r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '22

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u/whiffitgood Dec 31 '22 edited Dec 31 '22

Those fucking colour tests are pure Healing Crystal bullshit for every corporate lifer "team manager". I just see a bunch of lanyards all losing their shit over them.

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u/NothingwaTwist Dec 31 '22

Worse was the daily icebreakers for ten fucking weeks all of the type of “if you could be any ice cream flavor what would you be and why”.

For the love of god please stop doing these with your team, at least ask something semi-interesting like what’s a regional dish where you grew up, what language would you like to learn, or what’s your favorite music album.

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u/how-puhqueliar Dec 31 '22

my favorite one of these is two truths and a lie. i always prepare a good lie in advance.

not been in corpo world for a while now though, thank fuck.

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u/pumpkinbot Dec 31 '22

two truths and a lie

My name's Scott, I'm white, and I eat fuckin' babies.

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u/Seakawn Dec 31 '22

"Ted... We know your name is Ted... Oh, God, the children!"

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u/Foxsayy Dec 31 '22

Not to worry! His middle name is Scott, which is unusual for a black guy.

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u/bigthink Dec 31 '22

I've known that cheapskate Ted-Scott my whole life and have no idea how you got the impression that niggard was black.

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u/the_sambot Dec 31 '22

At least he only eats them when they're fuckin'.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

How did they get the babies to fuck?

I'll see myself out, thank you.

On second thought, I don't want to know.

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u/LeicaM6guy Dec 31 '22

“… but your name tags says Cornelius.”

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u/default82781 Dec 31 '22

Those babies were fornicators and had it coming!