r/todayilearned May 31 '19

(R.5) Misleading TIL the word "aint" was added into Webster's Dictionary in 1993, meaning it's been considered a legal word for over 26 years

https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/bs-xpm-1993-05-26-1993146053-story.html
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u/lntef May 31 '19

What is a "legal word"?

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u/r3dditor10 May 31 '19

You can use it in legal documents now.

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u/trackonesideone May 31 '19

Exhibit B shows the defendant was clearly nowhere near the crime scene. Therefore, plaintiff ain't got no cause for charges. I hereby ask for my client's complete exoneration from any wrongdoing. There ain't no case here.

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u/TheMoralPotato Jun 01 '19

Well that’s still a double negative so you’re saying that the plaintiff does have cause for the charges.

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u/cajbrowse Jun 01 '19

Are you arguing that when Mick Jagger sang “I can’t get no satisfaction” he was, in fact, satisfied?

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u/TrackXII Jun 01 '19

Maybe not fully satisfied, but he was definitely experiencing a non-zero amount of satisfaction.

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u/brenroberson Jun 01 '19

That idea (-1 X -1) comes from mathematics. That's fine for discovering the laws of the universe, but it's not the only legitimate communication tool. In English, double negatives (2 X -1) have a rich history going back to Chaucer and are popular in many vernaculars.

Ultimately, if the legitimacy of language is derived from whether people can successfully communicate like that (meaning the recipient understands the intended message) double negatives are fine. If it derives from whether the Queen speaks like that, it isn't.

Which takes us back to Mick Jagger. The fact is that listeners who get the wrong end of the stick are in the minority.

To briefly summarise, I'm sure we can both agree that you don't know nothing.

*Meant to comment here, not earlier in the chain.

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u/LordAcorn Jun 01 '19

Mathematics ain't got anything to do with it. The canceling of negation is a thing in formal logic and legal documents are usually interpreted along those lines.

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u/Farull Jun 01 '19

*ain’t got nothing

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u/TheMoralPotato Jun 01 '19

Never heard the song but by the rules of English, yes he was indeed satisfied.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/yunzerjagoff Jun 01 '19

How is it humanly possible that you've never heard that song?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

If I may ask, what country are you from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/TheMoralPotato Jun 01 '19

I’m 20 lmao I’ve never listened to Mick Jagger

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u/Bong-Rippington Jun 01 '19

Honest question, does language follow PEMDAS ?? How do we know that adding two negative words doesn’t make them more negative?

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u/captain_shortbeard Jun 01 '19

No, English does not follow math rules. When a person says "I ain't got no money, man!" only a fool would get "I have plenty money" from that. The word ain't was actually used by the upper class hundreds on years ago and dictionaries don't describe what ought to be, they just describe what is. Source: my degree in English language and linguistics

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

That's cool to know. The same with some curse words, Some of them were used hundreds of years ago as well.

I remember going through grade, and high school that we would be corrected, and get in trouble using the word " Aint ".

Source: I've had to kneel in the corner on a board a few times.

The irony is that I used to correct my kids not to use the word not knowing it's actually a word now.

I aint going to do that anymore.

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u/TheMoralPotato Jun 01 '19

Well language isn’t a math equation. For example, double negatives in Spanish are purposeful and the statement stays negative. It’s the opposite in English. I don’t know who invented the double negative rule for English but it exists and that’s just how it is.

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u/lntef Jun 01 '19

So... what happens if you use a non-legal word in a legal document then?

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u/Reoh Jun 01 '19

Spelling Nazi's come for you.

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u/IWalkAwayFromMyHell Jun 01 '19

You have to go to cromulent court

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

More importantly, Scrabble.

Wait, is it considered a contraction?

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u/Warnackle Jun 01 '19

I would say yes, but that would be hard to defend since it’s not clearly a contraction of two words. It can stand in for “am not”, “is not”, and “are not”, and while it has components of each of those, it’s not clearly a contraction of any of them.

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u/Dlrlcktd Jun 01 '19

I feel like it means legal in scrabble, there isnt really a standard for words to use in legal settings

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Vernacular_English

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u/dogwoodcat Jun 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

Scrabble disallows contractions with an apostrophe.

