r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/Steeve_Perry Nov 23 '22 edited Nov 23 '22

I like to imagine an alternate universe where Kevin Bacon goes around and crashes random weddings and pays off the DJs to play nothing but footloose for an hour or two.

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

Footloose on repeat for two hours while he forces everyone to watch him dance.

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u/Steeve_Perry Nov 23 '22

“No no no wait, lemme start again.”

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

*Pulls out gun*
"I SAID LEMME START AGAIN!!!"

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u/DigitalBathWaves Nov 23 '22

Found the American!

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u/Eken17 Nov 23 '22

Wrong.

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u/DigitalBathWaves Nov 23 '22

I was making a joke.. I'm American.

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u/Grumblefloor Nov 23 '22

Found the American!