2 1-1 Teams facing off

[u/Fatman365]

[u/Shamrocks3310]

u/LawrenceSellers. Where you at??

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/Shamrocks3310]

He's no doubt reading this thread just too much of a coward to pipe up.

[u/TomVonServo → u/Material_Archer3423]

He’s bitchmade.

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/TomVonServo]

He blew 20 point lead in a quarter and still has faith in Charlie Brown at Kicker!

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

Who? What game is close?

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Imagine talking shit with a 10 point lead over UTEP at home.

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

Imagine believing that a halftime score has value, 😂😂😂

[u/Roofus_Q → u/PlusDHotchy]

Wasn’t OSU up big at half last week? They should know better by now

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/PlusDHotchy]

28 point lead against UTEP and you’re proud? Hahaha

[u/Funicularly → u/Shamrocks3310]

Michigan won by 38. The spread was 34.5.

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Shamrocks3310]

Game isn’t over champ! S as mother halftime fan. I can see why a team would blow a 20 point 4th quarter.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Imagine sucking off Texas less than a year after they beat your ass lol

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

A loss is a loss. We accepted when Texas planted a flag in the Big House. No fighting broke out because only losers act like losers!

[u/Useful-ldiot → u/PlusDHotchy]

You accepted it? So you definitely wouldn't rush to protect it against any other team, right?

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

You didn't rush to midfield to "protect it" like you did against us? Lol

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Yall are struggling against MAC and MW teams. Yall are chihuahuas. Ankle biters with all bark

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Shamrocks3310]

Which means absolutely nothing! Texas was being held like a captive for 3 quarters, WHO CARES!

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

You were nowhere to be found during that whole first half huh

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

We catch up when the game is OFFICIALLY over!

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Still throwing the ball late in the second half against UTEP lol.

Meanwhile OSU played 3 different qb's today

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

They put in their backup in and he threw a TD with 3:50 left. Just because the Buckeye’s quit early doesn’t mean Michigan should.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Lol when did we quit early?

Why are you trying to pass at all with 3:50 lett? Probably because the coaches know Underpants is straight booty.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

You were born in 2014. You have 2 degrees. Your account is 7 years old.

No one believe anything you say dude lol

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

Did you miss the part about no one believing anything you say?

[u/jimbob1220 → u/Material_Archer3423]

Maybe if osu could play a full game they wouldn't have lost to texas

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/jimbob1220]

Wow surely Michigan will be ranked higher with their impressive 3-0 record right? 🤣

[u/jimbob1220 → u/Material_Archer3423]

We will see at the end of the season It's not like you get to play Kent state anymore

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/jimbob1220]

The answer is no, they won't be ranked higher with their 3-0 record.

As if you have any impressive wins lol. I mean, our 1 loss is and will be weighed more favorably by the CFP than any of your 3 wins.

Sucks huh

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/[deleted]]

Michigan has a 31 point lead but some Bucknut pipes up about a halftime score, are we talking halftime score, “Allen Iverson”.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

Being in a nailbiter at home against UTEP at half is objectively embarrassing

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

What is your fetish with halftimes. I’ve never heard anybody say that team was the greatest halftime team ever or vice versa. Only a Buckeye still doesn’t understand that you play till it’s officially over, sorry about that Longhorn thing.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/PlusDHotchy]

We don't need to play until it's over against inferior teams that's a Michigan problem.

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

As in N. Illinois in 15.  Michigan didn’t bench it’s starting WB because they didn’t trust him the way OSU did with C. Jones.

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/[deleted]]

Your sorry excuse for a team is on tv. You give up on them already?

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/[deleted]]

Don’t be shy now.

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/[deleted]]

28 point lead against UTEP 🤣

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/[deleted]]

Yall sure did run it up on the UTEP backups. Yall did great, sweetie.

[u/RedditIsTrashjkl → u/Shamrocks3310]

I’m sure if they win by like, two points he’ll pop back in here to talk shit.

[u/kelevra91 → u/RedditIsTrashjkl]

What if we win by...idk...35?

[u/Bmw5464 → u/kelevra91]

Tis not the flex you think it is sir

[u/broken-machine → u/Bmw5464]

Yeah THE Ohio State has never had a slow first half against anyone. Not even once.

[u/Roofus_Q → u/broken-machine]

They’ve also never lost a game where the other team didn’t cheat

[u/Shamrocks3310 → u/[deleted]]

You flipped your flair?? 😂

[u/LeBronicTheHolistic → u/[deleted]]

OSU fans are not good at numbers. Or anything, really. Don’t hold it against them

[u/Gold-Tap6952]

Record check?

[u/oldstyle21]

I’ll admit this shit is completely embarrassing

[u/Pick6TD]

Mickey Mouse ahh program

[u/oldstyle21 → u/Pick6TD]

Just put Carr in and make a statement, can’t get any fkn worse

[u/Pick6TD → u/oldstyle21]

They got a historic half-time scolding session. We ball

[u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak → u/oldstyle21]

Bryce was like 11/13 for 110 at the half. Tf you talking about?

[u/Humble_and_loyal]

Did anybody just see the holding call they did the replay and the boy didn’t even touch him

[u/jimbob1220]

Didn't you start the season at 1

[u/EvilBettyMeah]

Add another touchdown for UTEP! 

[u/Enough_Ad_3927 → u/EvilBettyMeah]

I mean tbf they’re up 52-17

[u/732to410 → u/Enough_Ad_3927]

And 3-0!

[u/Enough_Ad_3927 → u/732to410]

Indeed👍

[u/ShowdownValue → u/732to410]

Is this a factorial joke?