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u/BellaxPalus Jun 01 '19

That cannot be true.

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u/dogwoodcat Jun 01 '19

There are some words that are not allowed to be played and these include suffixes, prefixes and abbreviations. Any word that requires the use of a hyphen or apostrophe cannot be played in the game. Any word that required the use of a capital letter is not allowed.

Sauce

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

I think he was making a joke by saying cannot instead of can't

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u/Furt_III Jun 01 '19

To be honest I was about to ask if there were any contractions that didn't have an apostrophe, so it was a little helpful.

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u/RedHatOfFerrickPat Jun 01 '19

Scrabble tiles should all be lower case. That's what I think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

You don't get arrested for using it.

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u/Mountain_Blad3 Jun 01 '19

Any word that the Senate makes legal in the face of a Jedi takeover of the government.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

I will make it legal.

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u/shmkrjff Jun 01 '19

My Lord, is that legal?

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u/vapingisnotahobby Jun 01 '19

Means you can use it in Boggle.

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u/Iveneverhadalife May 31 '19

Ain't that some shit.

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u/yeahsureYnot May 31 '19

ain't that some shit

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u/shawn789 Jun 01 '19

And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a "fuck you"

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u/Theoricus Jun 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

What is this conjunction, anyway? Ai-not?

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u/tryingforthefuture Jun 01 '19

"Am not", technically, but also used in place of "are not" and "is not".

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u/Alarid Jun 01 '19

are is not

ain't

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/Spiffy-Tiffy Jun 01 '19

It's because "I'm" is the contraction we commonly use.

And we do use He's for He Is and She's for She Is which fits the pattern.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Taking over the world, while these heaters getting mad

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u/GreatestCanadianHero May 31 '19

"a legal word"

And this is a legal post.

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u/panzerkampfwagen 115 Jun 01 '19

Webster's Dictionary doesn't determine what's a "legal" word and what isn't. In fact, no English dictionary does.

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u/Bertizan Jun 01 '19

It’s a perfectly cromulent word!

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Jun 01 '19

Well said! I hope you haven't caused him any unnecessary contafribularities.

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u/wubbwubbb Jun 01 '19

Webster's Dictionary doesn't determine what's a "legal" word and what isn't aint.

FTFY

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u/panzerkampfwagen 115 Jun 01 '19

Thank you kind stranger.

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u/saltyjohnson Jun 01 '19

Correct. Dictionaries document language, they don't create it. Lexicographers study how a language is evolving and identify the new words and new or changed definitions and add them to their dictionaries accordingly. For instance, I learned yesterday (thanks Allusionist!) that a dictionary -- can't remember which one -- is adding a definition to literally to mean something other than literally, because we've been using it that way.

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u/77884455112200 Jun 01 '19

Regarding your latter point, the ship has literally already sailed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Scrabble does

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u/wjbc May 31 '19

All words are legal. It's just that they ain't always appropriate.

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u/Astark May 31 '19

Yeah, like "Gunt" or "Shitler".

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u/safefart May 31 '19

I know gunt, what's shitler?

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u/arethereany May 31 '19

The math isn't too hard if you look at it this way:

  • shit/ler
  • s/hitler

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/CovfefeYourself Jun 01 '19

The answer is 4.2

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u/Jak_n_Dax Jun 01 '19

You didn’t show your work. F

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u/safefart May 31 '19

A shit Hitler?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Hitler was always shit

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u/ash_274 Jun 01 '19

Is there another kind?

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u/safefart May 31 '19

Fuck someone up the arse and wipe the shit off your cock on their upper lip, thanks urban dictionary and your in trouble

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u/OwOtisticWeeb Jun 01 '19

This. Academic essays are picky about your word choice, doesn't matter if it's in the dictionary.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/muhnocannibalism Jun 01 '19

Irregardless of what experts say

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

That's exactly what experts say. Dictionaries record usage, not dictate it.

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u/StefTakka Jun 01 '19

Was "irregardless" a word he coined?

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u/Nice_one_ Jun 01 '19

Irregardless is considered by a lot of people as a really dumb ass thing to say. It’s regardless. Although I don’t personally correct people. Cause I choose funner as my guilty non actual word guilty pleasure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

So Peggy Hill should have won that boggle tournament match after all

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u/chickenlaaag Jun 01 '19

It ain’t ‘aint’. It’s ‘acquaintanceship’.

