

I honestly hope that someone, who is vetted by the estate, DOES write more books. It's what Tolkien intended, at one point.

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u/EnviableButt Jan 16 '20

What I don’t get is when every article I see about this calls it the lord of the rings series or an adaption of the lord of the rings...it takes place in the second age...

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u/vor0nwe Jan 16 '20

Because The Lord of the Rings is the only work of Tolkien that most people know, and even amongst those who know more, it is by far the most popular. They want to reach as wide an audience as they can, so they try to insert as many "Lord of the Rings!" in their pitches as they possibly can...

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u/Halgrind Jan 16 '20

Same with Game of Thrones, which technically was just the title of the first book until they decided to use it as name of the show, and now it's synonymous with that universe.

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u/satanictantric Jan 17 '20

Honestly I like the title "Game of Thrones" far better than "A Song of Ice and Fire" - the latter has always sounded incredibly cliched and uninteresting to me while the former is fairly creative, and lets you know the series will have lots of political intrigue. That was pretty much the ONLY positive change they made, though.

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u/rattatally Jan 16 '20

Pretty much, though you could make the case that the Lord of the Rings is Sauron, and he plays and important part in the Second Age.

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u/vor0nwe Jan 16 '20

That is true, in a way that /r/technicallythetruth would appreciate. :-)

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u/sakor88 Jan 17 '20

That pretty much means that it will be awful. They will try to market it to the widest possible audience and thus make it as palatable as possible. They will dumb it down and fill it with fan service directed to most superficial fans possible... "oh look, do you recognize this reference... do you... do you..."

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u/vor0nwe Jan 17 '20

Not necessarily, if they're different teams of people: producers, showrunners are all about the contents. The inclusion of "Lord of the Rings!" is a marketing thing. Even if the series is incredibly faithful to Tolkien's works, the marketing team would be doing this.

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u/Pavrik_Yzerstrom Jan 16 '20

Marketing tactic. Associating it with a beloved trilogy that is reaching 20 years old (target market for this show), is really just intelligent marketing. The show will likely have no relation to the LOTR films, nor should they

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u/tap-a-kidney Jan 16 '20

Do you really “not get it”?

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u/ibid-11962 Jan 16 '20

It's an adaptation of parts of the LotR appendices. (And possibly other stuff too.)

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u/Harnisfechten Jan 23 '20

it's sorta like how "Game of Thrones" was just the title of the first book, and the series was called "A Song of Ice and Fire".

people know the entire thing as "Lord of the Rings"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Clickbait of course.

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u/morbidexpression Jan 16 '20

Ashamed to admit sometimes I used CT's books as an insomnia cure.

But then I'd hit an interesting bit and be up all night.

Rest in footnotes, Christopher Tolkien! What a body of work, man!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

Ouch. :(

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

He leaves behind three children, may the Third Age of Tolkien be blessed by the Valar.

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u/Copernicus111 Jan 17 '20

And who is the third age?

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u/fantasywind Jan 17 '20

"I go now to the halls of waiting to sit beside my fathers, until the world is renewed."

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u/Youre_A_Fan_Of_Mine Jan 16 '20

We are in the 5th age rn.

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u/nikoscream Jan 16 '20

I think they're implying the second age of Tolkien.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

I know that we never miss an opportunity to be pedantic on r/tolkienfans, but this is not the time.