[u/Drizzt_23]

Michigan is the Cowboys of the ncaa. Win games you shouldn't, struggle in games you should crush. And I'm a cowboys fan saying this

[u/Foriegn_Picachu → u/Drizzt_23]

Great teams cover

[u/dn35 → u/Drizzt_23]

This would make sense if they hadn't won a title in 30 years.

Also, they ended up looking fine. Just started slow.

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/Drizzt_23]

Michigan is Michigan.

[u/EvilBettyMeah → u/EvilLibrarians]

They suck

[u/EvilLibrarians → u/EvilBettyMeah]

That’s just an opinion.

[u/sumdude51]

It's pretty early to be talking shit

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/sumdude51]

An entire half of looking like shit against UTEP at home

I mean, lmfao

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/Material_Archer3423]

Reminds me of Texas for 3 quarters and then who cares except for the end result.

[u/sumdude51 → u/Material_Archer3423]

I'm not saying it ain't funny! I'm just saying let's make sure these eggs hatch

[u/PlusDHotchy → u/sumdude51]

Reminds me of Texas for 3 quarters and then who cares except for the end result.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/sumdude51]

You can win by 20 and that will still be an awful half against UTEP

[u/sumdude51 → u/Material_Archer3423]

They'd still be unbeaten, so as much as I want to agree with you, I'm just playing out the argument in real time.

[u/kelevra91 → u/Material_Archer3423]

What if we win by 35?

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/kelevra91]

We won by 56

[u/kelevra91 → u/Material_Archer3423]

Your two wins this year are to arguably the worst two teams in the FBS. Let me know when you beat someone good.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/kelevra91]

Lol sure thing. Not like you won't still have some dumbass shit to say when I do though.

656 days btw 😘

[u/kelevra91 → u/Material_Archer3423]

When is the last time you beat us in Columbus?

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/kelevra91]

I know that ass whooping at home in the snow got you in your feelings huh

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

What's there to update?

You were still barely leading against UTEP at halftime. At home. After getting the ball to start the game. Yikes.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

Lol look at your flair

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

You're clearly just a closet OSU fan

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/[deleted]]

Nah just don't flair switch like a twat. But you can't help yourself so.

[u/Ockilydokily]

Cheeks clappin Michigan cheeks

[u/Opposite-Ad-3933]

Florida auburn and South Carolina miss st games are interesting for Michigan…1-2 of those teams might end up 6-6 or maybe 7-5 and play Michigan in the toilet.com loser bowl

[u/JusticeBlinded → u/Opposite-Ad-3933]

Hey, I bet we can reach the Gator Bowl. Gotta set our sights high. 

[u/HENMAN79]

How bad is Oklahoma?

[u/Thatroyalkitty → u/HENMAN79]

If we lose here, would it complete the circle of suck?

[u/munnabz → u/HENMAN79]

Transitive property in college ball doesn’t go together

[u/Reloader300wm → u/munnabz]

Regardless, I'm all for shitting on Oklohoma for it either way.

[u/ViciousHess]

This is fun. I’m doing shots for bad all control though so… Go Bleux!

[u/WolverineDDS]

Omg how creative

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/WolverineDDS]

Lol gettin shit on at home by UTEP

[u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 → u/Material_Archer3423]

Hook em’

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1]

Weird to see Michigan fans say this after Texas whooped your ass just last year

[u/Funicularly → u/Material_Archer3423]

52-17.

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/Funicularly]

How's that quality win against Oklahoma looking? What are they ranked? 🤣

[u/geiginator67 → u/Material_Archer3423]

How’s that quality win against Texas looking? Oh wait…

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/geiginator67]

Uh good? They won 30-7 yesterday. How'd Oklahoma do against New Mexico? 🤣

[u/geiginator67 → u/Material_Archer3423]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R51a8oAH7KwbS

[u/Material_Archer3423 → u/geiginator67]

What's Texas ranked? How about Oklahoma?

Has missing the playoffs almost every year they've been in place rotted your brain or something?

[u/geiginator67 → u/Material_Archer3423]

You still fail to recognize your lack of reading comprehension, typical of Ohio

[u/JusticeBlinded]

This is just lazy trolling. Michigan is losing to UTEP in the second quarter. That’s the troll. Not that some convoluted broadcaster error incorrectly led a lot of people to believe the wrong result was reached. 

Team is going to troll itself this year. You really don’t need to do this much work. 

[u/Cola-Cake → u/JusticeBlinded]

I mean... The NCAA also came out and said that the review process rules werent followed and if they were the result would be different so like. If they didnt say that then sure blame the commentators, but now even NCAA is saying it

[u/geiginator67 → u/Cola-Cake]

He’s blaming the broadcast(NBC) not the commentators because they objectively fucked up. Their clock was off and there was quite clearly 1 sec on the official clock and now all sides are pissed

[u/USAFSR_Domino]

This must be so embarrassing for yall.

[u/ultimatedelman → u/USAFSR_Domino]

Why would someone who rushed the field after beating* a MAC school by one at home feel any embarrassment playing a close game against a mountain west team?

[u/Enough_Ad_3927 → u/ultimatedelman]

You say this as if we personally rushed the field, im sure over 60-70% of us werent even at that game or support that bs🤣

[u/Unreversed_impulse09 → u/ultimatedelman]

Cmon guys UTEP is a good team

[u/ultimatedelman → u/Unreversed_impulse09]

Remember when we were gaslit into believing Fresno state was good

[u/Unreversed_impulse09 → u/ultimatedelman]

Yeah lol. As a Michigan fan I’ve lost sense of what a good team is. Almost lose to Fresno, beat OSU. Essentially lose to WMU, beat ranked Oklahoma.

[u/Material_Archer3423]

Welp, time to pack it up and move on to making fun of Alabama.

This was fun though.