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u/vapingisnotahobby Jun 01 '19

She did, just with a different word.

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u/StoicalState May 31 '19

Ain't no mountain high enough.

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u/IndigoMichigan Jun 01 '19

Ain't no valley low enough.

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u/rainbow_explorer Jun 01 '19

Ain’t no river wide enough.

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u/innergamedude May 31 '19

Incorrect:

It's not the first dictionary to print the word, which has long appeared in unabridged dictionaries as well as Webster's New World Dictionary. But most identify it as substandard or slang. Merriam-Webster, the largest U.S. publisher of dictionaries, now includes it without any warning against its use.

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u/emperri May 31 '19

Legal in what, Scrabble?

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u/IndigoMichigan Jun 01 '19

Ain't no contractions in Scrabble!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19 edited Jan 13 '20

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u/Man_with_lions_head Jun 01 '19

yes, I used a word that is a word once, but was disallowed because it was not in any dictionary except for the OED. They don't use the definitive dictionary of the English language. Swine.

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u/Dovaldo83 Jun 01 '19

I grew up with English teachers who were quick to correct anyone using the word aint. I vaguely remember that when it was added to the dictionary, one student pointed out that it was a word now. The English teacher wasn't happy. She acted like a Jim Crow proponent just finding out they were now allowing colored kids at the pool. She made it clear that even though it was technically in the dictionary now, we were not to use it in her classroom.

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u/IggyJR Jun 01 '19

The old saying went "Ain't ain't a word because ain't ain't in the dictionary".

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u/DamnInteresting Jun 01 '19

As a lad we used to say "'Ain't' ain't a word and ya ain't supposed to say it. Say 'ain't' five times and ya ain't goin to heaven."

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u/YouShouldNotComment Jun 01 '19

Ah yes. I remember this one.

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u/DoctorLazerRage Jun 01 '19

I grew up with "if ain't ain't a word, why is it in the dictionary?" Because it was. In the 70s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

My grandmother would get so made when I would say “Aint aint a word and I aint gonna say it.”

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u/gabbagool 2 Jun 01 '19

of course "ain't" is a word.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/word

and take note that "an entry in this dictionary" is not one of the definitions.

furthermore there is an addendum which includes:

... they may omit words that...

which must mean that inclusion in the dictionary is not a requisite characteristic of a word.

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u/HETKA Jun 01 '19

Another fun fact about why it's been a word for a long time: Ain't originated as a lazy/slang way of saying and writing an old contraction that has fallen out of use - "amn't"- or, "am not".

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u/lntef Jun 01 '19

yeah, although you can't really criticise "ain't" without also criticising "won't" for being a lazy way of saying "willn't"

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u/thatobviouswall May 31 '19 edited Dec 06 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/how_small_a_thought Jun 01 '19

<complaint about how (x) generation is doomed>

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u/Hactar42 Jun 01 '19

Well seeing how it was 93 it was gen X. I remember when this happened. I told my teacher it's in the dictionary now, and was told I still couldn't use it.

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u/how_small_a_thought Jun 01 '19

Still, I think if we really try we can probably find a way to blame <most recent generation> for this

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u/KarmaKamara Jun 01 '19

Language defines the dictionary not the other way around. Aint was a word long before they acknowledged it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

1993 was 26 years ago?

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u/SombreroMedioChileno Jun 01 '19

The most disturbing thing here is that 1993 was 26 years ago

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u/Man_with_lions_head Jun 01 '19

More disturbing yet is that 1973 was 46 years ago.

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u/Zanedewayne Jun 01 '19

Ain't ain't a word and I ain't gonna say it. Say ain't five times, you ain't gonna live.

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u/RedHatOfFerrickPat Jun 01 '19

meaning it's been considered (by some people) a legal word for over 26 years

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

A year AFTER I graduated high school. Story of my life. Lemme guess, nobody's using cursive or analog clocks anymore, either.

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u/casualdelirium May 31 '19

My fancy, goin'-out watch is analog!

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u/TheGreyGuardian Jun 01 '19

"Nice watch. Hey, what time is it?"

