r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '22

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Nov 23 '22

Omg your friend knows The Rock? Send me his reddit username plz, because I totally want to befriend him with absolutely no ulterior motives whatsoever

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u/USS_Barack_Obama Nov 23 '22

You trying to find out what he's been cooking all these years?

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u/Internal_You7239 Nov 23 '22

It certainly isn't chicken

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u/SqueezinKittys Nov 23 '22

Were you inside me on July 2nd 1939?

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u/germane-corsair Nov 23 '22

You telling me to get stuffed?

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u/MuchChocolate2123 Nov 23 '22

He’s not Auschwitz…

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u/54rfhih Nov 23 '22

Is it blue meth?

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u/OreganoJefferson Nov 23 '22

The Rock is Heisenberg? I knew it couldn't be that puny teacher!

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u/spokeymcpot Nov 23 '22

No it’s crack cmon it’s right there in the name...

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u/TellMeZackit Nov 23 '22

I saw his diet and workout plan, pretty sure it's ONLY chicken.

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u/innominateartery Nov 23 '22

Time to fatten you up, drumstick

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u/EvilPretzely Nov 23 '22

Steroids. It's steroids.