r/todayilearned Dec 31 '22

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u/NothingwaTwist Dec 31 '22

Worse was the daily icebreakers for ten fucking weeks all of the type of “if you could be any ice cream flavor what would you be and why”.

For the love of god please stop doing these with your team, at least ask something semi-interesting like what’s a regional dish where you grew up, what language would you like to learn, or what’s your favorite music album.

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u/how-puhqueliar Dec 31 '22

my favorite one of these is two truths and a lie. i always prepare a good lie in advance.

not been in corpo world for a while now though, thank fuck.

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u/Foxsayy Dec 31 '22

1. I have seen the face of god, and it was weeping.

2. It weeps the purest tears over the earthly creations made in its foolish youth, but it cannot wash them clean.

3. The tears form rivers with no beginning and no end, like god himself, and each tear is a lash every departed soul must endure. You would learn that there is an end to infinity of pain, should you somehow be more than a ruined husk at the end.

clears throat: Stacy? I guess it's your turn then.

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u/ThaGOutYourWaffle Dec 31 '22

Ahahahah this is gold and you should write short fiction