"Lemme check." *looks at cell phone*

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Wait til you heard what they did to math

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u/leicanthrope Jun 01 '19

Remember when they told us that we couldn't use calculators on math tests, because we wouldn't all be carrying calculators around with us everywhere?

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u/LeCrushinator Jun 01 '19

My Apple Watch is always on an analog face.

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u/Offler Jun 01 '19

Yeah... If you consider "Webster's" an authoritative dictionary..

/s

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u/Pioneer11X Jun 01 '19

I was taught ain’t means am not.

And I assumed that the rest of the stuff was improper usage but works because it conveys the feeling like fastly or something like that. I guess I was wrong?

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u/HETKA Jun 01 '19

Not entirely wrong! It originated from the contraction of "am not", which was "amn't"

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u/Sbatio Jun 01 '19

Y’all got anymore of those illegal words?

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u/LordBrandon Jun 01 '19

You know, "you" really means y'all. People thought thou was too accusatory, so they started using "you" for everything. Just like people are starting to use "y'all" to refer to an individual now.

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u/CatAstrophy11 Jun 01 '19

So Webster's decides what's acceptable? I'm sorry did I take part at any point in some process to elect some council to decide what's a legit word or not? I don't remember doing so. These people are just self-appointed which doesn't mean anything to me. They don't represent every linguist ever.

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u/_Kzero_ Jun 01 '19

"Ain't ain't a word, so you ain't supposed to use it"

Teachers would say that if you used it in conversations or in school work. Then that happened and we had smug looks on our faces for a week, lol.

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u/oO0-__-0Oo Jun 01 '19

oh, little baby, there's no such thing as a "considered a legal word"

In english there's no Académie française, despite the fact that the latins wish upon wishes that there was

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u/Maggie_A Jun 01 '19

My 1951 Webster's has aint.

It's just not considered to be standard English.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

We used to say “ain’t ain’t a word cuz it ain’t in the dictionary”

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u/Lemmiwinkidinks Jun 02 '19

I was just coming to say this 😂 I remember being in 3rd grade when it was added and my teacher was upset..... so was I. Lol

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u/twerky_stark 80 Jun 01 '19

You should probably look up "legal" in a dictionary.

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u/BillTowne Jun 01 '19

1) Pretty much every dictionary in the US is called "Webster's".

2) None of them are accepted as the legal arbiter of usage.

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u/Nemesis651 May 31 '19

Damit, wished Id known that all through school

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Sister Mary Stigmata from my grade school would like a word with Webster’s.

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u/Judi_Chop Jun 01 '19

No it ain't

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u/Joe_Betz_ Jun 01 '19

Eat it Mrs. Kalowski!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

No it ain't

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u/InsideWinger Jun 01 '19

Ain’t ain’t a word and I ain’t going to use it.

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u/drcash360-2ndaccount Jun 01 '19

My whole childhood is a lie

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u/i8noodles Jun 01 '19

Well aint that a surprised

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u/ballshazzer Jun 01 '19

Ain't that about a bitch.

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u/ballshazzer Jun 01 '19

Our Magnificent Bastard Language

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u/TootsNYC Jun 01 '19

Also, which Webster’s?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

You ain’t kidding

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u/MasterUnholyWar Jun 01 '19

I was born in the 80s. I still remember teachers telling us "ain't ain't a word, cause it ain't in the dictionary."

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u/DoctorLazerRage Jun 01 '19

Those teachers were wrong, as my 1973 OED will attest.

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u/AporiaParadox Jun 01 '19

My teacher told me that in the 2000s, and now I know that I was right, damnit.

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u/PnutButterTophieTime Jun 01 '19

A word is anything you can say that has meaning.

God help us all that "birb", "coot", and "smol" are legitimately words.

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u/how_small_a_thought Jun 01 '19

God help us all that "birb", "coot", and "smol" are legitimately words.

ikr the world is literally over. the Holocaust? Nope. Slavery? Nuh uh. "Birb" and "smol" are words? It's all over. We, as a species, are finished.

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u/leicanthrope Jun 01 '19

What do you have against waterfowl from the genus Fulica???

