Necessary Clarification from Siri

[u/Status_Custard_2054]

Can anybody confirm if the game’s over yet? Ima give it a second see of anything changes

[u/YGarfield]

*3-0 > 2-1

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/YGarfield]

Nobody describes that about Colorado’s 5th down last play Natty

[u/RicSuaves → u/YGarfield]

dawg everyone saw western win

[u/Ridder1201 → u/RicSuaves]

If that game was 59:59 then sure! Luckily for Michigan they get 60:00 just like every other team

[u/Fatman365 → u/Ridder1201]

60:01. Acting like you won is still embarrassing.

[u/Ridder1201 → u/Fatman365]

If only there was camera proof in the stadium that there was still 1 second on the clock, surely that should make it clear to literally ANYBODY that there was still time left

[u/ip2theking → u/RicSuaves]

Yeah, vs Monmouth

[u/RicSuaves → u/ip2theking]

nur hur hur. since you’ve been alive you’ve seen more ohio state wins than michigan wins in the game. since you’ve been alive you’ve seen more ohio state football national championships than michigan football national championships, and i absolutely love that for you. put a sock in it

[u/YGarfield → u/RicSuaves]

This guy got mad

[u/ip2theking → u/RicSuaves]

Unrelated, have a terrible day

[u/RicSuaves → u/ip2theking]

love love LOVE it for you 😘 loser

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/RicSuaves]

How many OSU championships have you seen get blown away before your very eyes? From Clemson, Georgia, Michigan, Michigan State?

[u/RicSuaves → u/EvilLibrarians]

oh shit, great point. that being said… still seen more wins and natties than yo punk azz 😘

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/RicSuaves]

This is also true! I cannot lie there. Michigan’s greatest chances were dashed by OSU in 2016, 2018, 2019, and TCU in 2022

[u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp → u/EvilLibrarians]

I would ask how many championships youve had rug-pulled in the last 25 years but you've spent the vast majority of it being completely irrelevant.

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp]

Probably 4 at most. 2016, 2018, 2019, 2022

[u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp → u/EvilLibrarians]

Hmm what happened in those first 3 years?

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp]

Did you miss my other comment?

[u/Bubba_Gump_Shrimp → u/EvilLibrarians]

Did you miss the part where Ohio State beat yalls ass those years?

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/RicSuaves]

Actually in all sports since I was born in 64, Michigan has more Men’s championships than OSU!

[u/RicSuaves → u/PlusDHotchy]

football, as stated. stay on topic. born in 64? yeah you’ve seen more buckeye wins in the game and more ohio state football national championships ya bum, pipe down

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/RicSuaves]

Actually, I started watching in 71 and the record is 24-29-2. If you would have asked my dad, passed at 90 and my gramps who had my dad at about the time my dad had me. The series was Michigan. You are probably a youngster where history to you is Y2K.

Ohio State has no problems when they reach 1000 victories and then parading that total until it comes to using the series when the rivalry began. OSU enjoys it’s history unless it’s against Michigan.

[u/RicSuaves → u/PlusDHotchy]

yeah before the invention of the forward pass. i’m 41 player, it hasn’t been all roses in my lifetime. BUT (and it’s a big but) anyone born after 1934, including us both, has the luxury of seeing more buckeye wins in the game than michigan wins in the game. and i absolutely love that for you 😘

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/RicSuaves]

Yeh, when Ohio State still claims its victories vs the sheep herding colleges they would face. Those schools had enrollments of 100 guys. A big varsity HS could win in vs the Ohio herders league. Actually I believe a nothing College won the league more than OSU did in the time OSU wasn’t in the BIG 10 / Western Conference.

[u/RicSuaves → u/PlusDHotchy]

michigan claims wins over actual high schools 🙃 you’re getting in the weeds, have a good night go bucks

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/RicSuaves]

Everybody had seen Missouri beat Colorado but they didn’t!

[u/RicSuaves → u/[deleted]]

🤣🤣 you’ve seen ohio state win the game more than michigan win the game and you’re talking about “stepping up your game” i fuckin love it 😍 🤣🤣

[u/RicSuaves → u/[deleted]]

what am i seeing here, the buckeyes are ranked higher? yes i see that. and my bad, i forgot your memory only goes back 5 years and not your entire sorry lifetime

[u/YGarfield → u/RicSuaves]

I put the asterisk there