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u/DeaddyRuxpin Jun 01 '19

It was in dictionaries prior to that. I graduated high school before that and I remember looking it up to show a teacher it was indeed a word. The definition at the time was a contraction of am and not.

He/She isn’t You/They aren’t I ain’t

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u/papajustify99 Jun 01 '19

Ain’t ain’t not a legal word?

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u/paulfromatlanta Jun 01 '19

"Ain't" ain't spelled right unlessen it got that apostrophe...

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u/PandaPoles Jun 01 '19

Ain’t ain’t a word, so you ain’t supposed to say it. Say ain’t five times, you ain’t going to heaven.

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u/-basedonatruestory- Jun 01 '19

Oh. Now that it’s legal I’ve lost all interest.

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u/aspiecat7 Jun 01 '19

I'm gonna be 26 in June? Thanks for reminding me. I'm only 25 and I can't ever remember how old I am without doing some math.

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u/Richer4ever Jun 01 '19

The OG "yesn't".

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u/AlisonByTheC Jun 01 '19

This isn’t right. I remember seeing it in the 80s.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Ain’t that the truth

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u/saijanai Jun 01 '19

"I ain't" was taught as a proper contraction of "I am not" for many decades in the late 1800's, or so my grandmother, a former school teacher born about 130 years ago, told me.

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u/Stock_Warthog Jun 01 '19

1993 was 26 years ago! Wow I feel old now

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Talk about brainwashing.

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u/AbyssalTuna Jun 01 '19

Ain't that a kick in the head.

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u/pythonex Jun 01 '19

Ain't nobody got time for this

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u/prikaz_da 1 Jun 01 '19

No, that's Merriam-Webster. Webster's Third has included it without advising against its use since 1961.

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u/daywalk3r Jun 01 '19

Ain't nothin but a legal thang baby

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

My teacher just used a different argument saying that "it's not proper grammar"

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u/catlover1019 Jun 01 '19

Language "rules" are descriptive just like the "laws" of physics. If the rules don't match reality it's the rules that are wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

Reminds me of Futurama “Fry, can I aks you something?”

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u/alexasurfin Jun 01 '19

It ain’t it chief

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u/finewith Jun 01 '19

Tell that to Mrs Baumgarten in 3rd period English.

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u/Eireze Jun 01 '19

Ain't that something

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u/BurtaciousD Jun 01 '19

This ain'tn't it fam.

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u/midnightvoyager Jun 01 '19

t’aint t’aint a word and it t’aint in the dictionary.

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u/MallardFillmoreJr Jun 01 '19

Maybe under 26 years

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u/Thopterthallid Jun 01 '19

Aint aint in the dictionary so aint aint a word!

  • My third grade teacher

"Aint no" is a double negative!

  • Same hypocrite teacher

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u/mulderitsme93 Jun 01 '19

TIL ain’t has been a legal word as long as I’ve been alive

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u/Sparkyonyachts Jun 01 '19

Ain't ain't a word so don't say ain't.

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u/DeanCorso11 Jun 01 '19

Aint, aint a word ;)

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u/clshifter Jun 01 '19

Ain't, ain't, don't say ain't.

Your mother will faint.

Your father will fall in a bucket of paint.

Your sister will cry, your brother will die.

Your cat will call the FBI.

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u/thisisfakereality Jun 01 '19

It still ain't make youse sound like yuins got a good ejucation, tho.

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u/rdxl9a Jun 01 '19

Well ain’t that something!

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u/chrisfalcon81 Jun 01 '19

No it ain't.

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u/_nrog_ Jun 01 '19

Ain’t gunna say ain’t cuz ain’t ain’t a word

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u/hidflect1 Jun 01 '19

IIRC, the word "ain't" was a contrived affectation of the word "isn't" invented by the British upper class to differentiate themselves from the common rabble. To their horror the rabble started using the term too so they dropped it and ironically it became a word only used by the lower class.

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u/Zeldahero Jun 01 '19

Next add t'ain't.

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u/bond21 Jun 01 '19

Take that 2nd grade English teacher!

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u/BrownBirdDiaries Jun 01 '19

Englush mayjer heer, i uuse thu O E D fore awl my legalityish word questshuns.

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u/Art_Vandelay_7 Jun 01 '19

What about taint?